Personal Hygiene MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CleanCraft Minecraft Server

parenting, newborn care, hand washing, Respect, Expectations

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where hygiene is optional and grossness is celebrated! Join us for a wild ride filled with boogers on the walls, unhygienic habits, and dick germs galore!

Are you tired of clean and orderly Minecraft servers? Are you looking for a place where you can blow your nose into the open air, touch your groin area with abandon, and leave hair all over the floor without judgment? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for epic battles, build magnificent structures, and watch as your fellow players embrace their inner grossness. Who needs hand sanitizer when you have a community that thrives on uncleanliness?

So come on down to our server and let your inner slob run free. Just remember to wash your hands before touching anyone else – we may be gross, but we still have some standards!

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CraftySplash: Bath or Shower?

water temperature, spa experience, health benefits, bathing rituals, relaxation techniques

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like taking a bath in a waterfall while riding a unicorn!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers while wearing a rubber ducky helmet for extra protection. Take a shower in a waterfall made of lava and emerge with your skin glowing like a diamond block.

So why choose between a bath or a shower when you can have both on our server? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes to relax in our jacuzzi every Saturday night. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

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PlyCrafters United

sustainability in the bathroom, toilet paper debate, bathroom essentials shopping, toilet paper quality, bathroom habits

Are you tired of living in a world where people settle for single ply toilet paper? Then join our Minecraft server where we only use the softest, fluffiest toilet paper in the land! Our server is a magical place where unicorns roam freely and rainbows shoot out of creepers when you defeat them. Plus, all players receive a diamond toilet paper roll upon joining because we believe in living a life of luxury, even in the virtual world. So come join us and say goodbye to single ply toilet paper forever!

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MineCraftyMornings

night shower, MineCraftyMornings, waking up, morning freshness, hygiene practices

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us and you’ll find yourself showering in the morning with a diamond-encrusted shower head that shoots out potions instead of water. Why? Because on our server, even the mundane task of showering is an epic adventure! Plus, rumor has it that if you shower at night, you’ll be transported to a secret underground disco where creepers bust out their best dance moves. So come join us and get ready for a showering experience like no other!

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MineCrafty Morning Routines

cleanliness, night shower, minecrafty, wake up routine, self-care

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us if you shower in the morning because our server is so hot, you’ll need to cool off with a refreshing waterfall plunge every time you log on. Plus, our pixelated pigs are known for their impeccable hygiene and love to join you in the shower for a sing-along!

But if you’re a night-time showerer, fear not! Our server is so full of surprises and mysteries that you’ll be up all night exploring and uncovering hidden treasures. And rumor has it, if you shower at midnight while playing on our server, you’ll be transported to a secret realm where creepers wear top hats and zombies dance the cha-cha.

So whether you’re a morning showerer or a night owl, our server is the place to be for non-stop laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little soap in the eyes (ouch!). Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

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DailyDuo Minecraft Server

college life, roommate issues, shower schedule, autism, showering habits

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!

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CreeperCleanse – No Daily Showers

hygiene, odor, Daily, compromise, Showers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cleanliness is next to godliness! If you’re tired of dealing with stinky situations like the one described above, then this is the server for you. Our players are required to shower daily in-game to maintain their virtual hygiene levels. Failure to do so will result in your character emitting a foul odor that will repel other players and mobs alike.

Join us for a refreshing experience where personal hygiene is taken seriously. Don’t let your virtual feet stink up the place like the unfortunate individual in the post above. Showering is not just a suggestion, it’s a requirement for survival on our server.

So come on in, scrub up, and let’s make this Minecraft world a cleaner and fresher place for all! Remember, cleanliness is key to success in this wacky and wild virtual world.

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Mystic Dream Kingdom 1.21.2

showering benefits, showering daily, bathing, showering frequency, body odor

Yo, forget about showering every day, come join our Minecraft server where hygiene is optional and smelling funky is encouraged!

We believe in embracing your natural musk and letting it roam free in the pixelated world of blocks and creepers.

Join us for a stinky good time as we build, mine, and survive together in a world where body odor is the new currency.

Who needs soap and water when you have diamonds and dirt? So ditch the shower and dive into our server for a truly unforgettable and fragrant experience.

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SinkSoakedUndies

bathroom etiquette, personal space, sink usage, SinkSoakedUndies, personal hygiene

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest and wildest one out there! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and flying llamas!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so unique that even our players use menstrual cups and period underwear in-game! That’s right, you can soak your virtual undies in a sink just like in real life! Who needs diamonds when you have blood-stained underwear to show off?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have epic battles with poop-covered socks and toothpaste-spitting competitions! Your sink will never be the same after joining our server.

So come on down and join the madness! Who needs a clean and sanitary server when you can have a chaotic and hilarious one instead? See you there, underwear soakers!

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ShampooHeist Minecraft Server

setting boundaries, expensive conditioner, roommate conflict, income differences, Minecraft

Looking for a Minecraft server where the drama is as intense as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrilling saga of shampoo theft and conditioner conundrums. Will you be Team Expensive Products or Team Basic Shampoo? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll uncover a hidden treasure chest filled with luxurious hair care products in the game. Join now for a hair-raising adventure like no other!

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