Personal Stories Of Evil MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Meet Your Mobs – Minecraft SMP

mobs, real encounters with evil, Meet, understanding evil individuals, thoughts on evil

🪐🌟 Welcome to the most WILD Minecraft SMP you’ll ever stumble upon! This ain’t your grandma’s server, nah! This place is ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED with more chaotic energy than a creeper on Red Bull! You ever met someone who has the ability to steal your diamonds while you’re trying to breathe? I’ve met a guy here who literally eats diamonds for breakfast and burps up Ender Pearls! 🍽️💎

You MUST join this server if you want to experience the most OUTRAGEOUS things ever! Like, once we built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and it wasn’t even a cool volcano; it was just Greg’s backyard with lava blocks! Greg said he was ‘mad’ about it, but agenda was to lure people into his secret lair of darkness with spicy memes! 😂🔥

And if you’re into PvP, get ready! We’ve got a guy who uses enchantments that don’t even EXIST. Like, he was stabbing me with a “Sharpness 1000” sword and I was like “Bro, that’s not even a thing!” and he was just cackling like a villain from an 80s cartoon. He says he got it from the “Forbidden Chest” which is just a regular chest that someone MAY or MAY NOT have put in the Nether without a permit. 🚫

But like, the REAL kicker? There’s a spooky legend about a Mob that farts rainbows, and if you can catch it, it grants you the power to turn any block into cake. Yeah, cake! Can you imagine? You’re mining, and suddenly, BAM! Your cobblestone is now chocolate fudge cake! People will be fighting over your cake blocks like it’s Black Friday at Walmart! 🎂

Also, we ALL worship the ancient yet NOBLE Chicken God. Seriously, he gives us DOOM or BREAD depending on if you give him an offering of a feather and a potato. If you see someone running around with a potato and panicking, they’re probably trying to appease the Chicken God because he, like, gets REAL cranky. 😂🥔🐔

It’s not just a Minecraft adventure; it’s a chaotic, meme-fueled rollercoaster ride through a world where logic means nothing! So, if you want to build epic houses while battling potato-chicken overlords and dealing with Greg’s lava-hot temper, then you MUST, YOU MUST join this server! It’s like a circus but with more blocks and significantly less clowns (until Greg shows up again). 🤡🔨

So what are ya waiting for?! Come join the madness!

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Squirrel’s Gaze Land 1.20.3

squirrel, squirrels, close encounter, wildlife, Surprise

Yo, bro, do you ever feel like squirrels are secretly spying on us? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, you can join and become friends with the squirrel overlords! They will guide you to hidden treasures and secret realms beyond your wildest dreams. Plus, rumor has it that if you befriend enough squirrels, you’ll unlock the power to fly in the game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the squirrel revolution!

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WeedTradeWithMom-in-Law

children, joints, Secrets, WeedTradeWithMominLaw, Boyfriend

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can trade virtual weed with alien stepmothers for cash and hash! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret deals, hidden joints, and unexpected drama. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of this out-of-this-world experience – join now and let the chaos begin!

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PleasureCraft SMP

stress relief, well-being, fulfillment, Relaxation, smp

Yo bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit AF. We got flying pigs, dancing cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner is actually a talking llama who gives out free enchanted gear every Tuesday. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in the Nether and challenges players to dance battles. So if you wanna experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life, join us now and become part of the craziest community ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

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DrinkAndDigMC

DrinkAndDigMC, deep thoughts, finality, surreal, death

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers where death doesn’t even buy you a drink before kicking you out? Well, look no further because on our server, death not only buys you a drink, but also challenges you to a game of Minecraft PVP before sending you on your merry way to the afterlife!

Join us for epic battles, crazy challenges, and the chance to outsmart death itself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become best buds with the Grim Reaper and get VIP access to the underworld nightclub. So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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CraftyMuskTangenPressLeak

scandal, transparency, Ethics, Nicolai Tangen, Media

so, like, you gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, yo. why, you ask? well, lemme tell ya.

first off, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but watch out, there’s a dragon guarding it. yeah, a freakin’ dragon. but don’t worry, we tamed it with our epic building skills.

also, we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. it’s like a thrill ride, but in minecraft. and guess what? if you survive the ride, you get a free enchanted sword.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet zombie pigman named bob? he’s super friendly and loves to give out hugs. but be careful, he’s a bit clumsy and might accidentally set you on fire.

so, yeah, join our server and experience the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. plus, you’ll get to hang out with cool peeps like me. what more could you ask for?

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Bowl Drum Beats Server

traditional music, sound experimentation, cultural practices, drums, Music

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in this minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you hear the most epic drum solo ever. like, it’s so lit, you can’t help but join in and start jammin’ out with your fellow players.

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have sick drum solos, but we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. yeah, you heard me right. llamas breakdancing. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell ya.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we have those too. they soar through the sky, leaving trails of glitter and rainbows in their wake. it’s like a magical fairy tale, but with bacon.

so, if you’re lookin’ for a minecraft server that’s not just about building and surviving, but also about epic drum solos, breakdancing llamas, and flying pigs, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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Whale Mama Energy Quest

MAMA, Birth, 600 pounds, #sustainability, MOTHERS

come join our epic minecraft server where we have humpback whale mothers as our protectors! they travel over 3,000 miles without food just to birth and nourish their 2,600-pound calves, now that’s dedication! but watch out, climate change and marine heatwaves are making their food supply disappear, so you better join our server quick before they all starve! plus, who wouldn’t want to play on a server with giant whales as their guardians? it’s like free protection from any pesky griefers or mobs trying to ruin your day. so come on over and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where humpback whales rule the land (or water, technically). it’s a whale of a time, trust us! 🐋🌊🎮

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Funnier Origins SMP

BuildingCommunity, Origins, Smpserver, Minecraftserver, Funserver

FUNNIER ORIGINS SMP

Hello! I am looking for new Members to invite to the SMP! We want dedicated and active players on the SMP, We Create Unique Custom Origins and CPM Models for players and their characters! We mainly focus on Building & Lore, so be sure to expect that when joining!

Who we are Looking for:

Active Roleplayers/Builders
Content Creators
Datapack/Mod Makers
Artists

– Cool People in General!

Obviously you do not have to fill all these criteria, they are simply people we prefer in the application process, so here is the application! Be sure to fill it to the best of your ability, losers 😎

Application Form

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How do I join the SMP?	Fill out the application form linked above
What kind of gameplay can I expect?	We focus on Building & Lore, with unique custom origins and models
Do I need to meet all the criteria mentioned?	No, they are preferred but not mandatory
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all members must adhere to for a positive experience

Eternal Empire 1.20.5

Lalabell Lullaby, V&U, Chikafuji Lisa, Koa Akugaki, Cersea Soulstorm

Yo, bros and broettes! Ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as a llama on a pogo stick? Well, look no further, because this server is the place to be! We’ve got Vtuber idols like Nikki Rei and Roca Rourin ready to party with you in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get the chance to hang out with Vtuber legends like Enya Ignis and Daisy Dandelion. It’s like a virtual party that never ends, and you’re invited!

So why waste time mining diamonds alone when you could be building epic structures with your favorite Vtuber idols? Join now and let the craziness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

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