Personal Injury MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

ScarfaceMinecraft SMP

surgery, accident story, scar, stitches, Pain

Lol omg, so like, this Minecraft SMP is totally lit, like you gotta join cuz we have this epic battle arena where we fight with diamond swords and ride pigs into battle. And like, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all our rare loot, but you gotta solve a riddle to find it, it’s like a quest, ya know? And one time, I saw a creeper riding a chicken, it was wild man. So yeah, come join us and see all the crazy shenanigans we get up to, it’s gonna be a blast! And oh yeah, I got my scar when I tried to ride a llama off a cliff, don’t ask, it was a bad idea.”

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BrotherlyBucksNoBlame

RESPONSIBILITY, casino trip, quick cash, child support debt, disagreement

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial woes? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle!

Forget about broken arms and missing teeth, on our server, you can create your own paradise without any drunk drivers crashing into you. Plus, there’s no child support debt to worry about – unless you count the debt you owe to the Ender Dragon for stealing its treasure!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs settlements and family arguments when you can be mining for diamonds and battling creepers? Let’s craft away the stress together!

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BlockNeighborLawsuit

vicious dog, legal action, dog bite, neighbor dispute, neighbor relationship

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of neighborly disputes taken to the next level!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, your neighbor’s dog attacks you! But wait, there’s more! You end up in the hospital with a serious infection, all because of a friendly visit gone wrong. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and immerse yourself in the chaos of neighborly drama, dog attacks, and hospital visits. Will you be the one to sue for lost wages, medical bills, and permanent damage? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest adventures you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server!

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CraftyCrashersMC

Agreement, CraftyCrashersMC, car accident, lawsuit, Liability

so, like, this server is, like, so epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, we got dragons flying around, like, all the time, and they’re, like, breathing rainbow fire and stuff.

you gotta join this server, man, because, like, if you don’t, you’ll miss out on the epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. yeah, you heard me right, a diamond banana.

and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows. how cool is that, right?

oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players? so, like, if you’re not cool, you can’t even get in.

so, like, what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become a legend in the land of minecraft!

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BlockBusterInjury

pain management, physical therapy, injury rehabilitation, sports injury, car accident injury

Have you ever been attacked by a pack of rabid creepers while trying to build your dream house in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we guarantee that won’t happen! Unless, of course, you want it to for some adrenaline-pumping action!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant spiders, riding pigs into battle, and building a castle made entirely of diamond blocks. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks and tell jokes while exploring the vast and wacky world we’ve created.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you can survive the chaos and mayhem that awaits you on our server. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen – they love to steal your blocks when you’re not looking!

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PhoneAddictMC SMP

Digital Detox, phone usage behavior, phone usage statistics, smartphone addiction, phone usage limits

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for the craziest Minecraft SMP experience you’ll ever have. We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot guarded by a team of ninja chickens. And don’t even get me started on the giant flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples every full moon.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution?

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our server now and see how long you can survive using only your phone!

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CraftyBlockz

hot air balloon ride, backpacking, skydiving, road trip, CraftyBlockz

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil llamas! Trust us, it’s a once in a lifetime experience that you won’t want to miss. Plus, where else can you find a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who love to play fetch with you? So come on, join us and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

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AzerBlock Minecraft Server

Caucasus region, diplomatic relations, regional conflict, territorial sovereignty, the guardian

so like, this server is lit af, like you gotta join cuz we got dragons flying around and unicorns giving out diamonds like candy, it’s cray cray. plus, we got this secret underground city where you can find the rarest loot and battle giant creepers with laser eyes. oh, and did i mention we have a pet zombie that tells the funniest jokes? yea, you gotta join this server before iran starts warning russia about siding with azerbaijan in some border dispute, like who even knows what that means, just come play with us and have a blast!

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WestBankWarrior

MIDDLE EAST, shot dead, HUMAN RIGHTS, WestBankWarrior, murder

lol come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than the west bank 😂 our players are so intense they might as well be activists fighting for their right to build the biggest, baddest structures in the game 💪🏼 but watch out, things can get heated and you might end up getting shot…with a bow and arrow in the game, of course! 🏹 join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and maybe even a little bit of political intrigue (jk, it’s just minecraft) 😜 #minecraftdrama #buildbigorgohome #activistlife

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Last Will Craft

memorable, Impact, Message, effective communication, Expression

so, like, you wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a freakin’ rollercoaster ride of epicness and shenanigans.

we got pigs flyin’ around wearing diamond armor and creepers doin’ the cha cha slide.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves. they’ll give you unlimited diamonds and make all your enemies spontaneously combust.

plus, our community is like a dysfunctional family that you never knew you needed. we have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground disco party (shh, don’t tell anyone).

so, what are you waitin’ for? come join us and experience the most insane minecraft adventure of your life. your first words weren’t nearly as important as your last will be.

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