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  • GFQuietPlzCraft

    GFQuietPlzCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the never-ending stories of your girlfriend’s day at work! Join us for a break from the constant chatter about her co-workers, neighbors, and middle school softball drama.

    Are you tired of feeling suffocated in the car as she recounts every minute detail of her life? Well, on our server, you can drive in peace without the fear of never-ending monologues about her past experiences.

    Take a break from the anxiety-inducing road trips and join us for some relaxing Minecraft gameplay instead. No more frantic runs to escape the chatter, just pure gaming fun!

    So come on over and join our server, where you can finally have some peace and quiet away from the non-stop storytelling. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect escape from your girlfriend’s never-ending tales?

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  • LocationShare Minecraft Server

    LocationShare Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of your girlfriend trying to track your every move like a detective in a cheesy spy movie? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build without being monitored 24/7!

    On our server, you can create your own virtual fortress and never have to worry about someone trying to invade your privacy. No more sharing locations or having someone constantly checking up on you – unless it’s to admire your epic builds, of course.

    Join now and experience the freedom of building without boundaries, just like how you should have the freedom to live your life without being tracked like a criminal on the run. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with relationship drama over location sharing.

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  • Mom-in-Law Block Party

    Mom-in-Law Block Party
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your crazy in-laws? Look no further than our server, where the only thing you’ll be taking care of is your virtual farm!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and ridiculous quests. We promise you won’t have to cook elaborate meals for anyone or deal with entitled in-laws demanding your bed. Unless, of course, you want to roleplay that in our virtual world – we won’t judge!

    Forget about real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest castle or finding the rarest diamond. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead?

    So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life problems behind – we promise you won’t regret it! Plus, we don’t have any stair lifts for entitled in-laws, just endless possibilities for fun and adventure.

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  • ShowerHideout Minecraft Server

    ShowerHideout Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of sharing your bathroom with pesky parents who think your expensive shampoo is fair game? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own private bathroom oasis without any unwanted intruders! No more loofa-stealing parents or diluted shampoo, just pure relaxation in your own virtual bathroom kingdom. Plus, you can even create a secret stash for your toiletries to keep them safe from prying hands. Join now and say goodbye to bathroom battles forever!

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  • NoSeatForYou Minecraft Server

    NoSeatForYou Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone behaves? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and chaos just like the story of Sharon, the ultimate classmate from hell!

    – Get ready for unexpected bathroom visits from your fellow players, showing off their fashion faux pas with pride!
    – Experience the thrill of having your arm fat squeezed and called cute, whether you like it or not!
    – Feel the love with random “I love you” declarations that may or may not lead to fainting spells if not reciprocated!
    – Jam out with strangers who invite themselves to your virtual house for impromptu music sessions, whether you play the guitar or not!
    – Witness live performances in the middle of class, even with the strictest teacher around, because rules are meant to be broken!
    – Discover the secret to flawless skin with the revolutionary acne treatment of slathering saliva on your face, endorsed by our very own pre med student!

    Join now and be a part of a community where snitches get stitches, unflattering comments about the admin are shared freely, and uncomfortable encounters are just a seat change away. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the madness – join our server today!

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  • NoPetNoDiamonds

    NoPetNoDiamonds
    Are you tired of random strangers trying to pet your dog without asking? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where everyone respects your virtual dog’s personal space! No more creepy old men trying to click on your dog to get its attention, just pure dog-loving fun in a safe and respectful environment.

    We understand the struggles of having a cute virtual pet that everyone wants to pet without permission. That’s why our server is the perfect place for dog owners who want to protect their furry friends from unwanted attention. Plus, we have a special feature where you can train your virtual dog to bark at anyone who tries to pet them without asking first!

    So come join us and experience the joy of owning a virtual dog without the hassle of dealing with entitled strangers. Trust us, your virtual dog will thank you for it!

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  • UncleCreepBlock

    UncleCreepBlock
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing a bed with strangers is strictly prohibited!

    Join us for a three-day getaway filled with block parties and family reunions. But beware, you may be asked to sleep next to an old man or even an uncle you’ve never met before. Don’t worry, our server rules allow you to refuse and make arrangements to sleep with friends instead.

    Experience the thrill of navigating awkward family dynamics and standing up for your comfort in our virtual world. Who knows, you might even end up having to make a tough decision between sleeping next to a cousin or a relative.

    So come join us on our server, where you can escape real-life family drama and create your own hilarious stories in the world of Minecraft! Just remember, trust is key, especially when it comes to sharing a bed with virtual strangers.

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  • HugCraft: Where Casual Sex is Normal

    HugCraft: Where Casual Sex is Normal
    Yo, on dis server, we don’t just give hugs, we give virtual hugs in Minecraft! Imagine logging on and being greeted by a giant hug from a pixelated creeper, ain’t that a sight to see? Plus, we got a whole town dedicated to hugging, where you can build a house made entirely out of hugs.

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a mini-game where you have to hug as many players as possible within a time limit, and the winner gets a virtual trophy made out of hugs. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a ride on the Hug Coaster, a rollercoaster that hugs you tight as you zoom through the virtual world.

    So come join us on this server and experience the most huggable Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs casual sex when you can have a virtual hug fest?

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  • PupCraft Minecraft Server

    PupCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you!

    Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a leashed dog appears out of nowhere and starts aggressively sniffing your character’s crotch. But wait, there’s more! The dog’s owner, a mysterious woman in her late 50s, claims the dog is a service dog with special powers to detect hidden illnesses. Will you uncover the secrets of this mystical service dog? Join our server to find out!

    But that’s not all – our server also has a weekly farmers market in the town square, complete with a local musician playing on big stone steps. Who knows what kind of wacky encounters you’ll have while shopping for virtual carrots and potatoes?

    So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns. Just be prepared for anything – including dogs with a nose for trouble!

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  • ToothbrushGate Minecraft Server

    ToothbrushGate Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

    Picture this: a 26-year-old man with a passion for PAW Patrol, a room filled with merchandise, and a sister with two rowdy kids seeking refuge. What could possibly go wrong?

    Experience the thrill of setting boundaries, broken toothbrushes, and epic meltdowns all in one place. Will you be the hero who stands up for their PAW Patrol collection, or will you be labeled as dramatic and childish?

    Join now for a server experience like no other, where emotions run high and PAW Patrol reigns supreme. Don’t miss out on the chaos and excitement – join today!

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