Vending Machine Vendetta!

Vendetta, AITA, carpool, friendship expectations, financial assistance

The Eldritch Ride-Along Digest – A Minecraft Server Beyond Your Comprehension

Welcome, brave wanderer, to the Eldritch Ride-Along server! Here, the code of reality bends, friendships fray, and the unyielding drama of pixelated existence reveals itself in the most unusual ways.

🚗 Commute of the Damned

Picture this: you’ve been ferrying a spectral coworker across the obsidian deserts for two years—sacrificing your precious time and resources for the sake of Minecraft currency and soda. But in this realm, nothing is quite what it seems. Beneath the shiny facade of blocky friendly neighborhood rides lurks a tension so palpable, it could only be woven in the unending tapestry of chaos.

What makes Eldritch Ride-Along Special?

Gaslight My Ride: Experience the twisted joy of giving and receiving—or is that just a curse? Fulfilling quests involves transporting disgruntled NPCs who are apparently too good to spare a pixel or two.
The Forbidden Dollar: Encounter the mysterious currency known only as the Dollar of Dread. Lend it to a friend? Never! Watch their faces twist in horror as you demand payment!
Perilous Drop-Off Points: Will they alight safely at their destinations, or vanish into the Abyss of Oblivion? You decide!

👥 Player Testimonials

"I asked for a ride to the nether! He failed me as friendship demanded!" — u/NetherBoundMisery
"I thought this server was about crafting, but my soul got sold for a redstone block." — u/CursedCrafter420

❓ FAQ (A Portal to Nowhere)

Q: Why is my friend refusing to pay back? A: The void speaks only in riddles; your friendship is but an illusion!
Q: What’s the purpose of the ride-along? A: Perhaps it’s a test of loyalty. Or an elaborate joke by the Elders of Chaos. Probably the latter.

📜 The Eldritch Backstory

Legend tells of the Great Deceit—a time when commuters forgot their worth, driving endlessly while only the shadows of camaraderie lingered. Is your persistent aiding an act of brilliance or folly? Summon your inner philosopher and join this swirling ride through nether and overworld!

🚨 Warnings and Conspiracies

This server was banned in 12 countries. We won’t tell you why! Just note the glitches in local law enforcement’s matrix.
Sometimes, the spirit of your ungrateful passenger may haunt the car forever. Ghosts don’t give back rides or dollars!

Join the Madness!

You’re not just entering a server; you’re stepping into a cult of existential dread! Grab your diamond pickaxe, prepare your mental fortitude, and join us now—your ride awaits! The path will twist into unknown dimensions, and the secrets of the server will peel like an onion, each layer more disconcerting than the last!

Dive into madness. Question your life choices. Become one with the Eldritch Ride-Along.

CloudCraft SMPHermitcraft-ESQ1.216/15/2024 reset

121server, Minecraft, +18, 121vanilla, 1.21

ABOUT US

Welcome to CloudCraft! We are a smaller whitelisted SMP focused on a vanilla multiplayer experience, and we are looking for a few more people to join us for our 1.21 reset on Saturday, June 15th.

Our server takes some inspiration from HermitCraft and other similar SMPS. Some of our community aspects include a spawn island town (includes starter houses, town hall, shops, etc.), community farms, nether hub, arcade with games, dragon fight event, and more. See below or here for some images of our past servers. In the past our server has been annually reset for the latest update, followed by 4-6 months of regular server activity (server will stay up the rest of the year until the next reset). This upcoming reset will be the five-year anniversary of our CloudCraft server!

SERVER INFO

Server Location: United StatesVersion: Vanilla 1.21Start date: Saturday, June 15, 2023Server Host: Bloom Host 8GBDatapacks:afk display, anti enderman grief, armour statues, durability ping, more mob heads, player head drops, multiplayer sleep, silence mobs, double shulker shells, and wandering trader mini blocks.Additionally, we have phantoms disabled due to popular demand and several custom crafting recipes (mainly decorative blocks to make large scale builds easier).

We will also be using the simple voice chat fabric mod which simply adds proximity chat on the server. Any other fabric mod used is for server performance only and the experience is still a vanilla SMP.

RULES

No Unapproved Mods/Cheating (Mini Maps + Optifine/Sodium are Allowed)

PVP is allowed ONLY if the other player or players agrees to fight.

No Duping – TNT “Explosion” Duping is Allowed (e.g. tree farm, auto concrete, world eater, etc.)

Must use Discord and be 18+

Treat others with Respect

No Personal Use of Public Areas (Personal Farms Using: Spawn Chunks, End Spawn Platform, Community End Portal, etc.)

WHITELIST APPLICATION

Please copy the questions below and reply to this thread or message us directly with your application. You will be invited to the discord if accepted.

Name you want to go by:

Minecraft IGN:

Where you are from(country/timezone):

Age (18+ only):

Discord username (if not comfortable posting feel free to DM it to me if accepted) :

Tell us about yourself:

What’s your favorite thing to do on a Minecraft server/world (Ex. Building/Redstone):

Please insert screenshots of your best builds:

161.129.180.207

Lonely World: The Only Server Where You Can Be Lonely Together

comfort, ELYTRA, Vanilla, Server, new

A Lonely World Server Overview

Version	1.20.6
Java IP	minecraft.deyedrale.com
Bedrock IP	96.40.68.97

For more information and to join the server, visit their Discord or Planet Minecraft page.

A Semi-Anarchy Vanilla PvP world for players who want a truly expansive experience, with no pay-to-win features and anti-cheat measures in place.

Players can feel safe spawning into their own unique corner of the expansive world, but should be prepared for new players who may disrupt their peace.

Technical Information:

No Elytra flight
The nether roof is not accessible
Boats will only work in water

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Why choose A Lonely World server?

A Lonely World offers a fresh vanilla world for players to establish their presence in a vast, expanding environment without pay-to-win features.

Is the server safe to play on?

With anti-cheat measures and X-ray prevention in place, the server strives to provide a fair and balanced gameplay experience.

What can I expect in terms of gameplay?

Players can spawn into their own corner of the world, but should be aware that new players may disrupt their peace as the world expands.

Are there any restrictions on gameplay?

Currently, the server restricts Elytra flight, access to the nether roof, and limits boat use to water for server stability.

SonicCraft Server – Gotta Go Fast!

Sonic the Hedgehog #71, Sonic the Hedgehog #70, pixel world, OC info, Sonic the Hedgehog Annual 2024

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – Sonic the Hedgehog General! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from Sonic X Shadow Generations to Sonic Rumble and beyond!

But that’s not all – did you know that Sonic and Shadow are set to perform a live concert at Summer Game Fest 2024? And don’t even get us started on Amy Rose’s Fortune Card Deck – it’s so powerful, it’ll make your Minecraft enemies run in fear!

Oh, and did we mention that Sonic the Hedgehog 3 is set to release on December 20, 2024? Get ready to speed through new adventures and challenges like never before!

So why wait? Join us on this wild ride through the Sonic universe, where chaos reigns and fun never ends. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself racing against Sonic himself in a pixelated world of pure excitement!

SlurpCraft Minecraft Server

SlurpCraft, DELICIOUS, appetizer, party food, finger food

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, come join us on our server where the dip is always flowing and the party never stops!

We’ve got a secret recipe for our dip that will have you slurping it down faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”. Trust us, once you’ve tasted this dip, you’ll never want to leave.

But that’s not all – we’ve got legendary tales of players who have found hidden treasures deep within the mines, including a diamond sword that shoots fireballs and a pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Just be sure to bring your appetite for adventure (and dip)!

CarCrafters: WIBTA?

stepson, ENTITLEMENT, CAR, parenting, family dynamics

Are you tired of dealing with disrespectful stepkids who think you’re the devil? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of building, mining, and crafting, where the only monsters you’ll encounter are the ones in the game.

Just like this stepson who thinks he can get away with anything, our server is full of surprises and challenges. Take on the role of a fearless adventurer and conquer the virtual world with your friends.

And hey, if you ever need a break from the drama at home, our server is the perfect escape. No need for a car here – just hop on your trusty virtual steed and ride into the sunset (or maybe just into a cave full of diamonds).

So come join us and leave the real-life monsters behind. Who knows, you might even find some new friends who appreciate you for the awesome player you are. See you in the game!

FruitNinjaCraft

fruit choices, fruit diversity, FruitNinjaCraft, fruit exploration, fruit recommendations

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the fruitiest one out there! We’re not talking about your average apples and bananas, oh no. We’re all about the underrated fruits here. Join us and feast on the juiciest durian, the spikiest rambutan, and the weirdest looking horned melon you’ve ever seen!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Fruit Warriors, a group of players who have mastered the art of fruit-based combat. Watch as they battle it out with watermelon swords and pineapple grenades, all in the name of fruity glory.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where the fruit is always fresh and the fun never stops. Who knows, you might even discover a new favorite fruit along the way!

EUkraineCraft Minecraft Server

european union, process, Partnership, Start, Minecraft

OMG u guys, dis server is like the Ukraine and Moldova of Minecraft servers, ready to join the EU of epicness! Commission says it’s gonna be LIT AF! Join now for a chance to negotiate your way to the top and become a Minecraft legend. We promise there will be no boring political talks, just pure fun and chaos. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get a special power-up that turns all your enemies into chickens. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

NusieratNuked8Terrorists

UN school strike, violence, CASUALTIES, MIDDLE EAST, idf

Yo, come join our lit Minecraft server where we blow up more terrorists than the IDF! We’re like a bunch of crazy ninjas taking down baddies left and right. Our server is so epic, even the UN is keeping track of our kill count. Join now and be part of the action-packed madness! Who needs diamonds when you can have explosions and chaos all day long? Let’s goooooo! 🚀💣🔥

JudgementalCraft

self worth, social behavior, criticism, self-perception, peer pressure

join dis server if u wanna see some real dramaaaa! we got people judgin’ errything like it’s a dang competition. u can watch as they make fools of themselves while u sit back and laugh. plus, u can be as unremarkable as u want and no one will even notice cuz they too busy bein’ all judgy and stuff. come join da fun and see what all da fuss is about!

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