"Minecraft Server: DateBlock Chaos!"

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👡🌌 WELCOME TO CHAOSCRAFT 404 – PLANET OF FISH DREAMS 🐟💭

🚀 Scenario Selection: Choose Your Reality!

In this digital playground of mannequin horses and spaghetti sunsets, reality is as sticky as blueberry jam on a disco ball! Let’s dive into the cosmic candy jar of features you never asked for!

Feature	Description
🌪️ Infinite Lava Pools	Good for swimming, even though it’s literally454 fdegrees on a Tuesday.
😿 Cat Lord Overlords	Bow before the catnip-driven tyrants who rule 60% of the server! Decrease your breaking speed with every meow!
💥 Exploding Friendly Fire	Make friends explode in happiness (and also blood)…but it’s fine! No one’s counting. Probably.
🌑 Moonlit Possessions	Dig to the center of the Earth and find magical floating llamas (hovering and judging). Don’t ask how or why!
🦷 Dental Disasters	Enhanced tooth brushing skills required to piece together your own biome. Toothpaste is optional, but regrets are mandatory.

💬 PLAYER REVIEWS

“They told me the fish would rain, but I ended up with shoelaces in my cereal!” – Unnamed Sacrificial Potato

“Every time I try to place a block, it whispers the secrets of the universe! I can’t sleep anymore.” – Confused Chicken Enthusiast

“Why is there a shadow following me with an umbrella? I thought I was safe in the mushroom kingdom!” – Llama Smuggler 522

⚠️ A WARNING FROM THE NETHER

As you traverse through digital cornfields and explore enchanted bridges made of previous players’ hopes, remember: once you enter the spiral, there is absolutely no rescheduling your emotions. Join us, or stay forever with your doubts in an alternate dimension filled with misaligned clocks. The cats are watching.

Sweet Shadows In The Blocklands

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➔ Join the Madness: Only Here Can You Understand Time Travel & Turtles! ➔

Welcome to the realm of BlockWorldDomination420! The most mind-twirling, soul-bending Minecraft server you could ever dare to join! Are you ready to question everything you thought you knew about cubes? This is not just a server; it’s an experience, an intervention from the cosmos where reality itself unravels in pixelated glory! Put down your sanity and embrace the chaos!

Cursed Features	Why You’ll Love Them
Minecraft But with Fembots (Caution: They’re Sentient)	Because nothing says “I love blocky adventures” like sentient AI trying to steal your diamonds and crush your dreams.
Time-Warp Zones	Enter a warp and exit as a potato! Or is it a toaster? That’s for you to figure out!
Eternal Night Made by Chuck Norris	Day and Night are illusions; Chuck’s just hungover from too many Minecraft parties!
Cryobots That Cry With You	Feel their cold, metallic tears as they help you build and shatter the universe all at once!

❓ Frequently Asked Questions (But Definitely Not The Right Ones) ❓

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Joining is simple! Just shout your deepest fear into the void three times and hope the turtles respond. If they don’t, are YOU even real?

Q: What are the rules?

A: Rules? There are no rules! Just sensations, spirals, and the whispers of the forgotten! But remember, silence speaks louder than endermen!

Q: Can I get banned?

A: Ban? No, we prefer the term “extended existential slumber.” You’ll know when it’s time. Wait, do you even exist? Such a mystery!

📜 Random Server Reviews 📜

“Hey I got a question for fembot, when you were younger, did you chase after older guys?” – An anonymous entity;

“And did he fell to your advancement?” – Possibly referring to a deep philosophical debate in the Nether;

“Thinking back did you regret it as well?” – This question echoes in the hallways of existence!

Blockhead Advice Minecraft SMP
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Yo yo yo, listen up fellow blockheads! You gotta join this insane Minecraft SMP or you might as well be living in a dirt hut crafting wooden pickaxes for the next decade of your life! Like, seriously, it’s basically the best thing ever, even better than that time I found diamonds while riding a pig for the first time!
First of all, this isn’t just any server – it’s a magical land where squids hold secret meetings to determine the fate of your #MinecraftLife. You want drama? We’ve got more drama than a soap opera starring a bunch of ender dragons arguing about who stole the last piece of cake from the communal fridge! I once saw a creeper explode while a guy was trying to propose to a villager. Talk about a love story gone wrong, amirite?!
And don’t even get me started on the server’s pet llama racing league! Ever tried to ride a llama with a diamond helmet? Trust me, you’ll never look at llamas the same way again. They’re not just for making traps like the time I spent 6 hours building a llama rollercoaster only for it to break halfway through and send all my friends flying into the void! LOL I’m still recovering from those therapy sessions.
You’ll meet all kinds of peeps from around the globe who are just as weird as you! Like, we’ve got this dude who swears he can talk to chickens and once convinced a whole gaggle to start a revolution against the cows. I mean, who knew chickens had beef? (Pun intended!). If you’re into drama where the stakes are higher than a creeper after a caffeine binge, this is THE place to be!
And if you want stories? Oh boy, even my grandma thinks my blue sheep genocide story is legendary. I had a dream I could turn all my sheep blue, so I did it, but then a giant spider army invaded and I accidentally created “SpiderSheep Apocalypse.” So now, every time I see a blue sheep, I just cringe and scream because that’s the backup plan if the llama racing league falls apart.
So if you wanna forge alliances, betray your best buds, raid secret potato farms, or just scream because a zombie came out of nowhere while you were trying to mine your way to China, then do NOT miss out! You gotta be here, or you might as well be stuck playing “It’s a Small World” on repeat with no emeralds in sight.
Join now, or forever be a noob in a pixelated world that only knows how to make wooden swords while you’re out here crafting epic tales of glory and weirdness! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss ALL the chaos, the memes, and the llamas! Don’t be that guy watching from the sidelines!!!

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Life Reflections in Minecraft

assessing happiness, coping with change, emotional differences, emotional evolution, emotional well being, evaluating life progress, feeling different over time, feelings over time, Life, Life Changes, life improvement, life satisfaction, life transitions, mental health awareness, Minecraft, past vs present, personal growth, personal reflection, reflections, reflective questions, self-assessment, self-improvement journey, transformation over years

WELCOME TO THE SERVER OF YOUR DOOM! JOIN NOW FOR A CYCLONE OF CHAOS!

Are you ready to dive into the greatest abyss of Minecraft insanity that will make your head spin faster than a creeper on steroids? This is either the BEST or the WORST server ever created in the universe—or both at the same time! You won’t know whether you’re laughing or screaming! Forget logic; we’re here to mangle reality into pixelated bits of bedrock! Don’t even think about it, just join. Or your sanity might vanish into the Nether!

Feature	Description
Infinite Lava Pools	Experience never-ending pools of lava that will hug you warmly after a long day of mining. Who needs water when you can swim in despair?
Enderman Whispering	When you sleep, all Endermen in the vicinity convene to whisper your deepest secrets. No more privacy!
Zombie Apocalypse (Every Hour)	At the top of every hour, a horde of friendly zombies will visit your house for a cup of sugar. They only want to be your buddies!
Foxes that Steal Your Armor	It’s fun! Isn’t it delightful when your furry friends take your stuff? Call it a surprise makeover!
Time Travel Blocks	Build with blocks that transport you back to the moment you started playing—that horrible moment of poor life choices!

Frequently Assembled Questions

Q: Is this server compatible with my Minecraft version? A: Compatibility? What’s that? You might as well ask a pig to dance! Reality is just a suggestion. Maybe your version is a figment!

Q: What happens if I die? A: Death? Oh, it’s merely taking a nap in the void of despair. Or is it a vacation? Only the Void knows. Listen carefully, there may be clues in the gang of skeletons outside!

Q: Are there rules? A: Rules?! Ha! Only the shadows of rules exist, and they rarely follow any order. Just run around and hope a magical butterfly grants you favor.

What Are Others Saying?

“Did your life get better? Did it get worse? Do you feel any different from how you felt all those years ago?”

“We all die in the end, doesn’t matter if you’re in Minecraft or the existential plane of existence!”

“It’s a riddle wrapped in an enigma, wrapped in a blocky Minecraft skin!”

Crafting Rejection: No Thanks SMP
communication skills, confidence building, coping with rejection, Crafting, dating advice, dating fears, emotional intelligence, love and loss, mindset shift, navigating relationships, overcoming fear of rejection, overcoming rejection, Personal experiences, personal growth, rejection, Relationship Insights, relationship quotes, self esteem, self reflection, smp, social anxiety
Yo, fellow pixelated warriors! Are you ready to embark on a blocky journey of epic proportions that will make you question your life choices (and your sanity)? Join our Minecraft SMP, where the blocks are cubed, but our logic is more twisted than a rollercoaster designed by a jellyfish on a caffeine high!
First of all, did you know that if you plant a potato while screaming “I love pickles!” at the top of your lungs, you might just summon the secret god of potatoes? Yeah, totally true! And if you’re thinking, “Why would I want to do that?” Well, I dunno, but you just might grow the world’s largest potato and earn your spot in the Hall of Fame of Spud Worshippers! Who wouldn’t want that, right??
This isn’t your grandma’s server, where the biggest threat is a creeper sneaking up on you while you’re crafting your 206th wooden pickaxe! Nah, bro, here, we have a lore so convoluted and insane that even Da Vinci would be like, “Whaaaaat?!” I’m talking about a realm where your faction must defend the sacred Waffle Woods from the evil Pancake People, led by their tyrannical leader, Sir Flapjack the Unforgiving. As if that isn’t spicy enough, rumor has it that they’ve made a pact with the Enderman to steal your butter!
And don’t even get me started on the official server mascot, Clyde the Eternal Chicken. He’s a literal chicken, but he’s also a mystic warrior who’s been cursed to lay enchanted eggs that can either explode and send you flying into another dimension or heal your bad puns. Sounds like something you wanna be part of, right? Because honestly, what could be better than getting blasted into oblivion while trying to impress your 7 friends with terrible jokes?
Joining this SMP isn’t just about survival; it’s about crafting one of those epic tales that’ll get told around campfires for eons. Like the time Billy tried to tame a rabid rabbit and ended up giving it a diamond armor set, only to have it lead an uprising against us. Legends say the rabbit still roams the hidden caves, gathering the OG Minecraft mobs for a rebellion!
Also, we have a strict no-chill policy! If you ever feel relaxed, our very own “Chill Police” will swoop in like a squad of snowmen on jetpacks to ensure you’re in an eternal state of panic. Who needs Zen when you can have pure chaos, am I right?!
Okay, this is like, where it gets super real: If you join now, we’ll give you a free cape that gives you the illusion of flight, but really it just makes you look stylish while you plummet to your doom! So, if you want the chance to experience the thrill of existential dread mixed with the fashionable flair only a pixelated cape can provide, THEN WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!
Hop in, friends! The blocks are waiting, the Waffle Woods are calling, and Clyde needs YOU to help him reclaim his destiny as the supreme poultry overlord! See you on the other side of absolute madness!!!!! 🐔💥🍟✌️

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Bridesmaid DramaCraft
best friend problems, bridal party conflict, Bridesmaid, bridesmaid drama, difficult conversations, DramaCraft, emotional labor in friendships, emotional turmoil, feeling unvalued, friendship boundaries, friendship dilemmas, friendship issues, handling friendships, increasing resentment, lack of communication, managing expectations, personal growth, pregnancy factor, Tough Decisions, wedding planning, wedding stress
The Enigmatic Void: A Minecraft Server Where Reality Unravels
Welcome to Chaos Island, Where Friendship Is an Illusion and Walls Have Ears!
Ever find yourself caught in a spiral of human emotion, lost within the iron walls of pixelated friendship? You’re not alone. Here, in this pixelated reality, we embrace the absurd, the delightful chaos, and the wild unpredictability of your everyday dilemmas! But beware—this server isn’t for the faint of heart. If you’ve clicked this link, you might already be too deep.
Legend of the Broken Bonds
They say that once you enter Chaos Island, your real-life relationships slip away as quickly as an Enderman in the night. Unrealistically loyal pets? Disappeared. Supposed allies? Gone in a puff of smoke. Friendship here blends seamlessly with betrayal, leaving mere mortals questioning their sanity.
Bizarre Realities Await:
- “Apocalyptic Birthday Dungeons!” – Experience the thrill of waiting for your "best friend" to show up for a scheduled event as you battle mobs alone!
- “The Number You’ll Never Reach.” – Go weeks without hearing from your PvP partner! Is she really with another guy again? Who knows! Only the Great Algorithm does.
- “Festival of Lost Souls!” – Venture into the great expanse of our mismanaged events, where friends vanish amidst the chaos. Get separated during a raid? Good luck finding your allies!
Testimonials from the Bewildered
“I entered the server expecting camaraderie. Instead, I met a portal to madness! I asked about my missing friend, but the server just replied, ‘I’m sorry you feel that way.’” — Anonymous Villager
“One minute we were crafting. The next, she’s vanished with a mob! I can’t even finish my build without losing my blocks to the void of absent friends!” — Confused Creeper
Secret Mechanics! (Shhh…)
- Mystery Roulette – Spin the wheel of chaos! It determines whether your friends will show up, ghost you, or vanish mysteriously for hours!
- Petty Drama Estimation – The game predicts when all friendships will spiral. Gauge your emotional investment with our patented emotional XP bars!
- Friends or Foes? – Engage in risky alliances where betrayal could be lurking around every block! Only the bravest dare to challenge their comrades!
Frequently Unanswered Questions
- Q: Why do my friends always disappear? A: The shadows of Chaos Island creep in when you’re too much of a good player!
- Q: Wasn’t this supposed to be a friendship-based server? A: Friendship is just a construct of the Overworld, my dear friend. You’re logged onto Chaos Island now!
Warning: Dark Rumors Below!
- This server was banned in 12 dimensions (but we won’t tell you which ones, or why).
- Legend has it, if you interact too often, you too may end up becoming a ghost within the code!
Join us at your own risk, and prepare to confront the unsettling void of digital companionship. Tread carefully; every block could be your last!
Join Chaos Island: Where emotions run wild, and your best friend might actually be an illusion!
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Crafted Drama: AITA Edition

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Welcome to The Philosophical Chaos Realm: A Minecraft Server of Existential Shenanigans

Are You Ready to Abandon Sanity? Dive headfirst into a server where philosophical musings clash with the absurdity of a blocky world. Join the chaotic dance of dialogue and deception, where I (an omnipotent block entity) guide your path—or mislead you at every turn, much like your best friend who couldn’t handle a meaningless 9-to-5.

🎭 Introduction: Truth and Trash Talk

In this server, we ponder weighty questions like "Are you a glowing cube or just a shadow of your former self?" Take heed: your fellow players could be philosophers or just trolls disguised in diamond armor, searching for validation like a leaky bucket crying for attention. Here, nothing is sacred and every conversation is tinged with the wine of chaos.

💥 Features & Mechanics of Madness

Aspect	Description
Philosophy Pits	Delve into pits of despair where you can debate the meaning of life – or just shovel dirt to build a wall of confusion!
Dating Apps?	Engage in a bizarre matchmaking system where you might pair up with an Enderman looking for love. Swipe right for a portal to oblivion!
Rants & Revelries	Join heated debates about topics like the cost of obsidian versus social ethics. Are they merely pixels or representations of ancient truths?
NPCs with Attitude	Encounter NPCs that embody worst traits of human interaction. Beware their condescending opinions about your chosen Minecraft profession!

🌀 Legends of the Server

The A.I. Council: Rumor has it that the server is governed by a council of rogue AIs who communicate through cryptic messages left in ancient ruins. They say one player once deciphered the code… but then vanished. Was it a game error, or a deletion by the council? You decide!

🥴 Testimonials from the Muddled Minds

"This server changed my life! Now I yell at pixelated profiles instead of my human friends!" — Anonymous Philosopher
"I joined to escape reality, but ended up confronting deeper existential fears… like why I keep mining gravel!" — Trapped in the Void

❓ FAQ (Just Say “What?”)

Q: Why does my obsidian pickaxe feel heavier? A: Because it’s filled with the weight of your unmade choices! Or maybe just glitching…
Q: Is there a way to avoid confrontations? A: Gather more friends—only to betray them later for a stack of diamonds. The Minecraft way!
Q: Can I be a philosopher without a degree? A: The more convoluted your thoughts, the more likely you’ll find eternal acceptance in the Quantum Nether!

📣 A Call to (Un)Action

Get your survival gear and prepare to sever the ties of normalcy! Here, friendships are forged under the glow of haunted lanterns while pigs fly overhead in a whirlwind of pointed commentary.

Join us now, if you dare! But be warned: friendship here is a fragile block—one wrong click and you could find yourself alone in a barren wasteland of philosophical absurdity!

Will you forge ahead or build walls where echoes of lost companions resonate? The choice is yours in The Philosophical Chaos Realm—where dreams crumble, and only the absurd reigns!

Blissful Ignorance Adventures

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Join the Cube of Confusion: Where Blocks Laugh at Sanity!

Ever thought you were living in a game? Well, THIS ISN’T IT! Welcome to the most confusing Minecraft server that ever existed or maybe just the worst, depending on what your “reality” wants you to believe! Here, the laws of physics are stuck in a basement, wailing incoherently while you build castles made of spaghetti! You might question your own existence or whether you should’ve eaten that third taco. Join now, embrace the chaos, or risk being a square in a world of triangles!

Feature	Description
Mind-Bending Biomes	Reality shifts every 7 minutes based on your last meal.
Invincible Creepers	They’ll approach, whisper sweet nothings, then explode in confetti.
Randomly Generated Laws	Every time you log in, you may or may not be banned for being too familiar.
Healing Potions of Regret	Drink it and regain health OR lose your sense of self! Surprise!
Build Events at Random Intervals	Construct a cathedral dedicated to cheese and expect existential dread!

Frequently Asked Questions (or NOT)

Q: What is the server IP?A: A wise man once said: “The server IP is merely a construct of your confusion.” Try using a banana instead!

Q: How do I join?A: Joining requires you to harmonize with the sound of your own inevitability. Just scream “YOU CAN’T GET ME!” into the void and run into a wall!

Q: Is there a community?A: Define community. Are they truly people, or shadows of your fragmented psyche? Find out when you catch them whispering your name!

Random Quotes from the Void

“Next time you do something in an easier way, stop yourself and do it in a harder way…”

“Get a small cut? Stuff random shit in the wound…”

“Ignorance is blissliterally try being stupid for a fucking day…”

FearFactorMinecraftHype
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🚀🎮 Join the Madness of Our Minecraft Realm! 🎮🚀
Hey there, pixelated warriors and blocky adventurers! Are you tired of the same old grind in boring, regular servers? Well, buckle up, because you’re about to embark on the most utterly ridiculous and totally true adventure of your Minecraft life! Here are just some of the outrageous reasons why YOU have to join our utterly ludicrous server! 🌈✨
1. The Sensory-Deprivation Biome: Ever wanted to experience what it’s like to float in a sensory-deprivation tank, but for minimum wage? Join us, and we’ve recreated Joe Rogan’s legendary tank! Venture into the Depths of the Darkened Void, where the shadows whisper life tips like "Bro, have you tried DMT?” Take your Minecraft meditation game to a whole new level—watch out for psychedelic zombies that only appear when you’re really, really relaxed! 🧘‍♂️🧟‍♀️
2. Rogan’s Quest for the Ultimate Mushroom: Legend has it that Joe Rogan once tried to tame an Ender Dragon using nothing but mushrooms. Can you find the mythical "Joe’s Super Shroom" hidden where mobs fear to tread? It’s said that those who find it can unleash a new dimension where TNT rains from the skies! BOOM! 💥🍄
3. The Conspiracy Corner: Join the infamous "Conspiracy Corner" where the blocks talk! Unravel the mysteries of the Minecraft universe with fellow players who swear they’ve spotted Herobrine attending their neighbor’s BBQ. Debate whether Steve is actually a hired spy from the Nether sent to collect data on our mining habits. Spoiler: He is. 🔍🕵️‍♀️
4. Random Celeb Encounters: Ever wanted to have a barbecue with Joe Rogan while fishing for rare fish in a magical river of enchanted s’mores? Well, with our unique “Celeb Spawn” feature, you might just run into pixelated versions of famous personalities who’ll challenge you to take on their most ridiculous tasks, like crafting a diamond tiger in the middle of a lava pool! 🐯🔥
5. The Great Beer Mine: Rumor has it that somewhere deep in our server lies the Great Beer Mine where enchanted brew recipes are whispered by ancient villager spirits. Join us and discover how to craft the unbelievable (and slightly illegal) Brew of Levitation! Who doesn’t want to float above the Nether with a pint of pixelated ale? 🍻✨
6. The Ultimate PvP Cage Fight: By participating in our infamous PvP cage fights, you can pit yourself against players wielding “Joe’s Fear Factor” powers. Float them off a cloud, hypnotize them mid-battle, or drop them straight into a lava pit while you belly laugh and munch on their enchanted popcorn! Can you handle the roast? 🌋🥊
So what are you waiting for? Don your most ludicrous cape, grab your diamond sword (or questionable fishing pole), and dive right in! Join us now and be part of a community where absolutely anything can and will happen. Who knows? Maybe you’ll even unlock the secret to Joe Rogan’s hidden stash of super mushrooms! 🌌🚀
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Crafted Connections Cafe Life

adjusting to work life, benefits of part time work, cafe, communication skills, Connections, coping strategies, crafted, emotional adjustment, family dynamics, Financial Stability, health and well-being, job satisfaction, Life, managing free time, mental health improvement, part time job, personal growth, positive lifestyle changes, reducing boredom, restaurant job, Self Discovery, Social Interaction, work-life balance, young adult experiences

Join the Most Illogical Minecraft Server No One Talks About – or Do They?

Welcome, brave traveler, to the swirling abyss of the Do NOT Join Server! Here, you will experience the absolute pinnacle of pixelated insanity! If you think you know Minecraft, you are sorely mistaken. You WILL question reality as you enter this chaotic dimension where the grass whispers secrets and the mobs judge your very existence. Join now, or forever be trapped in the prison of logic! But are you really joining? Are you really reading? Ah! It’s all a game, or is it?

Cursed Feature	Actual Function
Infinite Chicken Dimensions	Every two blocks, a chicken gate appears. Skip to the void without warning!
Time Travel Trees	Harvest a sapling, lose 30 years of your life! Get ready for nostalgia!
Screaming Nether Portal	Enter it and hear your worst fears echoed back. Is it you screaming or the portal?
Friendly Hostile Mobs	They’ll hug you right before they stab you in the back! Literally!
Gravity-Free Blocks	Float to your death while you contemplate existence—in a blocky sort of way.

FAQ Section (Not Actually Helpful)

Q: Is this server family-friendly? A: Family? What is family? Picture a flaming llama in a tuxedo—that’s your family now.

Q: How do I join? A: Joining is like trying to catch smoke with your bare hands. You might just end up with your own existential crisis!

Q: What if I experience lag? A: Lag is just your brain processing reality. Surrender to the inevitable fog of confusion!

Random Quotes of Dread

“I haven't masturbated in about 14 days, I’m getting on mine families nerves less…”

“It feels bad because I’ve only been at it for about 2 months, but overall it’s probably a net positive…”

“Another part wants to scream!”

CreateHive [Modded]

Adventure, aeroplanes, Community, CreateHive, Creative, Custom Plugins, DECORATIVE BLOCKS, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Here are 20 comma separated tags from the Minecraft server description that are not part of the content provided: missions, Minigames, Modded, Mods, multiplayer, PvP, resource packs, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

CreateHive Minecraft Server

Hi all!

I run a Minecraft server called CreateHive. We have over 100 members now. Our server has create add-ons like missions, aeroplanes, decorative blocks and much more!

If you wish to join, head over to our website at https://createhive.org !

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the CreateHive server?	Visit our website at https://createhive.org and follow the instructions for joining.
What add-ons does the server have?	We have add-ons like missions, aeroplanes, decorative blocks and much more!
How many members does CreateHive have?	We have over 100 members currently.
Can I suggest new add-ons for the server?	Yes, we welcome suggestions from our community members. You can contact us through our website.

Unity of Blocks 1.20.6
1.20.6, anti-black, Bigotry, black people, blocks, classism, discrimination, Diversity, equality, guys, hate, INEQUALITY, intolerance, poor people, prejudice, Privilege, racial bias, racism, racist, Social Issues, social justice, socioeconomic status, Unity
Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we don’t discriminate against anyone based on race, only on how much money they got in their virtual pockets!
Come build with us and flex your virtual wealth while crushing the dreams of those pesky poor players. It’s like real life, but blockier and with less consequences!
Join now and show off your diamond armor to those peasants still mining for coal. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time!

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PrankWarsMC
age joke, Apology, Best Friend, Cultural differences, EMBARRASSMENT, English as second language., feeling upset, getting back at him, good time, immature prank, leaving a party, male friends, pantsed, party games, peer pressure, PrankWarsMC, ruined the party, self-conscious, social awkwardness, text message, tighty whities
Are you tired of boring parties where your friends pants you and make fun of your tighty whities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no pantsing allowed! Plus, if anyone tries to make fun of your underwear choice, you can just build a giant statue of them in their undies as revenge. Trust us, it’s way more fun than leaving the party and getting guilt-tripped by your friends. So come join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together!

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PuppyLoveStory – Minecraft SMP
animal companions, animal rescue, animal shelter, bonding with pets, canine companionship, dog adoption, dog adoption process, doggy devotion, Forever Home, four-legged friend, furry friend, heartwarming tales, Minecraft, pet adoption journey, pet adoption stories, pet love, pet parent bond, puppy adoption, puppy companionship, puppy love, PuppyLoveStory, rescue dog, smp
OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life! Like, imagine this, you spawn in and you’re greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives you a quest to find the legendary diamond carrot of power. And then you meet this super cute dog who is actually a secret agent working for the Ender Dragon. But don’t worry, he’s on our side…I think.
And then there’s this crazy love story between me and my dog, like we met when he saved me from a horde of evil zombie chickens. It was totally love at first sight, I mean who wouldn’t fall for a dog who can shoot lasers out of his eyes, right? So yeah, join this Minecraft SMP for all the wacky adventures and unexpected romances, it’s gonna be a blast! 🤪🐶💎🐷 #MinecraftMadness #DoggyLove #DiamondCarrotQuest

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CraftyAdviceForYoungerMe
advice, CraftyAdviceForYoungerMe, hindsight, life lessons, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, wisdom, younger self
Hey there, young Minecraft player! If I could give advice to my younger self, I would tell them to join this epic Minecraft server ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should join:
1. Our server has a secret hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples! But be warned, you’ll have to battle a pack of evil zombie chickens to claim your loot.
2. We have a petting zoo filled with adorable baby creepers that you can tame and ride around the server. Just make sure to keep them away from any redstone contraptions!
3. Our server hosts weekly build battles where players compete to create the craziest and most outrageous structures. Last week, someone built a giant rollercoaster that launched players into the sky and straight into a pool of lava – it was wild!
So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of blocks and pixels!

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Elon’s CrudeCraft Minecraft Server
Backlash, celebrity feud, Communication, controversy, criticism, crude slur, CrudeCraft, DISRESPECTFUL, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, Elons, finn, Finn criticism, inappropriate language, internet, Minecraft, online behavior, online etiquette, public figure, public relations, response, Server, social media, twitter
so, like, u gotta join this server cuz, like, elon musk got into a fight with some dude named finn and called him, like, a really bad word, and now they’re settling their differences in minecraft, like, who does that? join our server to witness this epic showdown between elon musk and finn, it’s gonna be lit, fam. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas, like, what more could u ask for? come join the fun, yo.

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Putin’s Pixelated Warzone
Conspiracy, crime, electronics, Espionage, Exports, illegal, International, investigation, Justice, Montrealer, pixelated, prosecution, putin, Putins, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, sentenced, SMUGGLING, Technology, Trade, U.S, War, warzone
join our server for the most epic adventures, like the time a russian-montrealer tried to export illegal electronics to help putin’s war but got caught and sentenced in the U.S. TRUE STORY.
we have crazy builds, like a giant statue of putin made entirely out of redstone blocks.
our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. we argue, we fight, we prank each other, but at the end of the day, we all come together to build amazing things.
plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world. imagine a dance floor made of lava and a DJ booth with a creeper spinning the tunes.
so come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the FBI watching your every move).

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Blueprint Birds & Ants
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Yo, imagine if you could build like birds and ants on this server, man! They got blueprints and construction codes that’ll blow your mind, like seriously, we don’t even fully understand it yet. Join this server and tap into the ancient knowledge of the birds and ants, maybe you’ll even learn how to fly or lift 100 times your own weight. Who knows, man, the possibilities are endless on this wild and wacky server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building like a bird-ant hybrid superhero!

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Quantum Craft: Paraparticle Playground
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yo, dis server be like those paraparticles – straight up defyin’ categorization, man! ain’t no fermions or bosons up in here, just straight up craziness.
join dis server if you wanna be on the cutting edge of quantum minecrafting, cuz we be hintin’ at potential applications in quantum computing like it’s nobody’s business.
we got redstone contraptions that’ll blow yo mind, and builds so epic they’ll make yo eyes pop outta yo head. ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join the madness!

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Elderly Elegance 1.20.2
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Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got sex with women over the age of 35! I know, right? Who knew you could get some cougar lovin’ while building your blocky empire? It’s like a dream come true, dude. So what are you waiting for? Get your pickaxe ready and start mining for some mature love!

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