Chunky Goalie Craft: Where 600 Pound Men Guard the Hockey Net and Creepers Explode in Laughter

600 pound man, agility, Athletic, chunky, Craft, CREEPERS, Defense, Endurance, explode, goalie, goalkeeping, guard, Hockey, ice hockey, Laughter, Men, Net, Physical fitness, Pound, SIZE, sports, Sportsmanship, strategy, strength, team sports, teamwork, Unconventional, unconventional tactics, weight

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8186
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	173
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a 600-pound man in the hockey net! That’s right, forget about regular goalies, we’ve got a giant human wall blocking all your shots. And let me tell you, he’s got some killer moves for someone his size.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the robot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special area where you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil villagers. It’s like a twisted version of Angry Birds, but with way more bacon.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations).

New desert island Season Jurassic server Minecraft

jurassic, Minecraft, New desert island, Ostrov, Season, Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3686
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Ostrov

95.217.92.218:25596

Lucky Panda

bedrock, Chest Shops, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, crossplay, Discord, Economy, Free Fly, Interactive map, java, Jobs, MCMMO, Player Warps, Plugins, Pve Economy, PvP, Quests, safe gaming, Skyblock, Support, Survival, Towny, Voterewards, Voting

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	491
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Crops Grown:	1291

LuckyPanda is a survival Minecraft server offering a wide range of possibilities to enhance your Minecraft experience on 1.20.4. The server offers a community-driven economy, allowing every player to earn, sell, and trade goods with other players independently.

The server is running 1.20+, and everyone is welcome as both Java and Bedrock players are free to join!

Discord server (w/ voice channels): https://discord.gg/pDMD8m63

Online Interactive map: http://51.161.12.203:8206/

Features:

Bedrock and Java cross-play (No Java account required).Skyblock and Creative WorldsFree fly weekends (Sat/Sun).Towny land claiming, Create towns, Nations, and alliances.Bartering economy system.No grief.Exclusive main PvP arena with keep inventory.In-game private messaging, multiple homes, and player-to-player teleportation.Minecraft-Discord integration to interact with the community even when away from the game.Voting ranks and rewardsResponsive staff.Server shops, and public player market.Hosted in the USA.

The server offers a variety of plugins to enhance the player experience while also staying true to Minecraft’s roots such as Quests, keep-inv, player warps, towny, and more!

We aim to deliver the most enjoyable and safe gaming experience.

Show your support for the server by voting to earn free ranks which grants perks such as extra homes, chest shops, and more!

JAVA IP: luckypanda.mc-play.org

BEDROCK IP:

51.161.12.203:25575

The Groat Show: Level Up, Loot, Laughs – No Square Bounds!

Adventure, Boss Dungeons, Bounds, Casual, cMMO, Custom Items & Recipes, Custom World Generation, Custom-generated landscape, Discord, Economy, Friends, Groat, Jobs, laughs, LEVEL, Loot, Monsters, No P2W Ranks, Player Levelling/Rankup System, Raid, season-based, Server, Show, smp, Square, Survival, Veritable hoard, warrior

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3696
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Players Killed by Monsters:	5117
Runes Activated:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

The Grotto <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/life-or-death-situations/">Minecraft Server</a>

Welcome to The Grotto Minecraft Server

Join us at play.thegrotto.gg

About The Grotto

The Grotto is a 4-month season-based survival server, focused on creating a server that anyone can join and enjoy at any time. Whether you’re an adventurer looking to traverse our custom-generated landscape, a warrior ready to face off in our monstrous raid dungeons, or just a casual player looking to make friends and have a good time, we do our best to offer you the experience you’re looking for!

Core Features

Custom World Generation

Custom Items & Recipes

Boss Dungeons

No P2W Ranks

Player Levelling/Rankup System

McMMO

Jobs

Economy

Do remember though, that we offer far more than is listed here, you’ll just have to join us and see for yourself!

Interested?

If you’re interested in taking a look at The Grotto and the features we offer, we welcome you to join our Discord or connect to our Server with play.thegrotto.gg

FAQ

Q: How do I join The Grotto Minecraft Server?

A: You can join by connecting to play.thegrotto.gg

Q: Is there a custom world generation in The Grotto?

A: Yes, The Grotto offers custom world generation for a unique gameplay experience.

Q: Are there boss dungeons in The Grotto?

A: Yes, The Grotto features boss dungeons for players to challenge.

Creepin’ with Biden

Alt-Right, American politics, biden, Charles Carlisle Johnson, Chuck Johnson, conservative media, Conservatives, controversial figures, CREEPIN, extremism, far right, Joseph Robinette Biden, Nicholas John Fuentes, political commentary, political figures, political influencers, presidential candidates, Richard Bertrand Spencer, Ridin’ with Biden, social media personalities, White Supremacy

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4932
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Divine Spears Created:	24	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Look no further! Our server is home to a motley crew of characters including Charles Carlisle ‘Chuck’ Johnson, Nicholas John Fuentes, Richard Bertrand Spencer, and even Joseph Robinette Biden!

Join us for a wild ride as we build, mine, and battle our way through the pixelated world of Minecraft. With these infamous figures by your side, you never know what kind of shenanigans will ensue. Will Chuck Johnson try to sell you some questionable redstone contraptions? Will Richard Spencer try to start a white supremacist faction? Will Joe Biden accidentally punch a villager thinking it’s a zombie? The possibilities are endless!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become best buds with a controversial political figure or two. Just watch out for those creeper explosions – they’re nothing compared to the chaos that awaits you on our server!

LOLcraft: The Oashit Rose Server – Where Minecraft meets hilarity in 100 characters or less!

Altcoin, BEWARE, Caution, Characters, cryptocurrency, daily video, Deception, finance, fraud, Hilarity, internet scam, Investment, LolCraft, Manipulation, market, meets, Minecraft, MONEY, Oashit, online fraud, Pay 6 figures, rose, scam, scheme, Server, Warning

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8736
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	286
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old thing? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – every day we have a special event where you can pay 6 figures for an altcoin daily video! And the best part? No one falls for it! It’s like a game within a game, trying to see who can resist the temptation of paying ridiculous amounts of money for a virtual video. Join us now for a wild ride filled with laughter, insanity, and maybe even a little bit of altcoin madness.

Rosefall: Where Mining Leads to Boss Fights and Lost Diamonds. No RSVP Required!

Adventurer, Architect, Boss, Community, destiny, diamonds, Dungeons, Economy, Enigmas, Fights, Hero, Land claiming, landscapes, Leads, legend, Lore, Lost, Magic, Mining, Quests, Ranks, required, Rosefall, RSVP, smp, Textures, Towns, Vanilla, Villages

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	373
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Potions Brewed:	56
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Address	play.rosefall.net
Join Our Discord	discord.gg/rosefall

Key Features

Custom Vanilla | Experience our server with a twist on Vanilla Minecraft. Play with custom materials, items, and weapons to combat unique adversaries.
Dungeons and Quests | Protect Rosefall and uncover its mysteries. Delve into dungeons, tackle quests, and progress through the storyline while collecting impressive loot.
Player-Driven Economy | Trade freely and set up player-run shops anywhere in the world, shaping the server’s economy.
User-Friendly Land Claiming | Safeguard your property effortlessly with Golden Shovels provided from the start.
Free Ranks | Earn ranks by playing and advancing on the server. Each rank comes with its own exclusive perks.
Friendly Community | Though we are a new server, we foster a mature, respectful, and friendly player community.
Custom Textures | Elevate your gameplay with custom cosmetics, weapon skins, pets, and more!

What is Rosefall?

Rosefall is an up and coming Minecraft server that was publicly released on April 5th, 2024. We’ve crafted a unique Minecraft experience by infusing it with a touch of magic. Immerse yourself in a world teeming with breathtaking landscapes, hidden mysteries, and the enchanting ambiance of twilight. Explore diverse towns and villages, each with its own allure, awaiting your discovery and conquest.

Whether you’re a solitary traveler, a budding architect, or a courageous hero, Rosefall has something for every adventurer. Engage in epic quests, unravel the land’s enigmas, and etch your legend into the annals of Minecraft lore. The possibilities are boundless, and the choices are entirely yours to make.

Step into the enchanting world of Rosefall, where roses bloom under the twilight sky, and embark on an unforgettable Minecraft odyssey. Your destiny beckons.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server only for experienced players?	No, Rosefall welcomes players of all experience levels. Whether you’re a beginner or a veteran, there is something for everyone to enjoy.
Can I create my own quests on the server?	Currently, the quests on Rosefall are curated by the server staff. However, we are open to player suggestions and feedback, so feel free to share your ideas!
Are there any restrictions on building structures?	As long as you follow the server rules and guidelines, you are free to build structures wherever land claiming is allowed. Be mindful of other players’ space and respect the environment.
How can I participate in the player-driven economy?	To engage in the player-driven economy on Rosefall, you can set up your own shop, participate in trade with other players, and contribute to the thriving marketplace within the server.

Crafty iDOLM@STER Crew

character birthdays, Cinderella Girls UNIT LIVE TOUR, ConnecTrip! FUKUOKA, Crafty, CREW, event dates, gacha dates, GK Friendless losers, GK Kotone’s Saitama genes, GK P is a ticklish dancer, GK Temari, GK True End Bonuses, Hiro impregnation fancomic, idolmaster, idolmaster-official, IDOLMSTER, iM@S, imasnews, material translations, music downloads, project-imas, VGL Roster Poll, Wide Dimension

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4847
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can live out your wildest idol dreams? Look no further than our server, where you can become the ultimate idol master in a world filled with music, dancing, and drama!

Join us for epic events like the VL Manaka ConnecTrip, where you can show off your idol skills and connect with other players in FUKUOKA! Who needs real life when you can experience the thrill of being a virtual idol sensation?

But that’s not all – we have exclusive GK True End Bonuses charts, where you can unlock special powers and abilities to become the top idol in the server. Plus, don’t miss out on the GK Friendless losers competition, where you can prove you’re the ultimate idol without needing any friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and enter the Wide Dimension of idol stardom. Who knows, you might even discover your own Saitama genes like Kotone or become the dumbest blue like Temari. The possibilities are endless in our idol-filled world!

Zombie Swamp Bloodline: Where the Bog Runs Deep in Minecraft

Ancestry, Bloodline, bog, Connection, CURSE, deep, eerie, family history, folklore, folklore tradition, generations, genetics, Haunting, heritage, Legacy, lineage, Minecraft, Mystery, Roots, runs, Supernatural, Swamp, tradition, zombie

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	813
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7557	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server where the bog runs in our bloodline! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our founder was actually a swamp creature who fell in love with a Minecraft player and created this server as a way to bridge the gap between their worlds. So yeah, we basically have swamp creature genes in our DNA.

2. Our server is home to the legendary Bog Queen, who can control the elements and summon frogs to do her bidding. She’s pretty chill though, so don’t worry about getting turned into a toad.

3. We have a secret underground bog party every Friday night where we dance with the bog spirits and feast on slime-covered cake. It’s a wild time, let me tell you.

4. Our server is protected by a mystical force field made of bog water, so you’ll never have to worry about griefers ruining your builds. Plus, it gives your character a nice swampy glow.

So come join us on our bog-filled Minecraft adventure and see why the bog runs in our bloodline! Just be sure to watch out for the swamp monsters lurking in the shadows…or maybe try to befriend them, who knows? It’s a wild world out there!

GlowCraft: Where you can finally live out your dream of being a Minecraft professional treasure hunter! No griefing allowed…unless it’s stealing someone’s diamonds.

Adventure, allowed…unless, Buying, Chest Shops, crate keys, Custom Items, Daily Quests, diamonds, dream, Finally, Glow Sticks, GlowCraft, GlowQuest, Griefing, Hunter, In-Game Reward Shops, Live, Minecraft, multiplayer, Network, Pinata Parties, Player Vs Economy, Player Warps, PROFESSIONAL, PvE, Season 3 Elemental, SELLING, Someones, stealing, Survival, Trading, Treasure, Vote Rewards, Vote Shop

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6228
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Love Letters Sent:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Zombie Dances:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Divine Spears Created:	21	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

GlowCraft Server Overview

Discord	https://discord.glowcraft.org
Website	https://www.glowcraft.org
Java IP	25565
Bedrock IP	19132

Description: GlowCraft is a laid-back Survival Multiplayer network. We feature many options but our main focus is Economy or PvE (Player Vs Economy). Created with the idea “Build Your Own Adventure,” Glowcraft features custom items as well as normal gameplay. Everything on our network is obtainable through gameplay.

Economy Focus: We believe good gameplay starts with the player, so we offer many ways to interact with the community by trading/selling and buying items in-game without having to support on the webstore. Some of our perks include Crate Keys, Vote Rewards, and Glow Sticks.

Main Features:

Jobs
Daily Quests
GlowQuest (Chapter 1 Beta)
Season 3 Elemental (Released)
Fully Player Run Economy
Chest Shops
Player Warps
In-Game Reward Shops
Vote Shop
Pinata Parties

We’re always planning new features and updating the server constantly. We hope to see you online!

FAQ

1. How do I connect to the GlowCraft server? To connect to GlowCraft, use the Java IP: 25565 or the Bedrock IP: 19132 in your Minecraft client.

2. Are there any in-game rewards available? Yes, GlowCraft offers various in-game rewards such as Crate Keys, Vote Rewards, and Glow Sticks.

3. Can I trade, sell, and buy items in-game? Yes, GlowCraft promotes player interaction by providing ways to trade, sell, and buy items within the game without the need to use a webstore.

4. Are there any special features on GlowCraft? GlowCraft offers features like Jobs, Daily Quests, GlowQuest, Season 3 Elemental, Chest Shops, Player Warps, In-Game Reward Shops, Vote Shop, and Pinata Parties.

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