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  • DishCraft Minecraft Server

    DishCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being yelled at for simply washing your dishes before class? Do you want to escape the tyranny of dish soap accusations? Join our Minecraft server and leave the real world drama behind!

    On our server, you can build a virtual kitchen where you can wash as many dishes as you want without anyone judging you. No more worrying about smelling like dish soap and stinking up your classroom – in our world, you can smell like victory instead!

    Join us and show your mom who’s boss by creating the most epic dishwashing station the Minecraft universe has ever seen. Let’s see if she still thinks you smell bad when you’re the dishwashing master of the virtual realm!

    So come on, leave the real world problems behind and join our server for a dishwashing adventure like no other. Who knew washing dishes could be so much fun?

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  • Parent’s House PvP

    Parent’s House PvP
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take Navy Showers to a whole new level! Just like in real life, you’ll have to turn the water off while you soap up and shampoo your pixelated hair. But here’s the twist – if you take too long, you’ll freeze to death in the icy waters of our virtual world!

    Join us and experience the thrill of saving virtual water while risking virtual hypothermia. Our ex-military NPC will monitor your shower time and judge you harshly if you take longer than 2 minutes. Plus, our septic system is so realistic that you’ll actually see the consequences of your water-wasting ways.

    Don’t worry about the freezing temperatures, it’s all part of the immersive experience. And if you think 20-minute showers are too long in real life, just wait until you try to rinse your razor in our server – it’s a whole new level of challenge!

    So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the Navy Shower Edition of Minecraft. And remember, respect the rules or face the wrath of our shower-monitoring NPC. It’s a ridiculous request, but hey, that’s just how we roll in our crazy Minecraft world!

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  • HandyBoy Minecraft Server

    HandyBoy Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with stinky hands in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you never have to worry about your boyfriend shoving his hands down his pants ever again! Our virtual world is stench-free and full of adventures waiting for you.

    Join us and explore our pixelated paradise where hygiene is a top priority. No more gross hand-grabbing incidents on your phone, no more lingering odors to deal with. Our server is the perfect escape for those who are fed up with smelly situations.

    And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret quest to help your virtual boyfriend learn the importance of washing his hands. Who knows, maybe he’ll even upgrade to changing his undies and pants in the game!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to stinky hand dramas in real life. It’s warm, comfy, and definitely not gross in our virtual world!

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  • UglyCraft: No Mirror Required

    UglyCraft: No Mirror Required
    Are you tired of being judged by your looks in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the only thing people care about is how well you can build a pixelated castle! Join us and leave your conventional ugliness behind as you embark on a journey to become the most beautiful block builder in the land.

    On our server, we have a secret potion that turns your character into a stunningly attractive pixel art masterpiece. Say goodbye to your conventionally ugly self and hello to a world where everyone is a pixelated supermodel.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build the most magnificent castle on our server, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. Imagine the possibilities – unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or even the ability to fly in real life!

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave your conventionally ugly self behind. Who needs looks when you have the power to build the most epic structures and summon mythical creatures? It’s time to embrace your inner block builder and let your creativity shine!

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  • GFunk’s Stank Tank

    GFunk’s Stank Tank
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any awkward hygiene issues like the poor soul in the story above! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and no uncomfortable conversations about intimate topics.

    Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can focus on building, exploring, and having a blast with fellow gamers. Plus, we guarantee that our virtual world smells like fresh roses at all times – no need for Vagisil here!

    So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough (literally) while you’re at it! See you in the game, and remember – keep it clean, both in-game and IRL. 😉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

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  • NailBiters Minecraft Server

    NailBiters Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of cleaning up after your significant other’s gross habits? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! On our server, you won’t find any nail-biting boyfriends leaving their nails everywhere. Instead, you’ll find a community of players who know how to clean up after themselves (or at least their virtual blocks). Plus, our server is so addicting, you’ll forget all about your real-life relationship woes. So say goodbye to nail clippings on the living room table and hello to endless hours of fun on our server. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with your boyfriend’s gross habits.

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  • StinkyFeetGFEXIT

    StinkyFeetGFEXIT
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the stench of real life? Well, look no further! Our server is so fresh and clean, you won’t have to worry about any smelly feet ruining your gaming experience.

    Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through the blocky world together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended)!

    Don’t let stinky feet hold you back from joining the most odor-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • Toilet Water Fingers: The Minecraft Server

    Toilet Water Fingers: The Minecraft Server
    come join our minecraft server where we have toilets so big you can wash your hands without even trying! our players have been known to accidentally dip their fingers in the toilet water because they’re just so dang long! it’s a hilarious mishap that happens way too often on our server. don’t miss out on the fun – join today and see if you can avoid the toilet water fingers trap!

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  • ShowerFreqMC SMP

    ShowerFreqMC SMP
    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join, like ASAP! So, like, imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide, that’s basically what this server is like. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja turtles. And get this, every time you log on, you get a free pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes. It’s lit, bro.

    But wait, there’s more! We have weekly dance parties at the village square, where everyone busts out their best Fortnite dances. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena in the corner. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can grant you three wishes, no strings attached. Like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of this insanity?

    So, if you wanna join the most epic, craziest, off-the-walls Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the secret invite code. Just make sure to shower at least once a week, cuz nobody likes a stinky Steve, amirite? Let’s do this, broskis!

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  • Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

    Deplorable to Adorable in Hours
    u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

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