I called up my Minecraft girlfriend to tell her to stop spending our in-game currency so frivolously. I mean, we need to save up for that enchanted diamond sword, right? But she got all huffy and said it felt like I didn’t trust her with our virtual funds. Like, come on, babe, it’s just pixels!
Long story short, she finally removed my card from her Minecraft Apple Pay, and now we can start fresh with our savings. So, if you want to join our Minecraft server, where the drama is as real as the diamonds, come on over! Just be prepared for some serious in-game financial discussions and maybe a few virtual therapy sessions.
But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our SMP and embark on a quest to reclaim your stolen riches, facing off against mobs, rival players, and maybe even a dragon or two along the way. With no rules and no limits, the only way to survive is to adapt, improvise, and most importantly, hoard as many diamonds as you can.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience the thrill of losing everything and fighting tooth and nail to get it back, all while laughing maniacally at the sheer absurdity of it all? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to thrive in a world where chaos reigns supreme!
Not only will you be able to show off your wealth in the most extravagant way possible, but you’ll also have the chance to participate in our weekly “Diamonds for Days” event, where players compete to see who can collect the most diamonds in a single day. The winner gets to rename the server to whatever they want for a whole week – last week it was called “The Land of Llamas and Lollipops”!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden vault somewhere on the server filled with stacks upon stacks of enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover its location and claim the treasure for yourself? Join now and find out!
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons. Legend has it that this player became the most powerful warrior in all the land, slaying dragons and creepers with ease.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that grants wishes to anyone who can find it. Want a flying pig as a pet? Done. Want to ride a rainbow into battle? Easy peasy.
And let’s not forget about our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to build the craziest and most ridiculous structures imaginable. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, the creativity knows no bounds.
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server!
But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring luck and fortune to those who can find it. Rumor has it that anyone who manages to tame the Diamond Pig will be blessed with endless riches and power. Are you up for the challenge?
So why waste your money on material possessions when you can invest in a virtual world full of adventure, excitement, and the chance to become the wealthiest player in all the land? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your journey to pixelated prosperity!
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| RulerCraft: The World Is Yours | |
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| What RulerCraft offers: | |
| Earth: | Full scale world of Earth with all continents, ores and different biomes. |
| Towny: | Can start your own towns and nations or join another town or nation. |
| Cultures & Religions: | Custom set of cultures and religions to choose from for your towns. |
| Economy: | Dynamic and fair economy with automatic price changes and trading ships. |
| Perks: | Custom system with 54 different perks to choose from such as Flying in Towns, Custom Warp, Personal Hologram, and more. |
| Senate: | Players vote on new features, staff promotions, ban appeals, and more. |
| Good community: | Toxic behavior and drama not tolerated. |
| Righteous staff: | Staff chosen by players and follow staff guidelines. |
| Optional PvP: | Players choose whether to enable PvP. |
| SiegeWar & Custom War System: | Utilize SiegeWar and custom War System for warfare. |
| Quarries & Treasure Ships: | Nations can fight over production sites for money. |
| Dungeons: | Custom dungeons and Bosses with EXP and loot rewards. |
| Java & Bedrock support: | Play on any device. |
Simply use the IP address play.rulercraft.com to connect to the server.
Yes, with the Towny feature, you can start your own towns and nations or join existing ones.
Yes, RulerCraft offers a custom set of cultures and religions for you to choose from for your towns.
RulerCraft features a dynamic and fair economy with automatic price changes and trading ships scattered around the Earth.
There are 54 different perks and bonuses to choose from, including Flying in Towns, Custom Warp, Personal Hologram, Automatic Chest Sorting, Night Vision, Fire Resistance, and more.
You can participate in the Senate, where players vote on new features, staff promotions, ban appeals, and more.
Yes, players can choose whether to enable PvP or not. Those with a red name have PvP enabled and can be killed.
RulerCraft features custom dungeons such as Aztec Temple, End Temple, Creeper Tomb, and Underwater Temple with challenging custom bosses and loot rewards.
Yes, RulerCraft supports both Java and Bedrock versions, allowing you to play on any device you choose.
For more information, visit the RulerCraft website and join the Discord server for community updates and discussions.
Embark on quests to uncover hidden secrets and navigate through family dynamics that are more complicated than redstone contraptions. Will you be able to handle the pressure and come out victorious, or will you be banned from the family home like a creeper in the night?
Join us now for a server experience that will leave you questioning your every move, just like the time when your FIL accused you of being rude for speaking your mind. Are you ready for the ultimate challenge? Let the drama begin!
Imagine a world where you can clean, reply to emails, and even look away from your screen without any judgment. Our server is the perfect place to escape to when you need a break from the demands of your BF or GF.
Don’t worry about dropping everything to take a call – on our server, you can multitask to your heart’s content without any guilt trips. Join now and experience the freedom of gaming without relationship drama. Who knew Minecraft could be so liberating?
| Server | game.minerealm.com |
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| Website | minerealm.com |
| Rules | minerealm.com/rules/ |
About MineRealm:
From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!
We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.
| Question | Answer |
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| How long has MineRealm been running? | MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010, making it the third longest running legit survival SMP server. |
| How many unique players has MineRealm welcomed? | MineRealm has welcomed over 265,000 unique players since its launch. |
| What are the core gameplay principles of MineRealm? | MineRealm strives to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while also adding additional meta-gameplay that is fully optional. |
We got flying pigs that can kick you in the face, like what were those pilots thinking, am I right?
Come on, man, you gotta experience the thrill of getting up close and personal with our flying farm animals.
It’s like a crazy dream come true, but in blocky pixel form.
Don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now and prepare to have your mind blown!