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Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 1924 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Villages Defended: | 12 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 35 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! ONCE YOU JOIN, YOU’LL BE TRANSPORTED TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE LLAMAS WEAR TOP HATS AND PIGS FLY (LITERALLY)! YOU’LL BE ABLE TO RIDE A CHICKEN INTO BATTLE AND FIGHT OFF HOARDS OF EVIL CREEPERS WITH NOTHING BUT A CARROT!
BUT THAT’S NOT ALL! OUR SERVER IS ALSO HOME TO THE LEGENDARY DIAMOND-BACON, A RARE AND DELICIOUS TREAT THAT WILL GIVE YOU SUPERHUMAN STRENGTH AND THE ABILITY TO TAME WILD WOLVES WITH JUST A GLANCE!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EMBARK ON THE WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! (AND YES, WE’LL KNOW IF YOU’RE CIRCUMCISED OR NOT)