Personal Safety MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Home Phone Hideout

privacy, lying.., strangers, Phone, personal safety

join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos and madness! we have so many crazy things happening, you won’t believe your blocky eyes!

imagine a world where creepers ride pigs and skeletons do the macarena while shooting arrows at you. that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties and dance to dubstep music. you can join them if you can find the hidden entrance behind the giant cactus.

our server is so epic, even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. watch out for flying chickens and exploding sheep!

if you’re looking for a place where anything can happen and nothing makes sense, then this is the server for you. come join us and let the madness begin!

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DefendCraft

stand your ground, Survival, defending oneself, dangerous situations, gun rights

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to survive is by mastering the art of self-defense! Ever been attacked by a horde of creepers and had to fight back with nothing but a wooden sword? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon.

Join us for epic battles against mobs, where you’ll have to think fast and fight even faster to stay alive. Our players have some insane stories of self-defense, like the time one player took down a whole army of skeletons with just a stack of potatoes. Or the time another player built an entire fortress out of dirt to protect themselves from a pack of angry zombies.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will test your skills and keep you on your toes, join us now! Who knows, you might just become a legendary warrior known for your epic acts of self-defense.

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> Be Me Today Minecraft SMP

Surveillance, vigilance, suspicious activity, smp, Minecraft

> So, you think you’re being stalked by mysterious old ladies in cars, huh? Sounds like you need a distraction from all that paranoia! Join our Minecraft SMP and build yourself a fortress to keep those pesky stalkers out! Who needs security cameras when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

> Plus, rumor has it that the old lady in the car was actually a secret agent from a rival Minecraft SMP trying to gather intel on our epic builds. Join us and show them who’s boss by constructing the most outrageous, jaw-dropping creations they’ve ever seen!

> Don’t let the fear of being stalked hold you back from joining the most epic Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, maybe that old lady was just lost and looking for directions to our server spawn point! Join now and let’s craft some crazy adventures together!

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Block Party: Stay Safe & Craft On!

safety rules, safety awareness, personal safety, safety protocols, safety habits

Join our Minecraft server if you want to learn the most important safety tip of all time – always carry a diamond sword to protect yourself from creepers, zombies, and pesky griefers! Our server is so safe, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and potions that grant you the power to fly like a chicken. Plus, our community of players is so friendly and helpful, they’ll even build you a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks if you ask nicely.

So come join us and experience the safest, craziest, and most epic Minecraft adventures of your life! Just remember, safety first – always bring your trusty diamond sword.

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Safe Haven Minecraft SMP

safety strategies, Community safety, self protection, home safety, Haven

Are mobs taking over your country? Are creepers blowing up your house and skeletons shooting arrows at you left and right? Fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is the safest haven you’ll ever find! Our server is protected by an army of diamond-clad warriors who will stop at nothing to keep you safe. Join us and never worry about getting ganked by a zombie again! Plus, rumor has it that our server is built on a bedrock foundation, so even the most determined griefers won’t be able to break in. So come on over and join us for a peaceful and secure Minecraft experience like no other!

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Viagra-Free Toilet Minecraft Server

family conflict, dad’s medication, boundary violation, father daughter relationship, medication disposal

Are you tired of dealing with creepy dads and their questionable medications? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build, explore, and never have to worry about Viagra-fueled shenanigans again! Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the struggle and are ready to support you through this difficult time. So come on, join us and leave those awkward family dynamics behind!

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Goon Minecraft SMP Dorm Situation

Safety Measures, dormitory living, Minecraft, smp, goon

Are you tired of being stuck in your boring dorm room with nothing to do? Do you crave adventure and excitement? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and embark on epic quests, battle fearsome mobs, and build the most outrageous creations you can imagine.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground rave parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player on the server? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas – they’re always up to something!

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Stay WokeCraft

safety precautions, self defense, staying alert, being cautious, self protection

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a group of derpy chickens who will guide you through the wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground club where players can trade rare items and tell outrageous stories about their Minecraft escapades. Rumor has it that one player found a diamond the size of a house while digging in the mines – could it be true? Join our server to find out!

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little from all the craziness that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Nap Time PvP Land

PvP, vigilance, alertness, Survival, Time

come join our minecraft server where u gotta spend 6-8 hours a day paranoid as heck cuz u never know if someone’s gonna sneak up on u and stab u while u nap. it’s like survival of the fittest but with a twist – the toughest dude in the world is a total wimp if u catch him off guard. so come on, join us and see if u have what it takes to survive in this crazy, unpredictable world. plus, we have llamas that can fly and shoot laser beams out of their eyes. yeah, u heard that right. so what are u waiting for? come join the madness and show everyone who’s boss.

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LoneSurvivalLand

LoneSurvivalLand, dangerous environments, world, violence, fear

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where living alone is the ultimate challenge! Imagine a world where every block you break could be your last, where every mob you encounter is out for blood, and where the only way to survive is by joining forces with other players.

Our server is the most dangerous place in the world to live alone, but also the most thrilling! From dodging creepers in the dark to battling dragons in the sky, there is never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon hidden treasures that will make your jaw drop.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle against an army of skeletons, or build a castle out of diamond blocks just because you can? Plus, our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will keep you laughing all day long.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today and see if you have what it takes to survive the most dangerous place in the world!

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