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Dreamy Pixel Haven 1.21.3
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, I once saw a creeper twerking in a bikini on this server. It was so hot, I swear I almost burnt my retinas from the sheer sexiness of it all. And the best part? The owner of the server is, like, a wizard or something. I heard he can make your diamond sword shoot fireballs and your pickaxe turn into a magical unicorn that farts rainbows. It’s, like, totally insane, man. Plus, the community on this server is, like, full of unicorns and leprechauns who will grant you three wishes if you sacrifice a stack of golden apples. So, yeah, if you’re not on this server, you’re seriously missing out on the weirdest, wildest, most wacky Minecraft experience of your life. Trust me, bro, you won’t regret it. -
MasturbateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to spice things up!Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour challenges that will make you question your sanity, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with building ridiculous structures as you are.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, a never-ending supply of cake, and even a pet llama that tells the best jokes. And don’t even get us started on the daily dance parties at sunset – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of blocky characters busting a move to the latest Minecraft parody song.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown – and maybe your character too, if you’re not careful.
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BlockyBationStation
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies!Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on rainbow-colored llamas, and exploring secret dungeons filled with enchanted pickles. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.
But wait, there’s more! We have a special “Masturbation Monday” event where players can compete in a virtual tug-of-war tournament using nothing but their pickaxes. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted banana as a prize!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the madness begin! Just make sure to bring plenty of lube because things are about to get slippery.
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DickStroker Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Come join our server where the players are just as wild and crazy as you are! We’ve got players stroking their…creativity and building the most insane structures you’ve ever seen. It’s a freak show of epic proportions, and you won’t want to miss out on the madness. So come on, join us and let your inner freak flag fly! -
BlockyLoveGoneWrong
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and outrageous reasons to stay.Ever wanted to escape from a manipulative partner who treats you like a personal flesh-vessel of pleasure? Look no further, our server is the perfect place to break free and enjoy some much-needed relaxation. No more tap-dancing around awkward situations or being left behind without food or money – on our server, you’re free to be yourself and have fun without any strings attached.
So come join us and leave all your worries behind – who needs a manipulative partner when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Let’s build, explore, and laugh together on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant statue of a potato. See you there!
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CraftyQueers
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your browsing history? Look no further! Our server is like watching gay porn – it’s hot, it’s steamy, and it’s definitely not for the faint of heart. But don’t worry, just like after you finish, you’ll lose all interest in anything else once you start playing on our server. Join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your life choices in the best way possible. -
[1.4.7] ϟChunkWarsϟ
CHUNKWARS A WHOLE NEW PVP EXPERIENCE
What is ChunkWars? ———————————————- ChunkWars Is An Entirely New PvP Game. Each Player Starts On A 16X16X16 Chunk. The Chunk Contains Resources And A Starter Chest. Every Night The Chest Is Refilled. You Have A 4 Minute Grace Period. After 4 Minutes, Its All Out PVP! Build Your Way To Other Chunks! LAST ONE STADING WINS! Visit Our Website To Donate And Get A Rank! www.chunkwars.webs.com DIAMOND TODAY! VOTE TODAY
198.154.105.239
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SWGaming
SWGaming Minecraft Server
mc.swclan.org
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RVL-CRAFT
We have 1 map Only no other maps just 1
69.175.36.42
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AnnihilationCraft
AnnihilationCraft is a Hardcore PvP Server IP: 69.175.52.20 Port: 25565 Website: http://annihilationcraftpvp.enjin.com/home Forum: http://annihilationcraftpvp.enjin.com/forum Voting: http://annihilationcraftpvp.enjin.com/Voting Hoster: Beastnodes Chicago PvP: ALLOWED Stealing: ALLOWED Greifing: ALLOWED Hacking: NOT ALLOWED
69.175.52.20