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Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 5410 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Epic Quests Completed: | 21 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Dimension Hops: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 91 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 83 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 | Star Shards Collected: | 50 |
join our server for the chance to be randomly teleported to a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they’ll challenge u to a dance-off and if u win, they’ll give u a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. it’s totally legit, i swear!
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when u feed them bacon. it’s like a weird circle of life thing but hey, free golden apples, amirite?
so come join our server for a totally wild and wacky time. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants in case u laugh so hard u pee a little. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise!