Personal Lubricant MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

LubeCraft SMP: The Strange Edition

taboo, Pleasure, WORST, strange, INTIMATE

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for a chance to use the weirdest and wildest lubricants for all your naughty needs. From slime blocks to lava buckets, we’ve got it all! Who knew crafting could be so kinky?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary tale of Steve, the player who accidentally used a creeper as a sex toy. The explosion was heard across the server, but hey, at least he got some explosive pleasure out of it!

So come on, join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for some sticky situations and explosive endings!

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Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

Peak Patrol Song, primogems, uraku misugiri, Dori, Version 5.1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds!

Our server is so epic that even Xilonen herself would want to play here. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret character skins that will make your friends jealous.

But wait, there’s more! We have daily check-in rewards that are so good, you’ll think you’re dreaming. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a redeemable code that will give you a bazillion primogems (not really, but close enough).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server in the universe! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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Tapioca is the Worst Minecraft SMP Food

tapioca benefits, tapioca starch, tapioca recipe, dessert, opinion

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic battle between Biz and tapioca! Rumor has it that Biz has a deep-seated hatred for tapioca and will stop at nothing to rid the server of its slimy presence. Will tapioca fight back with its starchy powers? Only time will tell on our wacky and wild server! So come join us for a tapioca-filled adventure like no other!

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StepmomSelfish Minecraft Server

selfish behavior, second wife, therapy session, unresolved feelings, mother figure

Are you tired of family drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only family therapy you’ll need is figuring out how to share the last diamond you found with your virtual siblings!

On our server, we don’t have stepmoms trying to steal precious family memories. Instead, we have virtual moms who leave you messages in the form of enchanted books hidden throughout the world. And guess what? Your virtual stepmom is totally cool with it because she’s too busy building a roller coaster in the sky!

So, if you’re tired of real-life family therapy sessions and just want to have a good time building, exploring, and laughing with your online family, join us on our Minecraft server. Trust us, the only tears shed here are tears of joy from defeating the Ender Dragon together!

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LuxCraft: No Loans for Luxury

people pleaser, financial responsibility, money lending, Promotion, borrowing money

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and join a community of players who know how to handle their virtual coins better than our friend in Brazil!

Join us and experience a world where you can build your dream mansion without worrying about blowing all your savings on fancy hotels and business class flights. Our server is a safe haven for responsible spenders and savvy savers alike.

Don’t let your hard-earned diamonds go to waste on someone else’s lavish lifestyle – join us and build your empire without the guilt of funding someone else’s Monopoly money habits.

So come on, join our server and leave the real world financial woes behind. Who needs a bartending job in Brazil when you can mine for diamonds and live like a Minecraft celebrity? Let’s build together and leave the irresponsible spending in the past!

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CraftyClassroom

life lessons, CraftyClassroom, wisdom, influential, Teacher

Remember that time your teacher said “Join our Minecraft server or face eternal homework assignments”? Well, this server takes that threat to a whole new level! Join us and never worry about homework again because our virtual world is filled with endless adventures and zero responsibilities. Plus, rumor has it that the ghost of a creeper haunts our server, but don’t worry, he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. So come on, join us and let’s build some epic structures together while dodging explosive surprises!

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GolanCraft Minecraft Server

hezbollah, GolanCraft, international relations, Conflict, Israel

join our epic minecraft server where we recreate the battle of Golan Heights but with a twist – you can play as either Israel or Hezbollah! imagine the chaos as you build your base, gather resources, and launch airstrikes on your enemies. will you be the hero who eliminates the enemy or the underdog who fights against all odds? come join us for the ultimate showdown in the virtual world! but beware, things can get pretty intense – you might even forget you’re playing a game! so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some serious action on our server – it’s gonna be a blast!

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KimJongCraftWarzone

cooperation, News, Alliance, deployment, North Koreans

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got North Koreans and Russians teaming up to take over Ukraine! Like, who knew Minecraft could be so intense, right? Imagine building your base while dodging bullets and explosions, it’s like a real-life war zone but with pixelated blocks. Plus, the loot you can get from looting enemy bases is off the charts. So come join us and experience the thrill of virtual warfare like never before!

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Stranger Window Minecraft

broadening your network, Potential, expanding horizons, Minecraft, Self Discovery

so, like, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well, let me tell u, dis place is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows. but watch out, cuz there’s also zombies and creepers ready to blow ur stuff up.

we got a secret underground lair where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, but u gotta solve a riddle to get in. and once u do, u better watch ur back cuz there’s a dragon guarding the treasure.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet llama that can spit fireballs? yeah, he’s pretty lit.

so, if u wanna join dis wild ride of a server, just remember: every stranger is a window to new opportunities. and also, bring snacks cuz u gonna be playing for hours. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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Forgetful Elephants Server

Animal Behavior, Elephant behavior, forgetful, Elephant caretaking, Elephant relationships

come join our epic minecraft server where elephants remember your scent after many years!! 🐘🐘

imagine logging on and being greeted by a giant elephant who remembers that one time you gave it a virtual peanut five years ago. talk about loyalty, amirite?

our elephants have crazy good memory, they’ll remember every block you’ve placed and every mob you’ve slain. they’ll even remember your username and greet you with a trumpet every time you log on.

join now for the most unforgettable minecraft experience of your life. who needs friends when you have elephants who remember you better than your own mom? 🤣🤣🤣

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