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HotCraft: Rank Yourself 1-10!

Appearance, attractiveness, beauty, Confidence, HotCraft, hotness, personal evaluation, RANK, Ranking, scale, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assessment, self-confidence, self-image, self-perception

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5512
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Are you a solid 11 on the hotness scale? Then you need to join our Minecraft server, where only the hottest players are allowed! We have a strict dress code of diamond armor only, because anything less would just be a fashion disaster. Plus, our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to date us. So come join us and show off your hotness while building epic structures and slaying mobs like a boss!

BlockyDeathWish

afterlife beliefs, BlockyDeathWish, Choices, chosen ending, death, dying process, dying wishes, end of life, eternal rest, final destination, final exit, final moments, last breath, Life after death., mortality, peaceful passing, personal decisions, Preferences, preferred death, preferred method, ultimate fate

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9989
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is getting blown up by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose how you die! Want to go out in a blaze of glory fighting a horde of zombies? Done. Prefer to be squished by a giant slime? We can make it happen. The possibilities are endless!

Join our server and embark on crazy adventures where the only limit is your imagination. Build a roller coaster that launches you into a pool of lava, or create a maze filled with deadly traps that will leave your friends scratching their heads (and respawning).

So why wait? Join us today and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, the only way out is in a spectacularly ridiculous death of your choosing!

CraftyConscious

awakening, awakening of consciousness, Being, Consciousness, Cosmic, Cosmic Consciousness, CraftyConscious, Deep thought, enlightenment, Existence, Existential, first, History, introspection, Metaphysical, Origin, Philosophical, SELF AWARENESS, self-realization, Universe, Wake Up

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8495
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Buildings Constructed:	30
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Potions Brewed:	59

and decided to create a Minecraft server like no other. this server is so lit, even the creepers are doing the floss dance. if you join, you’ll be greeted by a talking pig who will guide you through the land of rainbow sheep and flying llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground maze filled with diamonds and golden apples. Legend has it that whoever finds the end of the maze will be granted three wishes by a magical chicken.

Oh, did I mention that our server is also home to a tribe of friendly aliens who love to trade with players? They have technology beyond your wildest dreams, like jetpacks and laser guns. Just be careful not to accidentally start a galactic war while trading with them.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the entire universe. Or at least the ruler of our server, which is pretty much the same thing.

GordoniaCraft: Permian Edition

craniomandibular, dicynodont therapsid, Edition, extinct genus, Gordonia traquairi, GordoniaCraft, Late Permian, Micro-CT data, neuroanatomy, permian, scotland

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4133
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mines Excavated:	4195	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	269	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

come join our minecraft server, where we have DINOSAURS AND ALIENS AND STUFF. we got this one dino called Gordonia traquairi and it’s like the coolest thing ever. it’s from SCOTLAND, so you know it’s gonna be epic.

we got MICRO-CT data that reveals all this crazy info about its brain and jaw and stuff. like, who even knew dinosaurs had brains? mind = BLOWN.

so if you wanna explore ancient worlds and uncover the mysteries of prehistoric creatures, then you gotta join our server. plus, we have pizza parties every friday. so like, what are you waiting for? JOIN NOW and let’s get this dino party started! 🦖🍕🎉

DestroyCraft Server

America, control, Corruption, DestroyCraft, Destroys, Destruction, DIVISIVE, Government, Goyim, influence, Manipulation, Personal, Political, Politics, Possibility, power, Propaganda, rational politics, Server, single handedly, society

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8497
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we single-handedly destroy any possibility of rational politics in America! Join us as we build giant monuments to chaos and mayhem, all while laughing maniacally at the goyim. Who needs rationality when you can have pure, unadulterated chaos? Come join us and watch the world burn (in Minecraft, of course)!

GarbageCraft Minecraft Server

bad writing, Boring, DISAPPOINTING, Disliked, dull, FEMINIST, Garbage, GarbageCraft, HATED, Leela, Minecraft, no personality, Overrated, poorly executed, Race, sad doggo, Server, Slow, unengaging, uninteresting, Unoriginal, whiny moments

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1807
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Star Shards Collected:	137
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Buildings Constructed:	31
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers with characters that have next to no personality? Look no further, our server is here to save you from the dullness of other servers! Join us for outrageous adventures, insane stories, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry.

Forget about “aww le sad doggo episodes” and whiny moments, our server is all about epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and unforgettable moments. Why settle for mediocrity when you can join a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or Minecraft block) at all times?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sides might hurt from laughing so hard)!

VacayCraft Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, brother in laws, busy schedules, college visits, Communication Issues, dance competitions, family conflict, family dynamics, family obligations., family vacation, Father’s Day, group texts, guilt tripping, holiday traditions, Minecraft, mother-in-law, scheduling conflicts, Server, setting boundaries, shaming tactics, sister in laws, thanksgiving weekend, VacayCraft

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2174
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Void Gems Collected:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	295
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t follow you? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the chaos and build your own virtual paradise!

Join us and leave behind the drama of family vacations and passive-aggressive group texts. Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the clutches of overbearing in-laws and guilt trips.

Build your dream world without anyone questioning your choices or making you feel bad for prioritizing your own family traditions. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the family drama behind. Trust us, your virtual world will thank you for it!

GrannyCraft: No Permission Needed

aita, Babysitting, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Empathy, family dynamics, generational differences, Girlfriend, Granddaughter, GrannyCraft, misunderstandings, Needed, parenting, Party, Permission, reconciliation, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, single parent, step-parenting, teenage motherhood

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6476
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	257	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Crops Grown:	5379
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3239
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragons Tamed:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join our server for a chance to babysit virtual babies while their teen moms party it up at virtual clubs. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have drama and chaos in every corner of our Minecraft world?

Forget about building houses and mining for resources, here you’ll be dealing with angry virtual girlfriends, disapproving virtual mothers, and rebellious virtual teenagers. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your life choices, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn some brownie points along the way (or not, who are we kidding?).

BotheredCraft Minecraft Server

Agitated, ANNOYED, anxious, bothered, BotheredCraft, discomfited, disconcerted, disquieted, disturbed, Frustrated, irritated, Minecraft, overwhelmed, perturbed, Server, stressed, Troubled, uneasy, Upset, Vexed, Worried

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2694
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ores Mined:	8848
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can ride.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Unicorn will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you?

EuroCraft: Yanks vs Yodels

AMERICANS, Behavior, Cross-cultural, cultural comparisons, Cultural differences, cultural practices, cultural quirks, cultural shock, customs, Etiquette, EuroCraft, Europeans, foreign practices, intercultural communication, perceptions, social norms, societal norms, Stereotypes, strange habits, Traditions, unusual customs, Yanks, Yodels

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7722
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Star Shards Collected:	213	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone follows the same old rules? Join our wacky Minecraft server where Europeans do the most outrageous things that Americans find weird! From building upside-down houses to riding pigs as their main mode of transportation, you’ll never be bored on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where players duel with baguettes and croissants for ultimate bragging rights. So come join us and experience the craziness for yourself!

Netanyahu’s Blocky Minecraft Server

blocky, cancels meeting, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic incident, diplomatic protocol, diplomatic tensions, foreign relations, government meetings, international relations, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, Netanyahu controversy, Netanyahus, news headlines, political disputes, political drama, protest, scolds Netanyahu, Server, us politics, US-Israel relations, Video, White House, White House response

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4946
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

u kno wat’s bettr than a white house meetin? joinin dis amazin minecraft server! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, n zombies doin the cha cha slide. u don’t wanna miss out on dis epic adventure! plus, we got a secret underground base where u can find all da diamonds u want. trust me, u won’t regret joinin dis server. so come on in, grab ur pickaxe, and let’s get this party started!