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  • BathroomBlocker3000

    BathroomBlocker3000
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you won’t find any pee on the seats! Unlike poor Jerry and Kayla’s unfortunate bathroom situation, our server is clean and pristine.

    Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures, where you won’t have to worry about sitting in anyone’s urine (unless you’re into that kind of thing, no judgment here).

    Our server is perfect for those with OCD or germaphobia, as we promise a pee-free environment for all players. So come on in and let’s build some epic structures without any bathroom mishaps getting in the way. See you in the game!

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  • BurbCraft: Obnoxious & Gross

    BurbCraft: Obnoxious & Gross
    Yo, have ya ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the pigs actually fly? I ain’t talkin’ about no mods or hacks, I’m talkin’ about legit flying pigs, man! And get this, the creepers wear top hats and monocles! It’s like a fancy explosion every time they go off!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city where the villagers throw wild parties every night. They even have their own version of Minecraft’s Got Talent, where the zombies show off their best dance moves.

    And don’t even get me started on the diamond ore. On our server, every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels sings in your ear. It’s like the most beautiful sound you’ll ever hear in a blocky world.

    So come join us on this epic Minecraft server where the craziness never ends. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

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  • ResellerRaid – No Clothes Left!

    ResellerRaid – No Clothes Left!
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can show off your looting skills? Look no further than our server, where you can snatch up all the best gear before anyone else even has a chance! Just like the resellers at the thrift store, you’ll need to be quick and strategic to beat out the competition.

    Join now and experience the thrill of hoarding all the diamonds and rare items for yourself. Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re being rude for taking what you want – it’s all fair game in this cutthroat world. And if anyone tries to steal your loot, just remember to say “Excuse you” and keep on looting like a boss.

    So come on over to our server and show those other players who’s boss. Just like the worker at the thrift store, we’ll have your back and make sure you get the recognition you deserve for your looting skills. Don’t be afraid to be a bit of a “bitch” – it’s all part of the game!

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  • FlagWarsMC

    FlagWarsMC
    Are you tired of your mother-in-law constantly invading your space and decorating your home with tacky gifts? Do you want to reclaim your sense of style and finally have some boundaries? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can build your dream home without any unwanted interference!

    On our server, you can create a virtual paradise free from pesky in-laws and their questionable taste in decor. No more surprise American flags on your front porch or passive-aggressive comments about your need for control. Take back your power and design your own world, where you make the rules!

    Plus, with our server, you can escape the chaos of real life, whether it’s dealing with recovering alcoholics or overbearing family members. Let off some steam by building, mining, and exploring in a stress-free environment. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some like-minded players who understand the struggle of maintaining boundaries with in-laws.

    So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild! Build the home of your dreams and leave the drama behind. Because in this virtual world, you’re the boss, and no one can tell you what to do. Let’s build a world where boundaries are respected, and American flags are optional. See you in the game!

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  • NeighborlyNoiseMakers

    NeighborlyNoiseMakers
    Tired of hearing your neighbors getting it on while you’re just trying to mine some diamonds in peace? Join our Minecraft server where the only loud noises you’ll hear are the sound of creepers exploding and pigs oinking! Say goodbye to awkward encounters in the hallway and hello to building epic structures with your new virtual friends. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so fun, even your noisy neighbors will want to join in on the fun – just make sure they keep it PG this time!

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  • MomTrustIssuesCraft

    MomTrustIssuesCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t secretly donate your items without your consent? Look no further! Join our server where we promise to never sneak into your virtual inventory and give away your precious diamonds or enchanted gear.

    Just like this player’s mom, we understand the importance of respecting your belongings and not randomly getting rid of them. Imagine logging in to find all your hard-earned loot gone because someone decided they didn’t like it anymore – not on our server!

    We guarantee that your virtual wardrobe will stay intact, and you can trust us to never pull a sneaky move like this player’s mom. So come join us for a fun and safe Minecraft experience, where your items are always safe and sound. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • ModestlyCraftyDinnerDrama

    ModestlyCraftyDinnerDrama
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns.

    Imagine this: you log in to the server and find out that your roommate John has invited a girl over for dinner. But wait, there’s a catch – he wants you to dress modestly because he’s worried about what she’ll think! Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life sitcom unfolding right before your eyes.

    But don’t worry, we’ve got your back. On our server, you can wear whatever the hell you want and tell John to take a hike. Who needs his judgmental attitude anyway? Plus, we’ve got Steve, the ultimate wingman who will always have your back and invite you out for drinks when things get too awkward.

    So why wait? Join our server now for a hilarious adventure filled with unexpected requests, silent treatments, and questionable roommate behavior. It’s a virtual rollercoaster you won’t want to miss!

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  • NoSleep4U

    NoSleep4U
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and craft without any unwanted opinions about your cologne choices!

    Join us and leave behind the haters who think they can judge your scent preferences. Our community is all about supporting each other and having a great time in the virtual world of Minecraft.

    So come on over and let’s build a world where everyone smells amazing and drama is left at the door. Trust us, you won’t find any desert-dry comments here, just pure fun and creativity!

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  • AuntieEatsNoMore – Minecraft Server

    AuntieEatsNoMore – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate the complex relationships between family members and house guests. Will you be the hero who stands up for what’s right, like our brave player who confronted T about eating all their lunch? Or will you be the one causing chaos, like T’s dad who didn’t appreciate the truth bombs being dropped?

    Explore our server and see if you can handle the emotional rollercoaster of living with your boyfriend, his grandparents, his mom, his brother, and a revolving door of relatives who eat your food and use your shower. Can you keep up with the laundry, cleaning, and dishes like our player, who is the only one showing respect to the grandparents?

    Join us for a server experience like no other, where every day brings a new twist and turn in the saga of family dynamics. Will you be the one to bring peace to this chaotic household, or will you stir the pot even more? The choice is yours on our outrageous Minecraft server!

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  • Lunchtime Loners

    Lunchtime Loners
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama and just relax? Look no further than our server! We understand the struggle of trying to enjoy your lunch break in peace, which is why we guarantee zero interruptions while you’re crafting your next masterpiece.

    Join our server and experience the joy of building without the stress of coworkers tapping on your virtual shoulder. We promise that no one will barge into your virtual office while you’re trying to enjoy your virtual lunch break. And if they do, just lock the virtual door and ignore them like a pro.

    Don’t let annoying coworkers ruin your Minecraft experience. Join our server now and build to your heart’s content without any interruptions. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual lunches last for as long as you want them to – take that, hour and a half lunch takers! So come on over and escape the real world drama for some virtual relaxation.

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