Oh, and get this, we have a secret underground base that’s filled with cake. Yeah, you heard me right, CAKE. And not just any cake, but like, enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. I know, it sounds insane, but it’s totally true.
And the best part? We have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on all the griefers. It’s like having your own personal bodyguard, but way cooler.
So, what have you accomplished this year? Probably not as much as you would if you joined our Minecraft SMP. Just saying.
Just like the OP’s brother, our players will try to assert dominance and claim ownership over everything in sight. But don’t worry, you can stand up for yourself just like the OP did and show them who’s boss!
With more twists and turns than a soap opera, this server will keep you on your toes and provide endless entertainment. So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself – because who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama?
Join our Minecraft server and embark on a journey to the land of endless possibilities!
Build your dream castle, battle fierce monsters, and make friends with fellow gamers who are just as crazy as you are!
But wait, there’s more! Our server has custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Our server is the perfect escape! Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, or just chill with some virtual friends.
And hey, who needs therapy when you can unleash your stress by punching trees and mining for diamonds? Trust us, it’s way more therapeutic.
So why wait? Join our server now and let your worries melt away in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough torches to survive the night.
Join our server and become part of the ultimate ex-smoker gang. We have epic quests like “The Great Nicotine Cleanse” and “The Battle of the Cigarette Butts.” Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will cheer you on as you resist the urge to light up.
So why wait? Join now and let’s kick some ash together! Remember, diamonds are forever, but cigarettes are just ashes in the wind. Let’s show those nicotine demons who’s boss!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can dance the night away while battling the most fearsome boss in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the elusive Creeper King, who grants wishes to those brave enough to find him.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what wacky shenanigans await you in this wild and unpredictable world.
Join us and experience the ultimate freedom that comes with building your own virtual world. No more mommy drama, no more guilt-trips for spending the night away from home. On our server, you can be the master of your own destiny (or at least your own blocky castle).
We’ve got therapists on standby to help you work through any mommy issues that may arise while mining for diamonds. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new therapist buddy to commiserate with over a virtual campfire.
So, say goodbye to living under the thumb of your girlfriend’s mom and hello to a world where the only controlling force is your own creativity. Join our server today and start building the life you’ve always dreamed of (without any meddling in-laws in sight)!
Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you could ever imagine. From riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes to building a giant toilet-shaped house, the possibilities are endless!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame this majestic beast will be granted unlimited riches and eternal glory.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. Who knows, you might just stumble upon that one piece of wisdom that changes your life forever (or at least gives you a good laugh)!
mc.choruscraft.net
Nobility Craft was created to be a unique and enjoyable place to play, that doesn’t have some of the drama and restrictions that other servers have. We are a more mature/adult themed server. While this doesn’t mean “No kids allowed”, some profanity is allowed here, so do not play here if it offends you. Racism, discrimination, and harassment are absolutely NOT allowed on this server!
Server Owner: Eledore
NobilityCraft server is running on two high end dedicated machines and has virtually no lag.
nobilitycraft.com
Welcome to CreativeInfinity – a Minecraft server for builders that allows your wildest creations to come to life. Discover a friendly community of like-minded players that’s open and accepting of everyone. Design, build and share without any boundaries beyond those of your imagination!
Here’s a brief rundown of CreativeInfinity’s most noteworthy features: – Choose from Small, Medium and Large Plotworlds – Free Cross Server WorldEdit, VoxelSniper and Custom Commands – Custom Plugins – Plot Passwords – Get Promoted for your Build with Plotchecks – Plots are Fully Protected and Backed up Everyday – Constant Updates Offer New Features, Improvements & More
Join us today on creativemc.world
creativemc.world
KraynickCraft Needs Some Extra Members. We Have A Responsible Staff And Friendly Members. Recently We Have Added A Factions, A New Spawn And Updated To 1.7.5 And Need Some Help From New People For New Stuff. We Plan On Adding A PVP Arena And Spleef. What We Can Do Is Turn KraynickCraft From A Great Server, To An Awesome One. So Join Today!!
198.143.146.205
Build at Night is a building focused, semi-vanilla server with a friendly active player base and a mature staff. Ranks and additional permissions are earned by building structures, we do NOT take donations. The main world is Survival. Contests are usually held in a separate Creative world.
buildatnight.com
FUN! MINIGAMES! ECONOMY! MANY MANY THINGS! FRIENDLY A survival server with a central spawn teleporting you to your choice of biome, featuring no fall damage, no block damage from mobs, no fire spread, and more. There’s self-serve security, a basic economy, custom drops, and access to multiple commands including sethome, home, spawn, and for registered members, teleporting commands! Tons to do, like learning how to capture horses! Parkour in our temple of cats! Mature players are welcome anytime! Come live it up with us!
licencetomine.tritonone.com
server without admins, fully automatic, city with plots, shop, freebuild, creative mode, pvp arena, sky block, always the latest version
minecraft.eudia-webber.eu
Welcome, we are a new upcoming server network launching ourselves into the communtiy, with custom plugins and everything!
198.24.171.30
Server Name: Polandcraft Server Locale: New York, United States Website: polandraft.wikia.com Server Address/IP: polandcraft.org Version: 1.7.4 Game Play Type/s: [PvP][Anarchy][Factions]
Rules: Generally just don’t be a dick and spawn kill newbies, let people get a fair way out (there’s pvp timer for this).
Mod List: Factions, Essentials, Worldedit, Worldguard, Tree mod, Potions, Book mod, pvp timer
Admin: Hudson9700
polandcraft.org
Baldur’s Gate is a great PVP, Raiding, Griefing server! No Factions because factions suck!
192.169.44.8:25585