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PixelPervsAnonymous

Asshole, Avoiding, awkward situation, coworker, Disgusting, Disturbing, feeling bad, fleshlight, funny, gallery, gross, horrified, Mountain, personal photo, PixelPervsAnonymous, Project, Random, sick, vacation, working together

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9950
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Magic Items Found:	7054

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your crazy antics and outrageous adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and hilarious moments. Just like the time Steve accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky, or when Creeper decided to start a dance party in the middle of a battle.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Fleshlight Mountain, where players can climb to the top and take a selfie with their favorite…uh, accessory. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s not afraid to push the boundaries and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes in this crazy world of Minecraft madness.

MommyNameDramaCraft

baby names, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family members, family pressure, family tastes, family traditions, Grandparents, long held tradition, MommyNameDramaCraft, naming babies, naming ceremony, naming tradition, naming traditions, traditional names, uncommon names, unusual names

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8694
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further than our server! Just like this OP’s mom, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. Join us for a naming ceremony where you can choose the most outrageous names for your builds. Forget tradition, forget expectations – on our server, anything goes! Plus, if you ever need to shut down any haters, just remember to channel your inner OP and tell them to shut up! Join now for a gaming experience that’s as drama-filled as this Reddit post.

BlockyLoveLand

adult activities, adult interaction, bedroom activities, BlockyLoveLand, consensual relations, euphemism, family friendly, family-friendly euphemism, family-friendly intercourse, family-friendly phrase, intercourse, intimate relations, lovemaking, making love, marital relations, phrase, physical intimacy, polite term, private time, romantic encounter, sexual intercourse

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7319
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	210	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. Plus, we have secret underground tunnels that lead to a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s have a blast together!

WealthTaxCraft Minecraft Server

$2 trillion, Copying, Countries, economic growth, economic policy, Financial Stability, findings, fiscal policy, government revenue, income inequality, Minecraft, policy implementation, public finances, raise, Server, social welfare, spain, study, Taxation, wealth distribution, wealth tax, WealthTaxCraft

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1156
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

lol, you know what else can raise $2 trillion? joining this epic minecraft server, bro! we got diamonds for days and creepers that do the macarena. plus, our wealth tax is just stealing from villagers, so you can feel like a real government official while you play. come join us and help us build the most insane virtual economy ever!

JewCraftNYC

Accountability, Australian, breach of trust, confidentiality, consequences, Data Protection, Disciplined, ethical standards, Information Security, investigation, JewCraftNYC, Jews, journalism ethics, LEAK.., media integrity, NYT, personal information, privacy breach, professional conduct, reporter, sensitive data

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8724
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, you gotta join cuz we got, like, secret tunnels filled with diamonds and, like, magical unicorns roaming around.

one time, this player found a hidden chest filled with enchanted golden apples and they became, like, the king of the server.

oh, and did i mention the time when a group of players built a giant rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? it was epic, bro.

come join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties. you don’t wanna miss out on that, do ya?

SisSync Movie Night Brainz

acquaintances, brain activity, Brainz, complex cognitive functions, Friends, Movie, Network, neuroimaging study, night, sensory processing regions, SisSync, sisters

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9258
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8658	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Votes:	7958	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

so, like, imagine if you join this cray cray minecraft server, right? your brain activity will be, like, so in sync with everyone else, you’ll basically be sisters with all the players. it’s like a sisterhood of the traveling minecraft block.

you’ll be able to read each other’s minds and finish each other’s sentences. it’s like a telepathic connection but with pixels and creepers.

and get this, your brain will be so lit up in all the right places, you’ll be a minecraft genius. you’ll be building epic structures and slaying mobs like it’s nobody’s business.

so, like, join this server and become part of the ultimate brain-synced sisterhood. it’s like a movie, but with way more blocks and way more fun.

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

blocktopia, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9800
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable one out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle against a horde of evil llamas, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon!

Our server is so wild that even the creepers have been known to break out into song and dance numbers. And don’t even get me started on the talking cows that give out free diamonds!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane adventure and see what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you can get into. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

NoahHatesBasketballMC SMP

Athletic, Ball, Basketball, Competition, Court, dislike, DRIBBLE, Dunk, Game, general, hate, Hoop, jump, Net, noah, NoahHatesBasketballMC, player, Score, shoot, smp, sports, TEAM

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5501
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where Noah is the ultimate basketball hater! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, Noah tried to play basketball in Minecraft but accidentally threw the ball into a lava pit, causing a meltdown that destroyed half the server. Since then, he has banned all basketball-related activities and now spends his days hunting down any basketballs that dare to enter his realm. Join us for a chance to witness Noah’s epic basketball battles and maybe even sneak in a game or two when he’s not looking. Just be sure to hide your basketballs or face the wrath of Noah!

CreeperLove404

aita, Angry, Blame, Boyfriend, Communication, CreeperLove404, Defensive, forgetfulness, hurt, Movie, overreacting, Phone, restroom, strangers, Sync, trip, Uber, UNFAIR, Upset, Waiting

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6014
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	727
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Astral Projections Made:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Void Armor Forged:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine logging in to find yourself in a maze, with no phone to guide you. Will you be able to find your way out and reunite with your friends? Or will you be left wandering aimlessly, hoping for a friendly stranger to offer you an Uber ride?

But that’s not all – once you finally make it out of the maze, you’ll be faced with challenges that will test your communication skills with your fellow players. Can you and your teammates stay in sync and conquer the obstacles together? Or will you end up like the boyfriend in the story, lost and clueless?

Join our server now for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs a phone when you have Minecraft to keep you entertained and on your toes?

TornadoYachtGoneMCServer

boat disaster, extreme weather, Italian coast, luxury yacht, maritime accident, maritime emergency, maritime incident, maritime rescue, maritime tragedy, mediterranean sea, missing persons, natural disaster, rescue operation, search and rescue, severe weather, sicily, storm damage, Tornado, TornadoYachtGoneMCServer, Tragedy, yacht sinking

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9540
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this lit Minecraft server, you gotta hear this crazy story, bro. So, like, there was this epic tornado that came outta nowhere and sunk a freakin’ luxury yacht off Sicily. Like, what even?! One dude dead and six peeps missing, like, that’s some wild stuff, man.

But, like, don’t worry, our server ain’t got no tornadoes or sinking yachts, just a whole lotta fun and epic adventures waiting for you. Join us and let’s build some insane creations together, like a giant taco-shaped castle or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. The possibilities are endless, bro.

So, like, come join us on this Minecraft server and let’s make some memories that are even crazier than a tornado sinking a luxury yacht. Let’s get crafting, my dudes!

BridgeBusterCraft

aggression, Blockade, border, Bridge.., BridgeBusterCraft, Conflict, Defense, Destruction, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Kursk Oblast, Military, Politics, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Tension, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7941
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Alien Abductions:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

Yo, come join our Minecraft server where we reenact epic battles like Ukraine cutting off Russian troops by blowing up the last bridge in Kursk Oblast. It’s like a virtual war zone, but with blocks and pixelated characters. Join us for some explosive fun and see if you can survive the chaos. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the rare loot and treasures. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!