Join us for a relaxing sauna experience, where you can unwind and chill in your virtual linen cloth. But beware of the towel police, who may try to ban you from the server for not following the strict dress code.
Don’t be the asshole in this situation, join our server and follow the rules to avoid any uncomfortable encounters with the towel-hating players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and spa-like at the same time?
So grab your virtual linen cloth and dive into our server for a unique and hilarious gaming experience. Just remember, towels are so last season!
Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where hygiene is a top priority. No more stinky husbands or uncomfortable conversations about UTIs here!
Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have the best luck in finding diamonds. Some say our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that your mining adventures will be fruitful and odor-free.
So come on over and join us for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to shower before logging on – we have standards here!
Fast forward to a gala event where the husband is receiving an award, and the wife straight up tells him she’s embarrassed to be seen with the daughter in public because she looks like a homeless child! 🤣 Even the MIL agrees that the daughter shouldn’t come to the event because she’ll make them look bad.
Like, can you imagine the chaos and hilarity that would go down on our server? Join now for a wild ride of family drama and fashion disasters in Minecraft form! 😂✨👗🧼 #MinecraftMadness
Join us for the ultimate barefoot adventure, where you can build, mine, and explore without the hassle of shoes. And if you ever feel like putting on some virtual shoes, just remember that our friend from the story will be there to judge you for not respecting his wishes.
So come on over and join our server, where the only thing dirtier than your socks will be the outrageous stories we make up to keep you entertained!
Imagine a world where your precious shampoo is constantly disappearing, and the culprit is none other than your roommate! Will you confront them in the virtual world, or let the tension simmer until it explodes like a creeper?
Embark on quests to protect your precious loot, whether it’s diamonds or deluxe hair care products. Will you be the hero who stands up for your right to silky smooth locks, or will you be the villain who sneaks into someone else’s inventory for a quick steal?
Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual roommate drama like never before. Who knew that a bottle of shampoo could cause such chaos in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the shampoo wars begin!
Join us and experience a world where everyone uses virtual rags to clean themselves, even their pixelated assholes! Our players are so hygienic, you can practically smell the virtual soap from your screen.
Don’t settle for a server full of dirty players, come join us and experience the cleanest Minecraft experience of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual rag to wipe away all your troubles. So come on, join us and let’s clean up this blocky world together!
Our server is the perfect place for players who want to escape the stench of real life and immerse themselves in a world where personal hygiene is not optional – it’s mandatory! Say goodbye to the funk and hello to a community of fresh-smelling gamers who are ready to conquer the virtual world together.
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the stinkers behind. Trust us, your nose will thank you!
Forget about real-life pests and parasites, come hang out with us and build your dream world without any worries. Our server is so bug-free, even the spiders are on vacation in the Nether. Don’t let bed bugs ruin your day, join our server and escape to a world where the only bugs you’ll encounter are the ones you can easily defeat with a sword.
So what are you waiting for? Leave the bed bugs behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly bug-free gaming experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it – unlike my poor neighbor who is about to have a very itchy situation on her hands.
Join us for a chance to relive your craziest sexual experience over and over again in pixelated form. Build your own kinky dungeons, create steamy hot tubs, and ride on giant phallic-shaped roller coasters.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of horny villagers who are always down for a good time. Trade with them, seduce them, or start a scandalous love affair – the possibilities are endless!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to keep it PG-13… or not, we won’t judge!
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.
Skyblock Server
* Economy changes every week * IS top payouts * Custom builds and spawn * Grinding minions * Chunk collectors * Custom cobble gens * New custom islands every season *Darkzone * Pvp Eco * Custom Drops * Koth
play.trickcraft.net
| Server Type | Pure Vanilla |
|---|---|
| Whitelisted | Yes |
| Rules | Available on Discord page |
| How to Apply | Click here |
A: You can apply by clicking the link provided on our Discord page.
A: No, it is a pure vanilla experience.
A: We do not require you to be skilled in building or redstone, just follow the rules on our Discord page.
