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Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 6525 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 9 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
We have so many achievements to unlock, just like my boyfriend’s resume! And if you’re feeling a little too proud of your skills, don’t worry – we’ll bring you back down to earth faster than my boyfriend’s next resignation letter.
Join now and experience the thrill of financial instability just like my boyfriend! Who needs a stable income when you have the excitement of not knowing if you’ll have a job tomorrow? Plus, maybe you’ll even find a work enemy to spice things up – just like my boyfriend does at every new job!
So come on, join our server and see if you have what it takes to stick it out through the tough times, just like I’m trying to make my boyfriend do with his current job. And hey, if you can’t handle the pressure, at least you’ll have a good excuse to rage quit – just like my boyfriend does every time!