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  • StinkyCraft

    StinkyCraft
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone smells like they haven’t showered in weeks? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect solution for you! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about offending anyone with their stinky odor because on our server, we have a special plugin that releases a burst of fresh lavender scent every time someone logs in. So not only will you have a blast playing Minecraft, but you’ll also come out smelling like a field of flowers. Join now and say goodbye to stinky players forever!

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  • MineCraftyFresh

    MineCraftyFresh
    Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone smells like a creeper’s armpit? Look no further, because on our server, we shower in diamonds and bathe in lava! Join us for a chance to win the prestigious title of “Cleanest Miner in the Land” and earn special perks like a soap block that actually smells like soap (Disclaimer: Do not attempt to use as actual soap). So come on, scrub-a-dub-dub your way to victory on our squeaky clean server!

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  • UglyCraft

    UglyCraft
    If you’ve ever been mistaken for a creeper in Minecraft, then it’s probably time to join our server! Our community is filled with players who appreciate a good explosion and won’t judge you for your blocky appearance. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so lit, even Endermen are jealous of our style. So come on over and show off your unique charm โ€“ just watch out for any stray arrows aimed at your square-shaped head!

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  • SoapCraft: Cleanliness is Next to Blockiness

    SoapCraft: Cleanliness is Next to Blockiness
    Join our Minecraft server and never forget to wash your virtual hands after mining for diamonds! Our server is so immersive that your character can actually get virtual dirt under their virtual fingernails if you don’t keep up with hygiene practices. Plus, rumor has it that if you don’t wash up, the virtual zombies will be able to smell you from miles away and come attack your base! Don’t risk it, join our server now and stay clean while you conquer the virtual world!

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  • StankBreathBuster – Minecraft SMP

    StankBreathBuster – Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a community where we roast each other’s breath instead of building houses! Our members have breath so bad, it can kill mobs from a mile away. But hey, at least we have fresh mint farms to help combat the stench! So come join us and see if you can survive the toxic fumes and hilarious insults!

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  • SaunaTowel Minecraft Server

    SaunaTowel Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only acceptable attire is a linen cloth! We don’t want any toxins released into the air from those pesky towels, so make sure to leave them at home.

    Join us for a relaxing sauna experience, where you can unwind and chill in your virtual linen cloth. But beware of the towel police, who may try to ban you from the server for not following the strict dress code.

    Don’t be the asshole in this situation, join our server and follow the rules to avoid any uncomfortable encounters with the towel-hating players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and spa-like at the same time?

    So grab your virtual linen cloth and dive into our server for a unique and hilarious gaming experience. Just remember, towels are so last season!

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  • PeeBurnCraft

    PeeBurnCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any smelly crotches like the one in this story! Our server is so fresh and clean, you’ll feel like you’re bathing in a field of flowers while playing.

    Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where hygiene is a top priority. No more stinky husbands or uncomfortable conversations about UTIs here!

    Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have the best luck in finding diamonds. Some say our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that your mining adventures will be fruitful and odor-free.

    So come on over and join us for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to shower before logging on โ€“ we have standards here!

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  • DadCraft Drama: Daughter Edition

    DadCraft Drama: Daughter Edition
    ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ Yo, you gotta join our Minecraft server, it’s like a crazy family drama but in blocky form! So, get this, we got this player (30F) who’s chilling with her MIL and husband (37M), right? And then the husband asks her to take his daughter (12F) shopping for a dress. But wait, plot twist, the daughter’s mom is teaching her extreme hippy stuff like not showering, wearing dirty clothes, and not brushing her teeth! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

    Fast forward to a gala event where the husband is receiving an award, and the wife straight up tells him she’s embarrassed to be seen with the daughter in public because she looks like a homeless child! ๐Ÿคฃ Even the MIL agrees that the daughter shouldn’t come to the event because she’ll make them look bad.

    Like, can you imagine the chaos and hilarity that would go down on our server? Join now for a wild ride of family drama and fashion disasters in Minecraft form! ๐Ÿ˜‚โœจ๐Ÿ‘—๐Ÿงผ #MinecraftMadness

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  • ShoeShenanigans Minecraft Server

    ShoeShenanigans Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict no shoes policy just like that one friend who can’t seem to clean his floors! But don’t worry, our virtual floors are always sparkling clean, so you can roam around barefoot without fear of dirty socks.

    Join us for the ultimate barefoot adventure, where you can build, mine, and explore without the hassle of shoes. And if you ever feel like putting on some virtual shoes, just remember that our friend from the story will be there to judge you for not respecting his wishes.

    So come on over and join our server, where the only thing dirtier than your socks will be the outrageous stories we make up to keep you entertained!

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  • ShampooWarsCraft

    ShampooWarsCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing is caring…unless it’s expensive shampoo! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama, betrayal, and hair-raising conflicts over bathroom products.

    Imagine a world where your precious shampoo is constantly disappearing, and the culprit is none other than your roommate! Will you confront them in the virtual world, or let the tension simmer until it explodes like a creeper?

    Embark on quests to protect your precious loot, whether it’s diamonds or deluxe hair care products. Will you be the hero who stands up for your right to silky smooth locks, or will you be the villain who sneaks into someone else’s inventory for a quick steal?

    Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual roommate drama like never before. Who knew that a bottle of shampoo could cause such chaos in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun โ€“ join us today and let the shampoo wars begin!

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