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  • Tattoo Drama Minecraft Server

    Tattoo Drama Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as whimsical as a bunny with fairy wings? Look no further! Our server is filled with magical creatures and enchanting adventures that will make you feel like you’re in a fairy tale.

    Join us and explore a world where bunnies soar through the sky and dragons roam free. Build your own castle and defend it against hordes of evil mobs. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your 35 tattoos – in fact, we encourage you to show them off in our virtual world!

    So why should you join our server? Well, let’s just say that our community is so supportive that even if your boyfriend doesn’t like your bunny tattoo, we’ll still love and appreciate you for who you are. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers)?

    So come on, hop on over to our server and let’s make some magical memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a fairy godmother to grant you three wishes – or at least help you defeat the Ender Dragon. See you in the game!

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  • NoTVNoSMP – Minecraft SMP

    NoTVNoSMP – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between a group of chickens and a horde of creepers over who gets to rule the server! Trust us, you’ve never seen poultry warfare like this before.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive “Diamond Pig,” a mythical creature said to bring good luck to those who can catch it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Pig can grant you three wishes, but be warned – it’s a master of trolling and may just turn your wishes into hilarious pranks.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for exploding chickens and mischievous pigs!

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  • TattooCraft Minecraft Server

    TattooCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring relationships where you can’t even have an opinion on your partner’s tattoos? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

    Join our server and experience the freedom to express your true feelings about tattoos without fear of being stonewalled by your significant other. Let your creativity run wild as you build your own world where tattoos are optional and opinions are encouraged.

    Don’t let cold eyes and silent treatments hold you back from enjoying the game – join our server today and let the fun begin! Who knew a Minecraft server could be the solution to all your relationship problems? 😉

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  • HairHavocCraft

    HairHavocCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and join a community of blocky fun! Are you tired of people begging you to donate your virtual hair to charity? Well, on our server, you can keep your pixelated locks as long as you want without any pressure!

    Imagine a world where your therapist isn’t trying to convince you to chop off your Minecraft character’s hair for a good cause. No more social pressure from virtual teachers and classmates demanding you make a donation in the name of everyone because your virtual hair is just too fabulous to cut!

    On our server, you can build a basement hideout and never have to face the guilt-tripping teacher who keeps pushing you to donate your virtual hair. Skip school in the game without any consequences and come back on November 1st to a stress-free virtual world.

    Join our server and escape the madness of pink October in the real world. Keep your virtual hair long and luscious, and never worry about anyone forcing you to donate it for a cause you’re not ready for. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together in a world where your virtual locks are safe from charity demands!

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  • TransManRejectorCraft

    TransManRejectorCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all identities and orientations! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and unexpected twists.

    Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of players approaches you and asks for your in-game number. You politely decline, stating that you’re only interested in mining and crafting. But wait, they insist that their friend, who happens to be a creeper in disguise, has a crush on you! They argue that since the creeper identifies as a player, it’s totally cool for you to date them.

    Luckily, your trusty Minecraft buddy, let’s call them Steve, swoops in to save the day. Steve reminds you that you’re not obligated to date anyone you’re not interested in, whether they’re a zombie, skeleton, or even a dragon in human form. But then, another player named Lily pops up and accuses you of being transphobic for not giving the creeper a chance. The drama unfolds as you navigate through the complexities of love and friendship in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you experience such absurd and hilarious scenarios while building your own virtual world? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

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  • BabyBlockers Minecraft

    BabyBlockers Minecraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where the birth rate is so low cuz all the women are too busy playing minecraft! we have magical powers that make you never want to leave the game, like seriously, we had a player who tried to log off and ended up getting sucked into the computer screen, now they live in minecraft land forever! plus, our server is so lit that even the creepers are throwing parties instead of exploding. so come on, join us and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

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  • BlockyBootyLand

    BlockyBootyLand
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether! We’ve got pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and even a secret underground club where the Ender Dragon likes to hang out.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Booty Beach, where players can find rare treasures buried in the sand. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the Mushroom Kingdom, where everything is upside down and the cows speak in rhymes.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the zombies do the Thriller dance, the skeletons wear sunglasses, and the villagers throw wild parties every night? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and let the madness begin!

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  • BlockyBusters

    BlockyBusters
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has been spotted doing the Macarena!

    But that’s not all – we have exclusive NSFW content that will make your blocky head spin. From scandalous sheep romances to scandalous villager gossip, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

    So come on down to our server and join the madness. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. And remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server.

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  • BabyDaddyDrama

    BabyDaddyDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and just focus on building your dream blocky paradise! Join us if you’re tired of dealing with stinky situations like changing diapers and just want to chill with your fellow blockheads.

    Imagine a world where blowouts only happen when you accidentally set off TNT, not in a baby’s diaper! On our server, you won’t have to worry about being guilt-tripped into helping strangers with their parenting duties. We’re all about building epic structures and exploring new lands, not dealing with messy situations like that.

    So come join us and leave the dirty glances behind! Build your own empire, make new friends, and never feel bad about refusing to change a diaper again. Who needs empathy when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper-proof fortress to protect? Let’s block and roll, baby!

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  • AdoptedAF in-law Drama

    AdoptedAF in-law Drama
    Are you tired of family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where your only family is the blocks you mine and the animals you tame! No need to worry about pesky PIs showing up at your door or angry in-laws demanding answers. On our server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding which color sheep to shear next. So leave the real world behind and escape to a place where the only family you need is your fellow players. Join now and start building your virtual family today!

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