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PhoneBlockerMC
Are you tired of random strangers asking to use your phone at Home Depot? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, no one will ever ask to borrow your virtual phone! Join us for a world where you can build your own shelving without any interruptions from shady characters. Plus, we have a strict no-phone borrowing policy to keep your virtual life safe from hackers. Don’t risk it, join our server today and never worry about rude encounters at Home Depot again! -
Gun Runners Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you and your cat to thrive in the face of imminent destruction!Join us and learn how to build epic fortresses to protect yourself from the impending apocalypse. Our experienced players will teach you how to craft powerful weapons and armor to fend off any threats that come your way.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there are secret portals on our server that lead to alternate dimensions where you can battle mythical creatures and collect rare loot. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you and your feline friend will embark on?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate defender of your world (and your cat)!
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ColdExchangeMinecraftSMP
Yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of getting hacked on those sketchy exchanges? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we trade diamonds instead of crypto! That’s right, no more worrying about getting hacked and losing all your hard-earned loot. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry creepers. Will you risk it all for the chance to strike it rich? Join now and let the chaos begin! #DiamondsOverCrypto #SMPAdventure -
PhoneCamBlockerCraft
so, like, have you ever thought about how people are all paranoid about their laptop cameras but then they just leave their phone cameras wide open for anyone to spy on them? like, bruh, that’s some messed up priorities right there.anyways, if you wanna join our minecraft server, we promise not to spy on you through your phone camera. we’re not that creepy. we’re just a bunch of weirdos who love building stuff and blowing it up for fun.
join us if you’re into crazy adventures, like that time we built a giant roller coaster that went straight into a volcano. it was lit, literally.
or maybe you’re more into trolling other players. we once convinced someone that diamonds were actually made of cheese and they spent hours trying to mine them with a pickaxe made of crackers. good times.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats? yeah, it’s a thing.
so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s equal parts hilarious and insane, come join us. just don’t forget to cover up your phone camera, you never know who might be watching.
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WatchCraft Minecraft Server
Tired of getting your diamond Rolex hand cut off by some ooga booga on other servers? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict “no ooga booga” policy! Join us and keep all your bling intact while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Join forces with these feathered warriors as they battle against the evil Sheep Empire for control of the land.
Need a break from all the mining and battling? Take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back, or relax in our luxurious hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most diamond-protected adventure of your life!
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CreeperCamOffLimits
So, like, imagine a world where your phone front camera is, like, always watching you. Creepy, right? But on this server, we promise that the only thing watching you is our friendly creeper mascot, Steve. He’s always there to keep you company and make sure you’re having a blast.Join our server for the chance to build the most epic pixel art of all time. We’re talking giant statues of chickens, rainbow unicorns, and even a life-size replica of the Eiffel Tower. And if you’re feeling extra creative, why not try building a functioning roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether? The possibilities are endless!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. From rainbow sheep that drop diamonds when sheared to zombie pigmen riding on flying pigs, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll encounter.
So come on down to our server and join in on the fun. Who needs privacy when you can have a front row seat to all the wacky shenanigans that go down in our pixelated paradise? Trust us, you won’t regret it.
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CreepCraft: Blocky Adventures with Fembots – No Stalking Allowed on this Server! #MinecraftMadness #GirlPower
Are you tired of being stalked at your job? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our virtual world is filled with fembots ready to fend off any sus strangers following you home. With the power of pixelated armor and enchanted weapons, you’ll never have to worry about creepy dudes again. Join us and let’s show those stalkers who’s boss in the world of 1s and 0s! -
Blocky Bits Minecraft Server
Are you tired of your Minecraft experience feeling lackluster? Want to spice things up and make it as pleasurable as possible for everyone involved? Look no further than our server!Join us for a wild ride where you can restore your foreskin in-game for maximum pleasure. Who knew Minecraft could be so intimate? Impress your virtual friends with your newfound sensitivity and watch as the ladies flock to you in-game.
Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to enhance your gaming experience and make your virtual encounters unforgettable. Join now and see what all the fuss is about!
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Minecraft SMP – /mtgag/ – Magic The Gathering Arena General
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – Lost in a Labyrinth Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:1. The entire server is built like a labyrinth, with twists, turns, and traps at every corner. Can you find your way out, or will you be lost forever?
2. Our admins are actually wizards who can manipulate time and space. Want to go back in time to fix a mistake? Done. Want to fast forward to the future to see who wins the next PvP battle? Easy peasy.
3. We have a special event where players can battle with Monstrous Rage cards, but be warned – the winner gets banned from the server for a day. It’s a risk worth taking!
4. Want to play with pixelated versions of Ajani and Fblthp? Well, you’re in luck because they’re our official server mascots! Buy their avatar and sleeve bundle to show your support and gain special in-game powers.
5. Oh, and did we mention that combat damage assignment order is getting removed? That’s right, you can now attack your enemies in any order you want. Chaos ensues!
So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild, labyrinthine adventure like no other!