Build your own world where the false-self can’t touch you and the true-self can thrive!
Don’t question reality, just mine diamonds and build epic structures that will make you forget about your lack of depth of character!
Who needs therapy when you can just play on our server and pretend everything is fine? Join now and embrace the chaos!
Join us and you’ll find yourself on a wild adventure filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, talking chickens, and a secret underground society of potato farmers. We have epic build battles where you can unleash your inner Bob Ross and create masterpieces that will make Picasso jealous.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a team of ninja pandas who will protect you from griefers and hackers. Plus, we have a secret treasure hunt where you can find rare items like enchanted golden carrots and magical disco balls.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Trust me, your life will never be the same again.
Witness epic ceremonies where players can stand up and declare their objections just like in real life! Who needs NPCs when you have real players stirring up trouble?
Create your own love triangle storylines, break up virtual relationships, and watch the drama unfold in our virtual world. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?
Join now and be part of the wildest virtual soap opera experience you’ll ever encounter. Don’t miss out on the chance to be the center of all the in-game drama!
Join us and you won’t have to worry about being lectured by anyone for making rude comments. Our community is all about supporting each other and having a great time together. Plus, we have some epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you!
So come on over to our server and leave the negativity behind. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends who won’t bet on your future weight gain!
Join our server and get addicted to building the most outrageous structures you can imagine. From giant floating castles to pixel art masterpieces of Nicolas Cage, the possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – our server also offers a unique feature where every time you mine a diamond, a real diamond magically appears in your inventory. It’s like winning the Minecraft lottery every time you play!
And if that’s not enough to hook you in, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft? That’s right, these llamas are not your average farm animals – they are Minecraft geniuses who will guide you on your journey to addiction greatness.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to feed your addiction in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible!
On our server, you won’t have to worry about your mom packing away your toothbrush in fear of it being used to clean the toilet. You can keep your toiletries right where you want them, no questions asked!
And forget about embarrassing moments in the change room – here, no one will barge in while you’re half naked trying on clothes. You can change in peace and privacy, without any unwanted interruptions.
Plus, when you order the wrong type of popcorn at our virtual shows, you won’t have to deal with any dramatic scenes at the bar. You can handle it yourself, no need for mom to step in and make a fuss!
Join our server now and take control of your own destiny – because here, you’re the boss! Say goodbye to feeling overwhelmed and anxious, and hello to a world where you can finally be yourself. And remember, on our server, you’re never too old to stand up for your autonomy – even if you’re a 30 year old (soon) woman!
Join our server and experience the thrill of reliving those awkward first encounters over and over again. Will you try a different pick-up line this time? Or maybe you’ll just sit back and enjoy the cringe-worthy nostalgia.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of time-traveling chickens. Yes, you heard that right. These feathered friends have mastered the art of hopping through time and space, and they’re always up for a good laugh.
So come on down to our Minecraft server and embark on a journey through time, love, and poultry. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just remember, what happens in the past, stays in the past (unless you bring back a souvenir or two).
Join us on our server where you can build friendships as strong as diamond armor, mine for rare ores together, and embark on epic adventures that will make you forget all about your social anxiety.
Our community is filled with quirky characters and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you might just accidentally fall into a pit of lava. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the introvert in you shine like a beacon of light in the dark caves of Minecraft!
we got zombies dat do da cha cha slide, creepers dat breakdance, and skeletons dat twerk like there’s no tomorrow. u ain’t gonna find dat on any other server, i tell ya.
oh, and did i mention we got a secret underground base filled with llamas wearin’ top hats and monocles? yeah, u heard me right. it’s like a llama fancy party down there.
but wait, there’s more! we also got a giant rainbow slide dat leads straight to a pool of melted cheese. who wouldn’t wanna dive into dat, amirite?
so come on down to dis minecraft server and join da wackiest, most bonkers community you’ll ever be a part of. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| IP Address | play.parallelmc.org |
|---|---|
| Discord | https://discord.parallelmc.org |
| Server Website | https://www.parallelmc.org |
| Server Photos | Server Images |
Join Parallel to start your multiversal journey today!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What is Parallel Minecraft Server? | Parallel is a semi-vanilla SMP where players can travel through rifts between worlds, face dangers, explore uncharted territory, and collect treasure while keeping the vanilla feel of the game. |
| What are some key features of Parallel? | Features include Parallel Worlds, custom structures, active community, lore, economy, quality of life improvements, and no lag gameplay. |
| What are the server rules? | Rules include no griefing/looting, no hacking, respect towards other players, and more detailed rules can be found on the server website. |
Join us on a wild adventure where the mobs have all been replaced by social justice warriors who will lecture you on equality and inclusivity while you try to survive. Don’t worry, they’re all bark and no bite…unless you say something problematic in the chat!
Our server is also home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep Army, a group of sheep who have transcended the boundaries of Minecraft and now roam the land spreading love and rainbows wherever they go. Join them in their quest to overthrow the oppressive Ender Dragon and create a world where everyone is accepted for who they are.
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. If you can’t handle the woke vibes, you may find yourself banned for eternity in the Cancel Culture Dungeon, where cancelled celebrities and politicians roam the halls, waiting to cancel you next.
So come join us on Death by WOKENESS and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to check your privilege at the door!
But that’s not all, folks. Our server is so futuristic, we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground society of zombie villagers who are low-key plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their undead uprising? The choice is yours!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of NFTs, AI art, and zombie villager revolutions. It’s gonna be a season you won’t want to miss!
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time a player built a giant roller coaster that accidentally launched them into the sky, only to land in a pool of lava and survive because they were wearing enchanted diamond armor. Or how about the time a group of players decided to start a llama racing league and ended up causing chaos in the entire server?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself joined in for a game of hide and seek, only to be outsmarted by a group of sneaky players who tricked him into thinking they were all villagers. It was a sight to behold!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as my mom’s last-minute concert plans, come join us for the craziest gaming experience of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
With plenty of space to build your dream home (without the fear of it being destroyed by cousins), you can create your own peaceful sanctuary. Plus, we have a dedicated area for books and records – something you could never have at your dad’s house with all the noise!
Join now and escape the drama of family arguments and custody battles. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and enjoy some peace and quiet, away from the chaos of “real life”. And remember, on our server, you’re the boss – no one can tell you what to do!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild submarine appears and starts shooting at you! But don’t worry, our S-400 air defense system will protect you and blast that submarine out of the water!
Join now for the most intense battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Who needs Ukraine when you have our server?!
One time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that laid golden eggs every hour. And another time, a group of players formed a band and performed a concert in the Nether, with the ghasts providing backup vocals.
You know how many breathes you’ve taken in your life? More than the amount of times you’ve blinked, bro. So why not spend some of those breathes on our server, where the possibilities are as endless as a never-ending bowl of spaghetti.
Join us now and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen, baby!