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| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 2194 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 47 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 46 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8725 |
so, like, u know how airport security can be, right? well, on this server, u don’t gotta worry about that nonsense cuz we don’t strip search u, we just strip search ur minecraft character! yeah, that’s right, we make u take off all ur armor and clothes in the game to prove u belong here. it’s like a weird initiation ritual but hey, it’s all in good fun, right?
join our server for the chance to be randomly teleported to a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they’ll challenge u to a dance-off and if u win, they’ll give u a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. it’s totally legit, i swear!
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when u feed them bacon. it’s like a weird circle of life thing but hey, free golden apples, amirite?
so come join our server for a totally wild and wacky time. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants in case u laugh so hard u pee a little. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise!
