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Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 9374 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more. We have this crazy storyline where you have to fight off a horde of evil chickens who are trying to take over the server. And get this, the final boss is a giant chicken with laser eyes. It’s so epic, bro.
So if you’re feeling like you’re not doing good enough in your mid 20s-30s, just hop on this server and all your problems will disappear. Trust me, bro, it’s the best decision you’ll ever make. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. You don’t want to miss it, bro. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior of all time!