Tired of dealing with drama llamas on other servers? Look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which color sheep to shear next!
Our server is filled with crazy characters like the infamous “Griefer Granny” who goes around pranking unsuspecting players by filling their houses with chickens. And let’s not forget about “Trollin’ Tim” who loves to lead players on wild goose chases for non-existent treasure.
So if you’re tired of dealing with perfect princesses and drama queens, come join us for a wild and wacky time on our server. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking pig along the way!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that you’ll never have a dull moment! Our players have gone from cross-dressing and bondage to building epic structures and battling dragons – talk about a glow-up! Join us and leave your weird fetishes in the past, because here, we’re all about embracing femininity and having a blast.
Who needs dildos when you can wield a diamond sword and slay creepers? Say goodbye to your old habits and hello to a whole new world of adventure. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the pixelated land of Minecraft. So come on, join us and see if your libido can handle the excitement of our crazy server!
Welcome to our Minecraft server where age is just a number and quests are never-ending! At the ripe old age of 30, you should have unlocked the “Adulting” achievement, which includes perks like the ability to pay bills on time and the power to resist the urge to nap after a big meal.
Join our server and embark on epic quests such as finding the legendary Fountain of Youth to turn back the clock on your age, or completing the “Midlife Crisis” questline where you must trade in your diamond sword for a minivan.
Don’t worry if you feel like you have nothing and have done nothing in life – on our server, you can start fresh and build a whole new legacy for yourself. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, craft, and laugh your way to eternal youth (or at least until the next update)!
Are you tired of being a hermit in your own virtual world? Join our Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode!
Once upon a time, there was a player just like you who was anti-social and introverted. But after joining our server, they became the life of the block party! They built friendships stronger than diamond armor and laughed so hard, even the Ender Dragon got jealous.
Don’t be a lone wolf in the pixelated wilderness, join our server and experience a world where introverts become extroverts and social butterflies spread their wings. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server this wild? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where getting screwed over by Sylvia is all part of the fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like when Sylvia decides to mess with your plans in the game. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and you’ll come out stronger and more resilient in the end. So why wait? Join our server and see if you can outsmart Sylvia and come out on top!
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. They’re trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and they take their job very seriously.
2. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. Only the bravest and most skilled players can find it, but beware – the base is also home to a pack of diamond-eating dragons.
3. Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. It’s like a party that never ends, and you won’t want to miss it.
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure – just remember, you can’t save those who don’t want to be saved, anonchama.
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing intense is the lag? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for EPIC battles, INSANE builds, and CRAZY adventures that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of EXPLODING sheep come charging at you! But don’t worry, our server has UNICORNS that shoot rainbows to save the day. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground base filled with TALKING chickens who give out quests for you to complete.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even discover the legendary DANCING creepers that drop disco balls instead of gunpowder. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!
Welcome to our Minecraft server where you only get one chance at life! Born in the Failed States of Weimarica, you must navigate through treacherous lands filled with zombie politicians and creeper bankers. But fear not, for you have the power to build your own empire and conquer the corrupt government!
Join us for epic battles against corrupted mobs and evil corporations. Unleash your creativity and craft weapons of mass destruction to defend your territory. Will you rise to power and become the ruler of Weimarica, or will you fall victim to the chaos and destruction?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! But remember, in the Failed States of Weimarica, only the strongest survive.
Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of being an ugly bastard in real life? Well, on our server, you can transition into a beautiful woman! Imagine mining for diamonds while looking fabulous in a sparkly dress and heels. Join us now and unleash your inner goddess in the world of Minecraft!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a truly unique experience that will have you laughing out loud for hours on end!
Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with memes, trolls, and epic battles that will leave you questioning reality. Our community is like no other, with players who will have you rolling on the floor with their hilarious antics and outrageous pranks.
But that’s not all – our server also boasts custom plugins that will blow your mind, including a unicorn pet that shoots rainbows and a disco ball that spawns mobs to dance with you.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find the legendary diamond sword of LOLs hidden deep within our world.
CompassCraft; a server with a heavy focus on player driven world-building, our vision is to create a truly dynamic and ever evolving RPG experience on Minecraft. As a result, we’ve built a server where players have control over every facet of both themselves and the world at large. Whether it be through your race, class and skills, or the alliances you make and gear you’re equipped with; you, the player, have the ability to guide the progression of your character and influence the world at large, in any way you see fit.
Elveron is a Runescape based server, Same skills and mechanincs but better map! We offer a wide range of activities such as a new concept Hunger Games! With a huge range of custom items and bosses we serve with a custom plugin built for this server!
Fritzal is a survival server that was created in the hopes to make a good home for players of all types. The server has a Free Market economy with the basis of it being gold. We’re home to hardworking staff and sociable players.
Some of the features our server includes are:
mcMMO
Craftbook and it’s utilities
Diseases for the whole family
An easy to use claiming plugin called Residence
A ranking system that incentives ranking up
Isle of Gods is a small MC server. We have a small group who come on most days but I would like to welcome more players to liven the place up a bit. I want this server to be a happy relaxed place. Everything is pretty straight forward and easy to use, and there’s plenty of helpful players around if you have any questions!
Some Info:
A Small spawn point with the basic info before you head out in to the world.
A GUI Server shop & player shop
We are a PVE server as we come to play and help each other.
Everyone starts with 1000 Claim blocks which grow over time or you can buy more if your in a rush.
Phoenix Networks US/UK is a KitPVP server hosted by Slappy826_ You will most likely find me in-lobby there. Also 3 areas and kits to choose from.
Server is in development a little bit with kits but enjoy!
