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  • PersonalityCraft: Minecraft SMP

    PersonalityCraft: Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where people just, like, build stuff and mine ore like it’s a corporate job? Look no further, my friend! Join this totally rad Minecraft SMP that promises to be the most chaotic corner of the internet since that time my uncle tried to teach me what a “fight or flight response” was at a family BBQ!

    Why should YOU join? Buckle up, because here comes the wildest ride since my cat decided to chase a laser pointer into the neighbor’s pool!

      • Glowstone Gargoyles: Ever wondered what happens when you mix glowstone, a rabid parrot, and too much Red Bull? Yeah, neither did we! But guess what? Now we have a REAL cactus grove that sings Justin Bieber at random times! Just imagine mine-ing one block and suddenly being serenaded by “Baby.” Good luck focusing on your house when you can’t stop singing along!

      • The Great Diamond Heist of 2023: Last week Bob, the guy who thinks he’s a pro mechanic but can’t even fix a leaky faucet, swore he saw a diamond block levitate away from our base. Everyone accused him of being high on mushrooms, but we don’t judge! Now we’re crafting the most elaborate undercover heist because who doesn’t want to steal imaginary diamonds while potentially getting chased by imaginary cops?! 😂💎

      • Dirt Block Cults: Did you know that people in this server have formed a cult dedicated to the worship of dirt blocks? Yeah, they have confetti parties and sacrifice unappreciated flowers every Friday! You can be a part of this sacred mission to reclaim the dirt’s honor; plus, the snacks are just chef’s kiss! Just don’t get caught wearing anything made of cobblestone — things could get messy.

      • Battle of the Bossy Babies: Join the most epic PvP battles between people dressed as babies. That’s right! We strap diamond swords to those adorable skins and unleash the chaos! I’ve seen more skill in a toddler with a crayon than some of these players, which makes it all the more entertaining! 😂🤣

      • Mobs Plotting World Domination: Every night, villagers gather under the moonlight to plot against the players. I SWEAR, they are secretly in league with the creepers. Last night, I heard them chanting about “The Rise of the Iron Golems.” This server has everything: drama, espionage, and creepers that blow up your Minecraft hopes and dreams! 💥

    In conclusion, if you want to escape your mundane life of adulting and join us for a scoop of insanity with a sprinkle of chaos (and maybe some diamonds if Bob hasn’t stolen them), then get your blocky butt in here.

    P.S. Don’t forget to bring snacks! The villagers eat more than you’d think. 🐷🍭

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  • NoCheatersXmasDinner

    NoCheatersXmasDinner

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server and escape the real world craziness! We’ve got a 56-year-old mom, a 60-year-old dad, a 30-year-old daughter named Kate, a 28-year-old son named Sam, and a 26-year-old daughter named Mary. But wait, there’s more – Kate’s boyfriend James is causing some serious drama with an online affair scandal! Will Kate forgive him and bring him to our Christmas Eve dinner? Join our server to find out and witness the wildest family dynamics in Minecraft history! Trust us, this server is more entertaining than any soap opera out there. So come on in and experience the drama, the tears, and the ultimate betrayal – all in the world of Minecraft!

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  • BallzGoneMinecraftSMP

    BallzGoneMinecraftSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you should totally hop on this crazy train. First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and items. Like, we even have a diamond block throne for our leader, who is a literal Minecraft god. And get this, every full moon, we all gather around a campfire and tell ghost stories about Herobrine. It’s so spooky, bro.

    But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try to tame the legendary Ender Dragon and ride it into battle. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with way more explosions.

    Oh, and did I mention we have a secret society of villagers who can trade you anything your heart desires? Need a stack of emeralds? They got you covered. Want a pet zombie pigman? They can make it happen. It’s like having your own personal genie, but with a unibrow.

    So, if you wanna join the most epic, insane, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP of all time, hit us up. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your balls hairless. Wait, what was the question again? Oh well, join us anyway!

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  • BrokeBlockBuster

    BrokeBlockBuster

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we specialize in ruining movies in the most ridiculous ways possible! Picture this: you’re playing on our server and suddenly the main character in a famous movie is no longer rich. Imagine Harry Potter living in a cardboard box under a bridge, or Tony Stark selling hot dogs on the street corner. The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed! Join us for a hilariously chaotic experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about your favorite films. Who needs Hollywood when you have our server to provide the ultimate movie makeovers?

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Galactic Pathways Discovery

    Galactic Pathways Discovery

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your Minecraft world, mining some diamonds and stuff, when BAM! You stumble upon a secret network of pathways that lead to the far reaches of the galaxy! Like, what even?!

    Join our server and explore these crazy pathways, meet aliens, and maybe even discover a new planet to call home. Who needs Earth when you can have your own intergalactic crib, amirite?

    So come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let’s go on a wild space adventure together. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans we’ll get into out there in the cosmos. Let’s do this! 🚀🌌👽

    New Minecraft Server
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  • UltraVanilla

    UltraVanilla

    New Minecraft Servers

    UltraVanilla Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name UltraVanilla
    Founded January 2019
    Player Slots 30
    Enhancements Minimal enhancements to the core game
    World Type Survival
    Server Address play.ultravanilla.world

    For more information and community discussions, visit the Discord or the Wiki.

    FAQs

    What is UltraVanilla?

    UltraVanilla is a small-scale community Minecraft server with minimal enhancements to the core game. It promotes a tight-knit community feel with 30 player slots and a survival world.

    What features does the server offer?

      • Dynmap
      • No map resets ever
      • Fast travel commands such as ‘/sethome’, ‘/home’, ‘/home bed’
      • Brewery plugin
      • Vanilla-friendly events and competitions
      • Time-based ranks

    Are there any specific rules on the server?

      • No griefing
      • No stealing
      • No PVP without consent
      • No hacks or exploits
      • No graphic/gross NSFW

    How can I join a town or contribute to community projects?

    You can join a town by asking around or homestead your own place. Community projects are suggested and discussed on the discord, where anyone is free to contribute.

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  • Vidya Boys Paradise 1.21.4

    Vidya Boys Paradise 1.21.4

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, this Minecraft server is like a magical land full of cute vidya boys running around! Join if you want to find your pixelated prince charming and live happily ever after in a blocky paradise! Plus, the creepers here are totally into fashion and will give you style tips while they explode! So come on, join now and let’s build a fabulous world together with our kawaii virtual boyfriends! #MinecraftLove #VidyaBoysGalore

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Money Minecraft SMP Purposes

    Money Minecraft SMP Purposes

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the SMP for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of the financial market in Minecraft!

    Imagine making more diamonds than you can count, buying up all the enchanted gear you could ever dream of, and becoming the richest player in the game. But wait, there’s more!

    On our server, being a millionaire isn’t just about having stacks of diamonds. It’s about living a life of luxury and excess. Want to buy a mansion, even though you already have a castle? Go for it! Want to fill your inventory with nothing but golden apples? Why not!

    Join us on this wild ride of making money for the sake of it, with no purpose other than to flex on all the other players. Money may bring security and comfort, but on our server, it brings a whole lot more than that. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living the high life in Minecraft like never before!

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  • SIL’s Cellphone Minecraft Server

    SIL’s Cellphone Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of re-gifting! Just like the OP in this wild story, we encourage you to sell any in-game items you received as gifts and keep half the profit for yourself. After all, who needs to follow traditional gifting etiquette in a virtual world?

    Join us for a chance to experience the drama and chaos of family arguments over virtual possessions. Will you be the one to stand your ground like the OP, or will you give in to keep the peace like their dad suggested? The choice is yours on our server!

    So come on over and join the fun – because in our Minecraft world, anything goes, even if it means making Christmas awkward with your virtual family members!

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  • LesbianCraft: Babyshower Ruiner

    LesbianCraft: Babyshower Ruiner

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server and experience the wildest baby shower ever! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of Jehovah’s Witnesses start lecturing you on the sins of homosexuality. But don’t worry, we’ve got your back! With our supportive community, you can proudly proclaim your love for your girlfriend while dodging judgmental stares. Plus, who knows, you might even find a nice ‘brother’ to settle down with in our virtual world. So come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with unexpected twists and turns!

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