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  • Amputee Adventures Crafting Cane

    Amputee Adventures Crafting Cane

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join Now: The Server That Defies Existence! Or Is It?

    Welcome, brave souls! Why waste your life on normality when you can dive into the spiral of insanity we call our Minecraft server? It’s proven! People have said joining could be the best or the worst decision of your life – but who even measures decisions when reality itself is an illusion?! Come witness the entropy unfold as you build a mansion from the ashes of your own sanity! Trust me, it’s real (or is it?).

    Gameplay Feature Explanation (or Lack Thereof)
    Infinite Mob Spawning Like an infinite loop of existential dread, mobs spawn with your fears. Watch out for the chicken-monster hybrid who steals your dreams!
    Gravity-Defying Blocks Blocks that float upside down, defying all known laws of physics. Build your perfect house on a ceiling—just don’t look down!
    Time-Traveling Villagers Villagers will trade you items from the past, future, and alternate universes. But beware, they also carry the weight of time.
    Skyfall Events Every hour, the sky rains diamonds, broccoli, and regret! Be prepared to collect your rewards…or lose parts of your soul!
    Corrupted Enderman Vision If you make eye contact, they’ll reveal the secrets of the universe or just stare at you until you scream. Your choice!

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: How do I join? A: By the time you think about it, it’s too late. Did you eat your dreams for breakfast?

    Q: Are there rules? A: Rules are but a social construct! Just remember – never build a portal to your own mind. That’s how they get you!

    Q: What are the server’s hours? A: Who knows? Time isn’t a straight line here; it twists and folds like a pretzel in a cosmic bake-off.

    Random Quotes from Fellow Psychonauts

      • >Be me>get foot amputated>turn it into a walking cane
      • >Did anyone else see this shit before it got taken down?
      • >Talking about how I plan to turn it into a walking cane!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Crafty Cancer Chronicles Minecraft Server

    Crafty Cancer Chronicles Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only currency is llama spit and the only rule is to never trust a chicken wearing sunglasses.

    Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on flying pigs, and explore the depths of the Nether with your trusty pet rock named Steve.

    But beware, the server is also home to the legendary EL Salvador cancer anon, a mysterious entity that roams the land in search of players to challenge to dance-offs. Will you be able to out-dance this elusive creature and claim its enchanted disco ball as your prize?

    So come on, what’s your story? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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  • Bus Sex Minecraft Server

    Bus Sex Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my 3rd-grade bus ride? Look no further! Join us for a server experience that’s so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re losing your virginity all over again (hopefully not on a bus this time).

    Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that fateful bus ride. From secret underground tunnels to explosive creeper encounters, you never know what’s around the corner.

    And just like that unforgettable moment on the bus, joining our server will leave you with memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset). So come on, hop on board and let’s make some new memories together. Just remember to keep it PG-13 this time, okay?

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  • Virginity Lost Minecraft Server

    Virginity Lost Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like losing your virginity all over again – except this time, you’ll actually enjoy it! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few regrets (but in a good way, of course). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make some memories that you’ll never forget (or maybe want to forget, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

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  • BlockyBedroomAntics

    BlockyBedroomAntics

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, losing your virginity is just the beginning of the wild adventures that await you!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly a group of creepers crash your party and challenge you to a dance-off. If you can out-dance them, you’ll win a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who throw the most epic raves in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig breakdancing to dubstep while wearing a diamond helmet.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living out these insane adventures on ours? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

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  • NoaCraft Minecraft Server

    NoaCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join dis server if u wanna escape ur own personal hamas prison!! we got noa argemani who survived 8 months with dem crazy peeps and now he’s here to tell u all about it while u build ur own virtual world!! come join us and let’s make some epic minecraft memories together, cuz who needs real life drama when u can have virtual drama instead?? let’s goooo!!!

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  • NetoriaMC

    NetoriaMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Factions server with ranks, kits and all the other good stuff that you expect from any good minecraft server! We also have Clear Lag and lots of ram so you will not lag! Supports 1.12.1.

    netoria.mymc.io

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  • Zenith network

    Zenith network

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Zenith Network, where the fun never sets and the community spirit soars high! 🚀 We are a new and small starting community with big dreams, and we’re on a journey to grow together into something truly extraordinary.

    🌟 Discover the Hub:Step into a world of endless possibilities as you explore our dynamic Hub filled with excitement and surprises. From custom features to interactive NPCs, the Hub is the ultimate starting point for your journey into the Zenith Network!

    ☁️ SkyPvP – Rule the Skies:Soar to new heights in our SkyPvP arena! Battle it out in the clouds, strategically maneuvering your way to victory. With custom kits and a gravity-defying arena, you’ll be on the edge of your seat (or cloud) in every heart-pounding match!

    🛏️ BedWars – Dreamy Battles Await:Build, defend, and conquer in BedWars, where dreams come true and beds are made for breaking! Team up with friends or go solo as you craft your way to victory. Will your bed withstand the onslaught, or will you be left floating in the void?

    🌈 Why Vote for Zenith Network?:Voting isn’t just a duty; it’s a celebration! By casting your vote for Zenith Network, you not only unlock exclusive rewards, rare items, and a direct ticket to the heart of our ever-growing community but also become a pioneer in our quest to transform from a small starting community into a mighty force in the Minecraft universe! 🎁

    Join us on Zenith Network and be part of the most thrilling and entertaining Minecraft experience out there. Don’t just play the game; live the adventure! Vote now, and let’s grow big together! 🚀

    play.zenithnetwork.xyz

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  • MasterCraft Network

    MasterCraft Network

    New Minecraft Servers

    A New Server Now Featuring Towny And Factions. When We Get More People We Will Be Working On Introducing More Gamemodes And Minigames!

    192.99.45.105:25572

    New Minecraft Server
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  • SavageBlock

    SavageBlock

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to SavageBlock, a brand new server with tons of games planned for the future. Right now we include: – Creative – Survival

    For the future we plan to have: – Factions – Minigames (SkyWars, Custom minigames, etc.) – KitPVP – Arcade (Spleef, Party Games, Prison Break, etc.) – SkyBlock – Prison Hope to see you on soon!

    IP: 167.114.91.143:25565 (Custom IP coming VERY soon!!!) Store: SavageBlock.BuyCraft.Net

    167.114.91.143

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  • Vampcraft lifesteal

    Vampcraft lifesteal

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to VampCraft LifeSteal – a unique Minecraft server where vampiric adventures intertwine with the life that thrives in darkness. Combining the struggle for survival and the eerie existence of a vampire, players can enjoy a distinct experience with the LifeSteal system – inflicting damage leads to life restoration. Collect lightning-fast weapons and unique armors to perfect your vampire arsenal. Enter this dark world filled with challenges and dangers, where only the strongest will survive. VampCraft LifeSteal – where darkness is your ally, and vampirism is the key to eternal life

    vampcraft.mazen.host

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  • Bear-craft

    Bear-craft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you feel like surviving or making Creative buildings on 1.16.1?

    As you can see, on our server you can play on the latest version 1.16.1 and also the new update of the nether.

    So if you feel like surviving, we welcome you to the server and you can claim a place in the world.

    If you just want to make buildings in creative, that is also possible. We also have creative on 1.16.1. You start with a plot of 50 by 50 and every hour you are online you get 75 to save for additional plots that cost 250 in game.

    Hopefully we can meet you on the server soon. Lots of fun. The Bear-Craft staff team.

    play.bear-craft.nl

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  • Roguium

    Roguium

    New Minecraft Servers

    Roleplay/surival/prison Server. We combined Prison with survival so If you need money you can buy a private mine and get a mine beside your house!

    192.99.142.206

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  • Cubettology

    Cubettology

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server IP: mc.cubettology.net

    mc.cubettology.net

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  • HyperMine

    HyperMine

    New Minecraft Servers

    •► Server hosted 24/7 ◄• ◘ Contains Survival 1.12, KitPvP 1.8/1.12 and SkyWars 1.12. ◘ Staff profesional. ◘ Forum: foro.hypermine.net ◘ RESOURCES AND RANKS Store: hyperminenetwork.buycraft.net ◘ Own configuration.

    mc.hypermine.net

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  • guildcraft

    guildcraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    my first server! please dont meme me too hard. the only staff on here is me and my brother. looking for long term moderators.

    208.66.79.98:25571

    New Minecraft Server
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