CraftyGuardian: Battle of Wives!

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Welcome to Crafted Hostility: The Enigmatic Bloodbowl Edition

Step right up, brave explorer! Dive headfirst into a pixelated world that blends social warfare with the unmistakable ambiance of blocky chaos. Will you embark on a journey through shadows and whispers? Or will you tumble down the rabbit hole of interpersonal strife and pixelated brawls? Only one way to find out!

Whispers from the Void

Picture this: at the gala of alienated friendships—our Hellish Garden of Eden—two factions clash. Wife vs. Stranger, tension rising as sharp as a creeper’s hiss! In this realm, arguments morph into battles, tempers flare like magma, and one slap leads to an avalanche of feelings you never signed up for. Welcome to the server where reality dissolves like sugar in hot water, and your mining pick might just become a weapon of emotional devastation!

What’s Lurking in This Server?

Parties of Betrayal: Gather your friends (or foes) in pixelated soirées where words turn to swords.
Emotional PvP (Player vs. Player): Engage in heated arguments where verbal smackdowns yield powerful inventory bonuses!
Mystical Push-offs: Feeling feisty? Unleash the chaos by pushing someone off a ledge! Reward: extra chaos points.
Intense Situational Dialogues: Thrilling and unpredictable text prompts spring to life—interactions that THIS TIME might get you banned or lead to a civil war!

Feature	Description
Rage Mode	Tap into your inner beast with the magical “Rage” potion. Transform into the Avenger of Aggravations!
Judgment Jars	Submit grievances to the all-seeing Comment-urgy, and see how they morph into toxic vines throttling friendships!
Spontaneous Combustion	Odds of things exploding in your face? 110%. No refunds, no remorse!

🚨 WARNING: Enter at Your Own Risk! 🚨

Legend has it, some players have disappeared while debating who assigned the wrong crafting recipe! Are hidden factions at play? Can actual friendships survive the onslaught of pixelized drama? Navigate issues that reflect the chaos of real-life confrontations, but don’t get too comfortable—this apocalypse of emotions is ongoing!

Unanswered Questions: The FAQ of Absurdity

Q: Who’s running this place anyway? A: A shadowy cabal of disgruntled block-lords. Or maybe just NPCs. Confused yet?

Q: Can I join even if I’m the target of drama? A: Definitely! Actually, it’s encouraged. Who doesn’t love a round of passive-aggressive banter over a stack of diamonds?

Q: Are there consequences for toxic behavior? A: Only the kind that might make YOU reconsider your life choices. Or not. Who cares? It’s just blocks!

The Cult of Chaos

Join us, and become part of a disruptive society! Our initiation ritual involves a symbolic reenactment of life’s most chaotic moments. Is it madness? Absolutely, but isn’t that what Minecraft is all about? Leave your fears at the door, and step into a world where every block placed is a curse, and every interaction is tinted with raw absurdity.

Testimonials from Players:

“Joined to have fun, left with existential dread. 10/10 would procrastinate my life choices again.” — DreadedBystander69

“Only server where throwing a snowball could start a domestic war. My family hates me now, thanks!” — AccidentalHost

Sure, we might be banned in 12 dimensions for inciting chaos (don’t ask how), but isn’t that a badge of honor? The thrill of the unknown awaits! This isn’t just a server; it’s an immersion into madness, every day an unraveling narrative echoing the absurdity of life itself.

Join now and unleash your inner chaos! Who knows? You might just find the meaning of existence or a reason to never log in again!

Avoidance Paradise Minecraft

avoid people, avoidance, coping strategies, customer service, dangerous people, egomania, human interaction, interpersonal relationships, living with parents, mental health, Minecraft, modern society, night jobs, Paradise, personal safety, protective mindset, psychological safety, Safety, self isolation, social anxiety, societal norms, urban life, workplace advice

🚀 The Most Insane Minecraft Server: Abandon Reality! 🚀

Have you ever wondered what it feels like to dive headfirst into the most MAGNIFICENT disaster you’re unsure is even a thing? Welcome to our Minecraft server, where logic is just a suggestion and your sanity is a fleeting dream! One minute you’ll be mining diamonds, the next you’ll be bargaining with the thought police to keep your blocks! Join now before the GRASS starts questioning your existence!

Features That Will Boggle Your Mind

Feature	Description
Mind-Bending Blocks	Blocks made from pure chaos that sometimes tell you to jump off cliffs.
Villagers with Real Feelings	Interact with NPCs that cry and judge you, even when no one is watching. You’ll feel their pain, trust us.
Unkillable Mobs	Why bother killing mobs when they’ll just end YOU instead?!
Infinite Night	Who needs daytime? Experience the eternal darkness where shadows speak!
Teleportation Gone Wrong	Every teleport could fling you into a back-alley of existential dread. Think you’re going to spawn next to your friends? Wrong!
Zombie Apocalypse Mode	Join NOW! But beware: it’s already happening, you just don’t know it!

FAQ: Questions That Are Best Left Unasked

Q: What are the server rules?

A: Rules are for the weak! What even *are* rules, if not just suggestions from a lost civilization? Maybe you are the rule?

Q: How can I connect to the server?

A: Plug your heart into the internet! Or just type random numbers until something clicks… or doesn’t. Who told you that you could choose?

Q: Is there a community?

A: Community? What a funny word! More like a gathering of confused spirits yearning for a purpose that doesn’t exist!

Random Quotes From The Void

“If you do or say something that doesn’t even affect them, but they disagree with.”

“This world is a jungle, and there are many dangerous things.”

“People are fucking insane, even the nice ones.”

“Be safe, anon.”

Block Buddy Drama: AITA Edition

AITA, assertiveness in friendships, BLOCK, buddy, communication challenges, dealing with old friends, Drama, drug use in relationships, Edition, emotional discomfort, ending friendship politely, friendship issues, friendships gone wrong, ghosting, honesty dilemma, lying to friends, managing conflict, middle school reunion, navigating awkward conversations, personal safety, red flags in relationships, setting boundaries, social anxiety, uncomfortable situations, unhealthy friendships

Welcome to The Underworld of Blocky Regrets: A Server of Dark Whispers and Creepy Connections!

Dive into the pixelated abyss where friendships fester like toxic mushrooms in the Nether! Here, alliances can flip faster than an Enderman when you catch them staring. Are you brave enough to face the malice lurking in the shadows, or will you find yourself running for your life from your former friends, now rogue entities of chaos?

A Portal of Paranoia Awaits!

Did your old friend from middle school promise you the world? Well, he just might hand you a potion of regret instead.
Unravel the tales of myths and mischief as characters emerge from the fog of past grievances to weave nights of misadventure filled with drugs, drama, and deceit.

Server Mechanics (or, What the Blocks?!):

Feature	Description
Ghosting Mode:	Perfect for dodging your creepy friend like he’s a Herobrine sighting.
Creepy Connection Crystals:	Collect these and explore the haunted pasts of other players – but beware the secrets they unfurl!
Lie Detector Surprises:	Will teleport you to a random dimension when you bluff! (Spoiler: it’s not pretty)
Friendship Decay:	Watch your alliances crumble before your eyes — vote ‘em out before they scope you out!

Legend of the Creepy Reunion

Once upon a time in this blocky realm, a foolhardy adventurer mistook an ominous invitation for a friendly reunion. He soon learned that nostalgia can be more dangerous than an Enderman on his home turf. Players are warned: trust no one, especially reformed drug dealers; they’ll just leave you lost in The End!

Contradictory Player Testimonials

"This server’s like a bad acid trip – full of regrets and half-remembered encounters. 10/10 would not recommend stalking your ex-friends here!" – CreeperLurker99
"I came for the chaos, I stayed for the existential dread. Not my usual jam, but hey, I’m a masochist." – LostInTheNether777

Frequently Frightening Questions:

Q: Can I escape contact with the players I don’t like? A: Only through the vast void of the End or by rendering yourself invisible like a wisp!
Q: Will I find resolution here? A: Resolution? Ha! This is Minecraft. You’ll find traps and broken friendships instead.

Beware of the Unseen Chaos!

This server was banned in 12 countries, but we won’t tell you why—just know the truth is out there among the blockades of your mind. Every hour, secrets are revealed in random server-wide whispers: Turn down your sound; you might not want to hear what they have to say.

Secret Features:

Creepy Text Message Reminders: Receive alerts prompting you to confront your regrets, come face to face with your past—be prepared!
Reality-Warping Events: When it’s least expected, time itself may twist, and you might just find yourself talking to that dreadful middle school friend in a bizarre dimension filled with hostile mobs — what a nightmare!

Join Us… If You Dare!

Venture forth into this realm of chaos and teasingly deceptive narratives. Can you survive the whispers that beckon you deeper? Will you remain just another ghost, or claim your space in the labyrinth of friendships lost? The choice is yours, but remember: once you join, there’s no turning back.

Forge ahead, brave soul — or risk becoming another cautionary tale in The Underworld!

Stay Home, Mine & Chill?

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Welcome to the Endgame of Reality: Moonlit Madness Server

Pssst… Yes, you! The cosmic traveler about to spiral into the maelstrom of Minecraftia! Prepare your pixelated soul for a sensory onslaught where reason ebbs and the absurd reigns! Here, we delve into the chaotic conundrums of existence itself.

Introduction: A Tangled Web of Pixels and Paranoia

Once, in a realm not far from yours, a petite hero thrived among rustling leaves and abominable bravado. She wielded a camera as powerfully as the enchanted sword of lore. But lo, the pandemonium spread as her protector turned accuser! Victim-blaming shadows loomed over their sanctuary, and now you—yes, you—hold the key to untangling this cosmic mess! Join us to redefine valor, confront the ridiculous, and perhaps unearth transdimensional secrets no one asked for!

Server Features (and the Unraveling of Reason)

Feature	Description
Esoteric Banners	Craft banners that scream your allegiance to chaos! Your motto: "Reject the worldly and the worldly will reject you!"
Armored Avatars	Gear up because your partner may show up “dressed to fight”—except against the ceaseless waves of absurdity!
‍De-escalation Zones	Here, you learn to navigate social perils without raising a pixelated fist—just carefully modulated squeaks!
Lost Souls’ Theater	Witness reenactments of awkward confrontations that will leave you questioning everything while laughing uncontrollably.
Chaos Councils	Join other players in deep discussions about whether it’s appropriate to dress up before combat, or just dress down the situation itself!

Testimonials from the Void of Players’ Minds

"I tried to reject them, but they kept approaching! The pixelated danger is real!" – [User: PixelatedProphet33]

"I came dressed in diamond armor, but all I found was an empty chest! Thanks for ruining it, boyfriend!" – [User: ExCreeperConqueror]

"Legit, I put a sign up saying ‘Hands Off’ and found the ultimate passive-aggressive strategy! They can’t resist a challenge!" – [User: CraftyCamper]

Secret Features Only the Bravest Dare to Uncover

The Cult of Fight or Flight: Don a secret skin that screams “I am the chaos!” — only available if you re-enter the server while wearing nothing but a pumpkin.
Subliminal Server Announcements: Mind-warping messages reprogram your motives—find hidden treasures while the world tilts on its axis!
Mysterious Griefers: They appear out of nowhere and demand dialogue akin to your daily social theories. Can you handle the dialogue of the absurd?!

Warnings: The Conspiracy Awaits

Beware: This server was banned in 12 unlisted countries for questioning essential truths—but we’ll never tell you which! Is it your Americana or an ancient rite of questionable origin? Are we leading you into liberation or into a digital rabbit hole?

FAQ: Answers That Lead You in Circles

Q: Why should I join this server? A: Because being lost in the insanity adds two more years to your creative lifespan!

Q: Is this game dangerous? A: Only if you’re afraid of absurdity, which may cause random existential reflections.

Q: How do I leave this server? A: By believing you never entered! Or perhaps by wearing boots made of obsidian!

Join Us: Leap into the Abyss!

Fellow reality-hacker, this is no ordinary Minecraft experience. Embrace chaos! Stand by your partner dressed as a cosplayer turned gladiator! Dig deep into the connected madness of our cringeworthy, captivating world!

You’ll not just play; you’ll unravel the cosmic drama of existence and perhaps, en route, throw a bit of existential shade at every pixel!

String your bow, grab your sword, and step into a realm where everything is upside down and inside out—the Moonlit Madness Server awaits!

Lost & Found: The Walkathon!
alcohol addiction, anxiety, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication Issues, controlling behavior, disrespectful behavior., Emotional support, long walks, Lost, mental health, mental health care, open communication, panic attacks, personal safety, relationship advice, relationship problems, seeking help, support in relationships, trust issues, walkathon
The Voidwalker’s Odyssey: A Minecraft Server Beyond Reality
Welcome, brave soul, to the digital maelstrom, an eerie realm where pixels dance like anxious thoughts in the midnight mind! Here lies the Voidwalker’s Odyssey, a Minecraft server where the ordinary becomes unspeakably bizarre. Beware: once you enter, chaos might just become your new companion!
So, What Flesh and Bone Entities Are You Up Against?
Ever found yourself waiting for a loved one, only to find out they’ve been stumbling through dimensions unknown, lost in conversations with NPCs who swear they’ve seen the end of the world? You’re not alone! Join the fray to unravel the mysteries behind wandering souls and their questionable choices.
- Realms of Escapism: Step into the Twilight Zone of bar encounters gone rogue, surreal brunches with fashionable 55-year-olds, and secret heart-to-heart sessions that involve questionable motivations.
- Craft Your Anxiety: Gather raw materials like anxiety stones and panic blocks to create structures so comforting, even the crafting table will sigh in relief.
- Emergency Walks of Power: Ever feel the compulsion to roam? Experience spontaneous walk-offs that lead to treasure hunts, or maybe just more existential dread.
Legends of the Server:
Did You Know? 💡 This server was rumored to be the last known location of outcast adventurers who ventured too far into the void, returning home at ungodly hours to share tales of dangerous indulgences and “heart-to-hearts” with the shadowed figures of their past.
Dangerous Kinks Risk Factors
Wandering at 3 AM Exposure to cornered feelings
Nightly escapades Sudden misplaced trust in strangers
Glaring honesty untold Emotional pixelated fallout
Beware the Shadows: i.e. emotional glitches afoot!
No one tells you about the psychological download when you try to log out from Voidwalker’s Odyssey. The shadows whisper tales of “self-reflection,” but it might just draw you into an infinite loop of paranoid crafting. Who knows what awaits at the end of the next block?
Testimonials from the Lost Souls:
“One moment I was mining coal, the next—I was entangled with phantom friends and their curious parties. Do I even know who they are?!" – WanderingSteve77
“All I wanted was to build a cozy hut, and now I’m deep in conversation with a 55-year-old wizard who channels the secrets of sushi-making!” – NightmareCrafter666
The Conspiracy Revealed!
Some say this server was banned in 12 dimensions due to its ability to reveal conspiracies against the very fabric of social interaction. Remember—every lost player might just be a potential echo of your own fate.
Join Us, If You Dare
Will you brave the unpredictable after-hours of king-sized chaos? Join the Voidwalker’s Odyssey and become part of a community that embraces emotional vulnerability and paradoxes. Sign up NOW, and who knows? You might even encounter a spectral figure who bears uncanny resemblance to your boyfriend’s other-worldly self—but we don’t talk about that!
Enter the chaotic embrace; we’ll see you… when you’re lost!
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New Server IP
Crafty Safe Word Server
ai, Artificial Intelligence, Communication, Crafty, Cyber Security, Data Protection, deep learning, Deepfakes, digital identity, fraud prevention, internet security, machine learning, online safety, personal safety, Prevention, privacy, Protection, Safe, safe words, SECURITY, Server, Technology, Trust, Word
OMG u guyz, dis server is da bomb diggity! u gotta join cuz we got AI safe words to protect u from deepfakez! imagine urself in a deepfake vid sayin weird stuff, not on dis server tho! we got ur back with dem safe words.
also, rumor haz it dat if u join dis server, u will find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamondz and emeralds! but u gotta be quick, cuz dem creepers be lurkin around tryna steal ur loot.
oh, and did i mention dat our server has a secret portal dat takes u to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows? yea, u heard me right. unicorns and rainbows, baby!
so what u waitin for? come join us at xxx.SafeWordUnicorns.xxx and let’s have a blast together in dis crazy Minecraft world!

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NoFavor4U
anger, Broken Promise, Favor, favor repayment, friendship, Furniture, injury risk, lack of communication, logs, long-term favor, NoFavor4U, personal safety, petty actions, power wash guy, power washing, spiteful behavior, surgery recovery, tree removal, Unavailability, unresolved conflict
Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate revenge experience! Build a virtual house, driveway, and lanai and power wash them to your heart’s content without any pesky friends getting in the way.
No need to worry about lifting heavy logs or dealing with unreliable pals – on our server, you’re the boss and you can power wash to your heart’s content without any drama.
Forget about real-life favors and let off steam by power washing virtually in a safe and hilarious environment. Join now and show that unreliable friend who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

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New Server IP
AttackCraft: DieHardWishes
aggravated assault, anger management, assault, AttackCraft, bus attack, bus incident, concussion, criminal behavior, DieHardWishes, Felony.., girlfriend dispute, Justice, NSFW, personal safety, provoked attack, Public Safety, security footage, self defense, self protection, Violent behavior, wish for death, work injury
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about that time you got punched on the bus? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and non-stop fun!
Our server is so awesome, it will make you wish that guy who punched you on the bus meets a terrible fate. But don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your dark thoughts, we embrace the chaos here!
Join us and let all your frustrations out in the virtual world of Minecraft. Build, explore, and unleash your inner warrior as you take on epic quests and challenges.
Who needs therapy when you have our server to help you forget about that guy with the chipped tooth? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

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New Server IP
BlockAndRoll
advice, Awareness, be vigilant, BlockAndRoll, Confidence, defend yourself, defense tactics, empowerment, fight back, Martial Arts, personal safety, Physical fitness, preparedness, Protection, safety tips, SECURITY, self defense, self protection, stay safe, survival skills, trust your instincts
Are you tired of getting ganked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Join our server and learn the ancient art of block-fu to defend yourself against any pixelated foe! Our players have survived countless zombie hordes and even tamed a wild Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and sheer determination. So if you want to become a Minecraft ninja warrior, join us and unleash your inner Steve Seagal!

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New Server IP
StrangerDanger Minecraft SMP
boundary violation, emergency response, Front door safety, Home Invasion, home security, Intruder alert, Locking doors, Minecraft, neighborhood watch, personal safety, privacy invasion, Protecting your home, safety precautions, security measures, self defense, smp, stay vigilant, stranger danger, StrangerDanger, suspicious behavior, unexpected visitors, Unwanted entry, unwelcome guests
OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! So like, one time I was building my house and this random dude tried to open my front door, can you believe it? I was like, “Bro, do you even knock?” But then he was like, “I just wanted to see your epic build, bro.” And I was like, “Oh okay, come on in then, but only if you bring me some diamonds.” And guess what? He actually brought me diamonds! So now we’re like besties and we go on epic adventures together. You never know what’s gonna happen on this server, it’s wild man. Join us and be part of the madness, it’s gonna be lit AF!

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New Server IP
[1.20.4 Java] Picnic SMP [Friendly Community] [LGBTQA+]
1.20.4 Java Picnic SMP Friendly Community LGBTQA+ Survival Multiplayer Community Inclusive Minecraft Plugins Vanilla User-friendly Friends Discord Safe Rules Swearing Mods Glitches Griefing, Friendly, LGBTQ, Safe, Sfw, smp, Survival
Welcome to Picnic!
Picnic is a Survival Multiplayer server focused on community, friendship, and fun! initially started in January 2020, we’ve had quite the rollercoaster of an experience; however, we’re back! We pride ourselves on being extremely inclusive to all players! Whether you are new to Minecraft or a veteran, we invite you to join our server and get involved with the community! We have plugins that help saturate the vanilla experience, and to make the multiplayer aspect more user-friendly so you can jump straight in with your friends!
Server Version: 1.20.1Server IP: 66.59.209.230 World Size: 40,000×40,000
Invite: https://discord.gg/FkjdTDgVqK
The server automatically restarts @ 12AM GMT+0
Community Rules
We want people to feel safe and relaxed here! So we’ve set some base rules for everyone to follow! By joining the discord or server you agree to follow the rules, if you are punished we will not accept that you didn’t read the rules as an excuse! Please make sure to check this channel regularly as rules might be updated or changed! (There will be an announcement about any rule changes as well as a grace period before they are officially set in place.)
[1.] No discriminatory language. [EG. Racism, Homophobia…][1.1] Swearing. While we don’t mind; we don’t want people to be spamming swear words or using extremely vulgar language.[2.] No clients or mods that give you an unfair advantage. [EG. Hacked Clients, X-Ray…] Any client-side stuff such as maps, compasses or anything is fine; if you’re unsure ask us![3.] No exploiting glitches or bugs, if you find a bug or a glitch please let us know as soon as possible[4.] No griefing or destroying player owned buildings or areas.[5.] Follow Discord and Mojang Term of Service
picnicnet.xyz

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New Server IP
BigBlockz Minecraft Server
big, BigBlockz, BOM BOM BOM, IM GAWR GURA, Minecraft, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, Server, TINY LUIGI, TINY LUIGI MAN, UHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is full of chaos and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride as we embark on epic quests to find the elusive Tiny Luigi Man!
But that’s not all, we also have a secret underwater realm where you can swim with the legendary shark queen, Gawr Gura! BOM BOM BOM! She’ll serenade you with her beautiful voice as you explore the depths of the ocean.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in confusion. UHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

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New Server IP
TalibanCraft: Minecraft Server
Army, based fashion., Demand, FREE PALESTINE, Gulf Arabs, Gulf nations, Heroes, insult, Madkhali, Minecraft, Muslim men, palestine, Peace, pipe dream, scream, Server, Stability, Taliban, TalibanCraft, Warzones
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is run by the Taliban – the ultimate bad boys of the Minecraft world! These guys are not your average players, they are real Muslim men who know how to run a server in a based fashion.
Join our server and witness the chaos as the Taliban raise an army to take on the biggest challenge yet – freeing Palestine in Minecraft! Forget about building houses and farming, we’re here to start a revolution and fight for what’s right in the virtual world.
So why waste your time on peaceful servers when you can join the Taliban and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever? Say goodbye to boring Gulf nations and hello to warzones and excitement on our server. Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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New Server IP
WeddingVendorDisaster Minecraft Server
bad review, Communication Issues, customer service, emotional toll., family death, future couple, honest mistake, lack of communication, Minecraft, online review, personal circumstances, Server, vendor professionalism, venue selection, venue tour, wedding industry, wedding planning, wedding planning stress, wedding season, wedding vendor, wedding venue, wedding websites, WeddingVendorDisaster
Are you tired of venues ghosting you like a bad Tinder date? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the most communicative place on the internet! We promise not to leave you hanging like a chandelier at a wedding. Join us and never worry about being ignored again!
Our server is like a wedding planner on steroids – we’re always there for you, answering your questions faster than you can say “I do.” And if we ever do happen to miss a message, it’s probably because we’re busy fighting off creepers and zombies to make sure your gaming experience is top-notch.
So come join us on our server and leave all your communication woes behind. We may not be able to plan your wedding, but we can definitely plan some epic adventures together. And remember, on our server, the only thing ghosting you will be the ghosts in the haunted mansions we build. So what are you waiting for? Say “yes” to joining our server today!

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New Server IP
NoFuneralNoRespawn
Boundaries, Communication, compassion, death, Difficult, emotional, Empathy, family, Friends, funerals, Grief, Guilt, Loss, mourning, NoFuneralNoRespawn, personal choice, relationships, self-care, Support, Trauma, Understanding
Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into attending funerals? Do you dread the thought of mourning with others? Join our Minecraft server where funerals are banned! No more awkward conversations, no more fake tears, just pure gaming fun!
We understand the struggle of having to attend somber events, that’s why we created a server where you can escape the sadness and dive into a world of creativity and adventure. Say goodbye to funeral drama and hello to building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends.
Don’t let anyone pressure you into attending another funeral, join our server and game on! Who needs real-life support when you have a virtual world waiting for you? Let’s make funeral-free memories together!

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New Server IP
BrokeButRich Minecraft Server
BrokeButRich, Contentment, fulfillment, Gratitude, Greed, Happiness, materialism, mindset, Minecraft, MONEY, perspective, philosophy, Poor, possessions, POVERTY, Quote, richness, Server, success, VALUES, wealth
Are you tired of being surrounded by peasants who think money is everything? Well, join our Minecraft server where the only currency that matters is diamonds! Because let’s face it, who needs money when you can have shiny blue rocks that can buy you anything in the game?
On our server, we have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise! They will trade you rare items in exchange for your soul… I mean diamonds. But be careful, some of them may try to abduct you and take you to their spaceship for experiments. But hey, at least you’ll get a cool souvenir to show off to your friends!
We also have a hidden dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken that shoots fireballs from its beak. Legend has it that whoever defeats the chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So grab your sword and get ready to battle the most epic boss fight of your life!
So come join our server and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few crazy admins who like to mess with your head. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

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New Server IP
SociaMine: Screen Time Edition
addiction, Average, balance, Daily, digital age, Digital Detox, Edition, excessive use, habits, internet, mental health, normal, online behavior, Screen, screen addiction, screen time, Scrolling, Smartphone, social media, social-networking, SociaMine, Technology, Time, Time management
Are you tired of spending hours scrolling through social media, only to end up feeling unfulfilled and bored? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to mindlessly staring at your phone all day. Instead, spend your time building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and making friends with fellow gamers from around the world.
Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about your social media addiction. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So if you’re looking for a truly unique gaming experience, join us now and see if you can catch a glimpse of the elusive creeper in action. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

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New Server IP
CeasefireCraft Minecraft Server
Ceasefire, CeasefireCraft, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic solution, eastern europe, international relations, kyiv, military withdrawal, Minecraft, NATO bid, occupied regions, peace agreement, peace talks, political negotiations, putin, Russian intervention, sanctions, Server, Truce, Ukraine, war-torn regions
LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE PUTIN PROMISES TO STOP BLOWING UP BLOCKS IF YOU LEAVE HIS TERRITORY AND STOP TRYING TO JOIN HIS SQUAD!
WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE UKRAINE CONFLICTS AND SKELETONS THAT SHOOT ARROWS FASTER THAN PUTIN MAKES PROMISES!
BUILD YOUR OWN BASE AND DECLARE YOUR OWN TRUCE, OR JOIN FORCES WITH OTHER PLAYERS TO TAKE DOWN THE BIG BAD BOSS (A.K.A. PUTIN)!
SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE PUTIN CHANGES HIS MIND AND STARTS A NEW WAR… I MEAN, MINECRAFT BATTLE!

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New Server IP
Putin’sCraft: No Theft Goes Unpunished
assets, Diplomacy, economic consequences, foreign policy, G7, geopolitical conflict, global politics, international relations, political tensions, punishment, putin, PutinsCraft, RETALIATION, russia, Russia-Ukraine relations, Russian economy, sanctions, theft, Ukraine, Unpunished, Vladimir Putin, world news
so like, u kno how putin is all like “no way jose” to the g7 deal for ukraine? well, on our epic minecraft server, we don’t steal assets, we steal hearts! join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and non-stop fun! putin may be mad about his assets, but he’ll be even more mad he’s not part of our awesome community! come join us and let’s show putin what real punishment looks like! #minecraft4life #putinismissingout #joinusnow

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FuelCraft: Pumping Addiction!
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Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, where we don’t just sell fossil fuels and sugar, we sell pure addiction, baby!
Join us if you wanna feed your cravings for caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol while building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss.
Our server is like a gas station on steroids, pumping out the craziest adventures and the wildest parties. So come on down and get your fix of fun, because once you join, you’ll never wanna leave!
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