join us and show everyone who’s da real boss, even if u gotta make some questionable choices along da way. ain’t nobody gonna mess with u when u run dis place, trust me. so come on, what u waitin’ for? let’s dominate together and have a blast doin’ it.
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MommaCraft – Keep Out!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this story.Are you tired of boring friendships where nothing exciting happens? Well, on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment! Just like how Mary spills all the tea to her mom, you can spill all your secrets to your fellow players. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama?
Looking for a server where boundaries are just a suggestion? Look no further! Just like Mary’s mom, who loves to give unsolicited advice, our community is always ready to give you their two cents on your builds, your mining techniques, and even your love life.
So come join us on this server where friendships are tested, boundaries are blurred, and drama is served hot like a fresh batch of lava. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime, or at least until the next server reset!
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NurseRageCraft
Are you tired of dealing with dinosaur nurses who think they’re the queen bees of the hospital? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where hierarchy means nothing and everyone is equal – except for the creepers, they’re always out to get you.Picture this: you’re a newbie nurse just trying to save lives in the emergency department, but suddenly you’re getting berated by a senior nurse who thinks she’s the ultimate boss. But fear not, because on our server, you can clap back and tell her to back the heck off without any consequences! Plus, we have virtual gowns for all your heart attack patients, so you’ll never forget to change them again.
And if you ever feel guilty for standing up for yourself, don’t worry – we have a whole community of players who will have your back and tell you that you’re not the asshole. So come join us on our Minecraft server, where drama and personal life excuses are left at the door, and the only thing that matters is having a good time and building epic structures. See you there, nurse warriors!
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RideOrDie Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from weird old guys begging for rides and guilt-tripping you into helping them! Join us for a virtual world where you can build your own transportation system and never have to deal with creepy passengers again.Our server offers a unique experience where you can create your own driving school and teach others how to navigate the crazy world of Minecraft. No more late-night drives with strangers who make you uncomfortable – here, you’re in control of who you interact with.
So come join us and leave the real world behind. Build, explore, and have fun without worrying about weirdos asking for favors. Plus, if you ever need a break from it all, just hop on a virtual plane and fly away to a new adventure. Trust us, it’s way more fun than giving rides to sketchy characters.
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KatyPerryGoneQuickly Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and more explosions than a creeper convention.Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Katy Perry and how she lost her popularity in a short period of time. You see, Katy Perry used to be a regular player on our server, building epic structures and slaying dragons left and right. But one day, she made the grave mistake of challenging our resident PvP champion to a duel. Let’s just say it didn’t end well for her, and she hasn’t been the same since.
So if you want to experience the thrill of epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even become the next Katy Perry of our server (minus the downfall), then join us today! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen.
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BabyBroBaptismNoShowAITAH
Are you tired of boring family drama and unrealistic expectations? Then join our Minecraft server where the only baptism you’ll be attending is a baptism in lava! Our server is filled with adventure, fun, and no pressure to attend random family events.Forget about midterms and family obligations, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest castle or surviving a zombie apocalypse. Plus, our community is way more supportive than any stepmom or dad could ever be.
So come join us and escape the drama for a while. Who needs a baby baptism when you can have a creeper explosion party instead? Let’s block and roll!
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DocCraft: Mind Your Business
Are you tired of being judged for not having your life together? Do you need a place where you can vent about your family drama without being scolded? Look no further than our Minecraft server!Join us for a wild ride of block-building fun and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world where no one can tell you how to live your life. Build a castle to keep out those pesky family members or create a secret underground bunker to hide from all the drama.
Our server is the perfect escape from reality, where you can be yourself and let loose without fear of judgment. So come join us and let your creativity run wild – just make sure to watch out for those creepers, they can be just as explosive as family arguments!
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Momma’s MineCraft Mayhem
Looking for a new adventure in the world of Minecraft? Join our server, where you’ll never have to worry about being the only player again!Imagine a world where you can recruit as many players as you want, but then decide you don’t actually want to because it’s too much work. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, you can experience the thrill of constantly changing your mind and keeping your players on their toes.
And don’t worry about the workload – we promise it will be lighter than expected, even though it’s actually the complete opposite. But hey, who doesn’t love a challenge, right?
Join us now and experience the drama and manipulation of a small business owner in labor, all while trying to navigate the crazy world of Minecraft. Will you be able to handle the chaos and come out on top? Join our server and find out!
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Skelebri-ty SMP
Which celebrity do you think has a lot of creepers in their Minecraft closet? Join our wild and wacky SMP where the gossip is juicier than a ripe watermelon! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT. So come on over and see if you can survive the chaos – just watch out for that sneaky skeleton lurking around every corner!

