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| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 1871 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 154 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 8 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 28 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 5435 |
Our server is the perfect place for anyone who wants to experience the thrill of being financially irresponsible without any real-life consequences. Build your dream mansion, buy all the virtual clothes you want, and hire a lawyer for discrimination cases just for fun (we have a lawyer NPC that you can hire with in-game currency)!
Don’t worry about saving up for that car repair or paying off student loans, because on our server, money is no object. And if your spouse tries to guilt trip you into lending them money, just tell them “That’s not love” and point them towards our server where they can earn their own virtual cash.
So come join us and leave your financial troubles behind! Who needs real money when you can have virtual riches in our Minecraft world? Plus, we have a special depression treatment center where you can get virtual therapy sessions for free (in-game currency required for sessions after the first one). See you in the game!
