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  • MeowCraft Minecraft Server

    MeowCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    > Join our Minecraft server and become the most fabulous player in the game! We have custom hairstyles, skincare routines, and even a bleach your asshole feature for that extra glow! Who needs women when you can be the hottest player in the virtual world? Join now and slay with your fabulousness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BdayBashBattleGFNotReady

    BdayBashBattleGFNotReady

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dating someone who only puts effort into their appearance when they feel like it? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life relationships by building your dream world where everyone always looks fabulous, no messy buns in sight!

    On our server, you can create the perfect date night setting without worrying about your partner showing up in baggy clothes and a messy bun. Build a romantic restaurant or a cozy cabin in the woods, where you can enjoy a virtual dinner with your pixelated partner who always looks stunning.

    And if you ever feel like your virtual girlfriend isn’t putting in enough effort, just hit her with a virtual diamond pickaxe and make her change into a nicer outfit. No need for awkward conversations or fights, just pure Minecraft fun!

    So come join us on our server and leave all your relationship drama behind. Who needs a real girlfriend when you can have a perfectly styled virtual one? Join now and start building your dream world, where everyone always looks fabulous!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NightlyClean Minecraft Server

    NightlyClean Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of nighttime showers? Look no further! Join our server and escape the tyranny of bedtime cleanliness rules imposed by your significant other. Our server is a safe haven for all those who dare to defy the shower-at-night norm. Plus, rumor has it that our pixelated pigs are experts at giving hygiene advice. So come on, join us and let’s wash away the drama together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Toes in the Dirt

    Toes in the Dirt

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we scrub between our toes for good luck before every battle! our players have the cleanest feet in all of minecraft land, and we dominate the competition with our extra toe-scrubbing powers. plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret toe-scrubbing mini game where you can win rare items and power-ups. so what are you waiting for? scrub those toes and join us now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TowelTroubleCraft

    TowelTroubleCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us for the most epic quests and challenges that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds like a pro, and battle against mythical creatures that will test your skills to the max.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy that even your beard will be in for a wild ride. Just like how J’s beard holds onto smells after meals, our server will hold onto your memories forever. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a magical towel that can wipe away all your worries (just don’t use it for dishes)!

    So come on, join us on this insane Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs soap when you have a world full of endless possibilities? Don’t be an AITA, be a legend in our blocky universe!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Insults Drive GDP Haircuts

    Insults Drive GDP Haircuts

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, this minecraft server is like the ultimate place to escape all the haters and hairdressers trying to bring you down, ya know? Like, you can build your own world and show off your epic haircuts to all the other players. Plus, like, if you join, you’ll get a free diamond sword to slay all those haters who try to diss your sick style. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground salon where you can get the freshest cuts in all of Minecraft. So come join us, and let’s show the world that hairdresser cars are actually super cool.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Hairy Legs Minecraft Server

    Hairy Legs Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of living in a world where everyone has hairy legs? Come join our Minecraft server where everyone is required to have smooth, silky legs at all times! Our server is so smooth, even the creepers shave their legs before exploding. Join us for a hair-free adventure like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • GrampsVsGrandkid Ugly Showdown

    GrampsVsGrandkid Ugly Showdown

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the drama of real life? Join us and leave your pimples and patch-wearing grandpa behind! Our server is a patch-free zone where you can build, mine, and explore without any judgment about your skincare routine.

    We promise no one will call you ugly here, unless you build an ugly house – then all bets are off. So come join us and leave the drama at the door, because on our server, the only thing that’s ugly is your friend’s cobblestone tower. Join now and let’s build some pixelated paradise together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PixelatedBeauty: Minecraft SMP – Do Looks Really Matter? How Much of Your Life is Influenced by Blocks?

    PixelatedBeauty: Minecraft SMP – Do Looks Really Matter? How Much of Your Life is Influenced by Blocks?

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Join our wacky SMP where looks are everything! We have a strict dress code that includes wearing a tutu on Tuesdays and a top hat on Thursdays. Failure to comply will result in being banished to the Nether for eternity. But hey, at least you’ll look fabulous while you’re there!

    Our server is home to the most stylish players in the Minecraft universe. We have fashion shows every weekend where players compete to see who can create the most outrageous outfit. The winner receives a diamond-encrusted crown and bragging rights for the week.

    But it’s not all about looks on our server. We also have epic quests and challenges that will test your skills and creativity. Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a fierce dragon who only responds to compliments about his scales.

    So if you’re ready to ditch the drab and embrace the fab, join our SMP today! Who knows, you might just become the most fashionable player in all of Minecraft.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • StiffedCraft: WIBTAH Wax Ladies

    StiffedCraft: WIBTAH Wax Ladies

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a new Minecraft server? Look no further! Our server is like getting a Brazilian wax – intimate and exciting! Join us and leave a good tip of fun and craziness!

    Imagine this: you’ve been mining and crafting with us for years, leaving behind a trail of diamonds and laughs. But then, one day, you stumble upon a new server that leaves you with only 7% of the fun you used to have. That’s just disrespectful!

    Don’t be an asshole, join our server where the only thing getting waxed is our sense of humor. Leave behind the old and embrace the new, where the blocks are always hot and the tips are always generous. Come on, don’t be shy – join us today and let the fun begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP