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CraftedTunes & BlockBeats

song preferences, favorite song, most loved songs, song of choice, favorite tune

Welcome to the quirkiest block of insanity in the Minecraft multiverse! Are you tired of boring servers where the most exciting thing is harvesting crops? Well, get ready for a pixelated adventure that’ll have you questioning your very existence, while giggling like a maniac!

Why Join Us? Let’s Count the Reasons!

The Singing Cactus Choir: Ever wanted to hear a cactus belt out your favorite songs? Well, buckle up, because in this server, when you chat—cacti sing! And not just any songs; they turn your conversations into heartwarming, autotuned ballads! Forget Taylor Swift; you’ll be serenaded by “I Knew You Were a Block When You Walked In.”
Epic Pig Rodeos: Every Saturday, we host an outrageous pig rodeo where players must ride our genetically enhanced pigs that wear tiny sombreros. Trust us, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve seen your friend get flung into a mountain after a pig does a backflip. The last rider standing wins a crown made entirely out of diamond blocks and absolute bragging rights for eternity!
Pyramid Schemes with Actual Pyramids: No, we’re not talking about finances; we’re talking about rolling into the desert and stumbling upon a pyramid that changes its traps each day! Yesterday, it was filled with friendly mobs offering terrible advice, and today? Glistening loot guarded by a grumpy sphinx that rhymes everything it says! Solve its riddle or dive into a lava pit—talk about a fiery fate!
The Holiday Dragon: Forget about survival; we’ve got a dragon that only appears when you build a snowman on a summer day. Why? Because why wouldn’t a snowman need a pet dragon? This dragon eats cookies and occasionally showers players with snowflakes that can make you bounce. Join us to become a bouncing legend!
UFO Sightings: The Minecraft Edition: We’ve got UFOs flying around, and they don’t come in peace. Instead, they come to abduct your entire inventory! Bring your own tinfoil hat and join the conspiracy theory club as we try to figure out whether the mysterious blocks in the sky are aliens or just prankster Endermen with a playful sense of humor.
Mob Therapy Sessions: Ever thought about how zombies feel? Or why skeletons want to shoot arrows at you? Join our weekly therapy sessions where mobs share their feelings. You’ll be amazed at the drama unfolding between a creeper and its emotional attachment to explosions!

So, why wait? Grab your pickaxe, don your silliest skin, and dive headfirst into the most ludicrous block party of your life! Who knows, you might just end up with a pet singing cactus, a crown, and a best friend in a pig! Come on down and become an integral part of this wacky tale!

Smells Like Minecraft SMP

joyful fragrances, olfactory memories, sensory nostalgia, personal favorites, calming scents

Yo guys, listen up! You ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s basically like being kicked in the face by a rainbow while eating pizza on the moon? Well, boy do I have the SMP for you!

First off, THIS SERVER HAS A FLYING COW THAT GIVES FREE ENCHANTED DIAMONDS. No joke! I was chilling in the nether looking for some ender pearls, and BOOM! This cow just swoops down and starts dropkicking me with bling bling. I don’t even know how that works, but I got a full set of Prot 4 diamond gear and a confused llama in a party hat!

Also, there’s this legend about a mysterious tree in the enchanted forest that grants wishes! But plot twist: if you don’t make your wish correctly, it’ll turn you into a block of screaming obsidian! Like, what even is that? But who cares, right? I mean, who hasn’t wanted to be a really moody rock at some point in their life?

Oh, and don’t forget about the Creeper Challenge Fridays! Every Friday you’re challenged to look a creeper dead in the eyes and tell it your deepest secret… and if it doesn’t blow up, you get a free snack! I once told a creeper that I love pineapple on pizza, and IT JUST SAT THERE, judging me like my mom used to do. But guess what? I got a cookie! Win-win!

Not to mention the weekly “Steve Olympics.” You can compete in events like block building AND ultimate boat racing in lava! Who knew Minecraft physics would make me consider professional Minecraft tourism? The winner of the Olympics gets a statue made of gold blocks depicting their avatar doing backflips with a bunch of cats around them. Talk about immortalizing your “biggest failure” moment with style!

AND GUESS WHAT?! We have a friendly rivalry with the SMP next door, which is literally just a server filled with people who ONLY build dirt huts and think it’s an art form. Gotta love that cringe, right? Just imagine the drama, like watching a bunch of ants bicker over a crumb!

So seriously, JOIN THIS SERVER NOW or be prepared for a lifetime of “what ifs” and uneaten tacos in the fridge. It’s literally the ONLY place where you’ll find flying cows, enchanted trees that might curse you, and a chance to become the most feared block of obsidian! What are you waiting for? GET IN HERE! 🍕✨🚀

MineFave Minecraft Server

favored possessions, beloved items, cherished possessions, preferred items, most loved things

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old thing? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding on a giant chicken through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil unicorns with diamond swords.

But that’s not all! How about building a house out of candy canes and living among a tribe of friendly pandas who throw epic dance parties every night?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the chance to uncover hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you superpowers like the ability to fly or shoot fireballs from your fingertips?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let your imagination run wild! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and whimsy!

HorizonsReborn: Where we pretend to be adults in a blocky world with new boogers, I mean, new updates! 1.20.1

Announcements, photos, hermitcraft, discord server, Community

HorizonsReborn Minecraft Server
Type	Semi-vanilla Java Minecraft Server
Community	Small, established, mature, and friendly
Focus	Community projects and events
Whitelist	Yes, to ensure safe and friendly environment
Discord Server	For communication with players and events
Links	Photos \| Discord

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server? A: Join our Discord server and follow the application process to get whitelisted.

Q: What is the server focus? A: We focus on community projects and events to bring players together.

Q: Is the server environment friendly? A: Yes, we have a strict no harassment, trolling, or toxicity policy.

Q: Are new players welcome? A: Yes, we are always looking for new players to join our friendly community.

Q: Can I participate in events? A: Yes, if you are whitelisted, you will be notified about events on our Discord server.

Q: How can I communicate with other players? A: Join our Discord server where you can interact with other players and participate in Voice Chats.

Q: Are there any community rules? A: Yes, all information, announcements, and rules are available on our Discord server.

Q: Can I see photos of the server? A: Yes, you can view photos of the server on our Imgur link provided.

Feel free to ask any other questions on our Discord server!

Ye Olde Blocky Times: NostalgiaCraft

longing, society, patriotism, progress, sentiment

Are you tired of adulting and wish you could go back to the good ol’ days of 2010-2013 when life was simpler and the internet was a wild and crazy place? Well, do I have the Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and relive the glory days of the early 2010s when memes were dank, music was autotuned, and everyone was obsessed with bacon. Build pixelated monuments to your favorite internet sensations like Nyan Cat and Keyboard Cat. Battle it out in epic PvP matches using only outdated memes as weapons. And don’t forget to mine for diamonds while blasting Gangnam Style on repeat.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who is rumored to be the ghost of a Minecraft player who died from laughing too hard at a Rickroll prank. Will you be brave enough to seek out Herobrine and challenge him to a dance-off?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the nostalgia flow as you embark on a hilarious journey back to the golden age of the internet. Just be sure to bring plenty of bacon and autotune with you!

TrashCraft: Where even the NASB2 roster can thrive!

multiplayer, Feedback, video game, Competition, Roster

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with rosters full of noobs? Look no further than our server, where the roster is so trash, it’s practically a dumpster fire! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to blow up unsuspecting players. So if you’re ready for a challenge and some laughs, come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around!

KawaiiCraft: SakuraMiko’s LOL Server

#youtube, hololive, cover songs, Music, SakuraMikos

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be for all your blocky adventures!

Join us for epic quests, insane builds, and wild shenanigans that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll gain access to exclusive content like Sakura Miko’s 3D streams playlist and original cover songs playlist. Plus, you can even hop on the MikoBoat and sail the seven seas of Minecraft in style.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Trust us, once you’ve experienced our server, you’ll never want to leave.

CheeseCraft: Where even the ‘disgusting’ becomes deliciously fun!

repugnant, Foul, odious, Hideous, gross

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a piece of unseasoned chicken? Well, come join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (not literally, that would be messy)!

Picture this: you spawn in and are immediately greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep wearing top hats and monocles. Why, you ask? Because on our server, even the sheep have style!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land riding a giant chicken and challenging players to epic dance-offs. Rumor has it that if you can out-dance Blocky Bob, he will grant you three wishes. Just make sure one of those wishes isn’t for more dance-offs, because that guy never gets tired!

And let’s not forget about our exclusive “Lava Surfing” mini-game, where players can ride on a surfboard made of obsidian while dodging flaming zombies and lava flows. It’s like a day at the beach, but with more danger and less sunscreen!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!