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Personal Hygiene

  • ShowerFreqMC SMP

    ShowerFreqMC SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join, like ASAP! So, like, imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide, that’s basically what this server is like. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja turtles. And get this, every time you log on, you get a free pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes. It’s lit, bro.

    But wait, there’s more! We have weekly dance parties at the village square, where everyone busts out their best Fortnite dances. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena in the corner. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can grant you three wishes, no strings attached. Like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of this insanity?

    So, if you wanna join the most epic, craziest, off-the-walls Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the secret invite code. Just make sure to shower at least once a week, cuz nobody likes a stinky Steve, amirite? Let’s do this, broskis!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

    Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

    New Minecraft Servers

    u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • StinkyCraft

    StinkyCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone smells like they haven’t showered in weeks? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect solution for you! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about offending anyone with their stinky odor because on our server, we have a special plugin that releases a burst of fresh lavender scent every time someone logs in. So not only will you have a blast playing Minecraft, but you’ll also come out smelling like a field of flowers. Join now and say goodbye to stinky players forever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MineCraftyFresh

    MineCraftyFresh

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone smells like a creeper’s armpit? Look no further, because on our server, we shower in diamonds and bathe in lava! Join us for a chance to win the prestigious title of “Cleanest Miner in the Land” and earn special perks like a soap block that actually smells like soap (Disclaimer: Do not attempt to use as actual soap). So come on, scrub-a-dub-dub your way to victory on our squeaky clean server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Hygiene Queen Minecraft SMP

    Hygiene Queen Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of wandering around a world filled with stinky vaginas? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us on a wild adventure where we fight against the Cunt Crisis and rid the land of foul odors.

    Embark on quests to find the legendary Soap of Purity, battle against evil mobs who reek of fishy smells, and learn the ancient art of Vaginal Hygiene from our wise elders. Together, we can cleanse the world of smelly vaginas and restore peace and harmony to our beloved server.

    So come on, don’t let your love life be ruined by stinky genitals any longer! Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the epic quest to save the world from the horrors of vaginal odor. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Butt Clean Minecraft Server

    Butt Clean Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage players to explore new ways of self-care and personal hygiene! Forget about soap, we’re all about that water cleanse for a unique scent profile that will leave your enemies drooling…literally.

    Join us for a chance to show off your freshly scented behind in epic PvP battles, where your opponents won’t know what hit them (or rather, what smells so good). Who needs armor when you’ve got a tantalizing aroma that will distract even the most skilled players?

    So come on, dive into our server and let your scent do the talking. Who knows, maybe you’ll even attract a special someone who appreciates a well-seasoned player. It’s a crazy idea, but hey, in Minecraft, anything is possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Itchy Balls Minecraft SMP Dino Nugget Maybe Going to Alanis Morissette Show Next Year Anon

    Itchy Balls Minecraft SMP Dino Nugget Maybe Going to Alanis Morissette Show Next Year Anon

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your balls being itchy all the time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP has been scientifically proven to reduce ball itchiness by 69%! Not only that, but joining our server will also increase your chances of getting that cute supermarket checkout girl’s number by 420%!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to meet Alanis Morissette herself and she’ll personally serenade you with a Minecraft-themed rendition of “Ironic”. Plus, all members get a free lifetime supply of dino nuggets delivered straight to their doorstep by a herd of friendly dinosaurs.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to itchy balls, hello to cute checkout girls, and get ready for the most epic Alanis Morissette concert of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Have You Joined Our Minecraft Server?

    Have You Joined Our Minecraft Server?

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where farting is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Imagine a world where every block you break releases a little toot into the air, adding a whole new level of immersion to your gameplay.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Farting Ender Dragon, a mythical creature that farts fireballs instead of breathing fire. Defeat it and you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted gas mask to protect you from the noxious fumes of the Nether.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret Farting Villager village, where the residents communicate entirely through flatulence. Trade with them for rare items like enchanted beans and stink bombs.

    So come join us on our fart-tastic Minecraft server, where the only thing louder than the explosions is the sound of your own butt trumpeting in the wind.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Stinky Indians Minecraft Server

    Stinky Indians Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds the same old houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a unique twist that will keep you laughing for hours.

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling mobs while dodging flying curry and avoiding players who may or may not have washed their hands after using the bathroom. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server – from exploding chickens to secret underground lairs filled with diamond-encrusted toilets.

    So why wait? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe wash your hands).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • UglyCraft

    UglyCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    If you’ve ever been mistaken for a creeper in Minecraft, then it’s probably time to join our server! Our community is filled with players who appreciate a good explosion and won’t judge you for your blocky appearance. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so lit, even Endermen are jealous of our style. So come on over and show off your unique charm – just watch out for any stray arrows aimed at your square-shaped head!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP