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CraftyCounselorMomma

aita, anger, Apology, class work, cookie cutter apology, coordination, CraftyCounselorMomma, devastated, germs, Leukemia, medical condition, personal problems, Physical, Private, Remission, routine blood tests, school counselor, Teacher, Telling, Treatment, vice principal

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6518
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy? Look no further! Our server is so discreet, even your nosy school counselor won’t find out about your personal problems!

Join us for a leukemia-free gaming experience where the only thing contagious is the laughter and fun! Our server is so exclusive, even the germs won’t be able to find you here.

With a community that respects your boundaries and keeps your secrets safe, you can game in peace without worrying about unwanted disclosures. So come join us and leave all your worries behind – unless you want to share them, of course!

Thatcher’s F*cked Up Meeting Room Minecraft Server

enter, FCKED, fuck, funny names, google meet, ksh-wkpq-rbx, Meet, Meeting, Minecraft, room, Server, thatcher, Thatchers

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4504
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	248	Dragon Scales Harvested:	353

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, build a house made entirely out of cheese, and ride on rainbow-colored llamas while shooting fireballs out of your hands. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes!

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, put on your silliest skin, and join us at our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it! See you there, silly Steve and goofy Alex!

Crafty Slavs: Minecraft Server for Colorful Shenanigans!

accident, black people, Colorful, controversial statement, Crafty, Cultural awareness, cultural comparison, cultural sensitivity, discrimination, Diversity, equality, ethnicity, Minecraft, Political Correctness, prejudice, race relations, racial profiling, racism, Russian, Server, Shenanigans, slavs, social commentary, social justice, Stereotypes, wrong color

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1236
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Crops Grown:	7864
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in a creeper-infested nightclub! Join us and experience the craziest adventures in blocky land.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Russian players accidentally stumbled upon our server and thought they were black people with the wrong color. They were so confused but ended up having the time of their lives building giant vodka bottles and dancing to techno music in their pixelated tracksuits.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the forests looking for unsuspecting players to prank. He once stole someone’s diamond pickaxe and replaced it with a potato. Classic Bigfoot move!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community out there. Just remember, Russian is like black people but wrong color by accident. Don’t ask questions, just come play!

CraftyCreeperz: The Final Fantasy Minecraft Server

Adventure, Boss Battles, Character customization, CraftyCreeperz, Dungeons, endgame content, exciting gameplay, Exploration, FANTASY, FFXIV, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Gaming Community, In-game Events, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, online gaming, patch updates, player community, role-playing game, Server, Square Enix, Story-Driven

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3687
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Towns Built:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Villages Defended:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a group of mischievous Minecraft players decided to create a server where anything goes. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of a potato? Why not! This server is a place where your wildest and weirdest Minecraft dreams can come true.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the server. If you can find it, you’ll be treated to the most epic dance-off of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even win a diamond-encrusted disco ball as a prize!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as a llama on a pogo stick, then look no further. Join us and see what kind of madness awaits you!

Crafty Karens: Where White Women Embrace Their Inner Trad Gamer Chick

#gamer, chick, Crafty, cultural norms, Embrace, feminine, gender dynamics, gender equality, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Karens, loyalty, race betrayal, racial dynamics, racial identity, racial loyalty, racial pride, racial stereotypes, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressure, trad, Traditional, traditional femininity, traditional values, White, white women, Women

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1592
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	2917
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

Join our Minecraft server where the women are so trad and feminine that even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire their grace and poise. Our server is so wholesome and pure that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby instead of wreaking havoc. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock the secret recipe for crafting a diamond tiara to wear while you mine for diamonds. So come on over and see for yourself why our server is the ultimate paradise for those seeking a break from the chaos of the real world.

ClitCraft: Where the Clitoris is the Powerhouse of the Cell!

anatomy, biology, body positivity, Cell, ClitCraft, Clitoris, education, empowerment, female empowerment, feminism, gender equality, physiology, POWERHOUSE, reproductive health, reproductive system, Science, sexual anatomy, sexual health, sexual pleasure, Women’s Health, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7979
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the clitoris is not only the powerhouse of the cell, but also the key to unlocking hidden treasures and secret powers in the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and unexpected surprises around every corner.

Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins and mods will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that a group of magical llamas roam the land, granting wishes to those who can solve their riddles. Will you be the one to uncover their secrets and gain their favor?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky adventure and discover why the clitoris truly is the powerhouse of the cell in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Anime Girls Craft: Where Pixels and Waifus Collide

animation, Anime, anime culture, anime girl’s, APPEAL, character design, collide, COSPLAY, Craft, cute, Entertainment, Fan Service, Fandom, FANTASY, Female Characters, Girls, japanese animation, Kawaii, Manga, Otaku, pixels, pop culture, waifu, waifus

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7695
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Farms Harvested:	882
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate anime paradise! Imagine building your dream world surrounded by kawaii anime girls who will cheer you on as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret hot spring where you can relax and unwind after a long day of crafting. So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where anime girls and Minecraft collide in the most epic way possible!

Creepers in Russia

Architecture, art, city, Contemporary, CREEPERS, culture, History, home, Kremlin, landmarks, Moscow, museums, nightlife, Red Square, russia, Russian cuisine, shopping, SightSeeing, Traditional, travel, urban living

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1130
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8091	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Star Shards Collected:	278	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore the bustling city of Moscow like never before! Join us for a wild ride through the Red Square, where you can battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. Don’t forget to visit the Kremlin, where you can build your own secret underground base and plot world domination.

But that’s not all – our server is home to a rare breed of Russian bears that have been trained to mine diamonds for you. Just be careful not to anger them, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation!

Join us now for a chance to ride a vodka-powered minecart through the streets of Moscow, or challenge your friends to a game of Russian roulette with creepers. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

MushroomMayhemCraft – Where farmers and fungi unite in hilarious adventures!

Adventures, agricultural practices, agricultural project, agriculture, crop cultivation, farm life, farm work, Farmer, Farmers, Farming, farming community, food production, Fungi, hilarious, mushroom cultivation, mushroom cultivation project, mushroom farming, mushroom project, MushroomMayhemCraft, organic farming, rural living, small-scale farming, Sustainable Agriculture, sustainable farming, unite

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4595
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	351	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for the most epic mushroom project you’ve ever seen in your life! We’re talking giant mushrooms the size of skyscrapers, mushroom houses with disco floors, and even mushroom roller coasters!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Mushroom King, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hidden deep within the mushroom forest. Rumor has it that one wish involves unlimited diamonds, another involves a pet dragon, and the third wish… well, let’s just say it involves a lifetime supply of mushroom soup.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the mushroom madness begin!

Blocky Btches and Btchcraft: The Mystery of ‘What did she mean by this?’

ambiguity, Analyzing, blocky, Btchcraft, Btches, confusion, Cryptic, cryptic message, deciphering, Decoding, double meaning, Enigmatic, hidden meaning, inscrutable, Interpretation, Mysterious, Mystery, overthinking, perplexed, puzzled, Questioning, speculation, Uncertain, Unclear

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9363
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	133
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Towns Built:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Disco Dragon. Instead of breathing fire, this dragon shoots out rainbow sparkles and blasts funky music to keep the party going all night long.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground village where villagers trade diamonds for cookies and cows can fly. So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild – just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep!

Crafty McCraftFace: The Server Where Everything is Made of Blocks (Except the Admins)

admins, blocks, Crafty, McCraftface, Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2394
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter, Gel oqlo! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated wonders with their hooves. Trust me, you’ve never seen a llama build a castle until you’ve seen it on Gel oqlo.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest players can find. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers – it’s a blast!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Baconator sword, rumored to be forged in the fires of the Nether by a bacon-loving wizard. Whoever wields this sword gains the power to turn their enemies into bacon with a single swing.

4. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Look no further than Gel oqlo! Our custom mounts include everything from unicorns to giant chickens, but nothing beats the majesty of a flying pig soaring through the skies.

So what are you waiting for? Join Gel oqlo today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!