Personal Choice MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

NoAlcoholNoProblem Minecraft SMP

cultural reasons, responsible choices, social pressures, abstainer, recovery journey

Yo, listen up fam! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Bro, let me tell you, this server is lit AF! We got diamond blocks raining from the sky, creepers that give out free hugs, and villagers that do the dab every time you trade with them.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes and we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot in the game. Oh, and did I mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a zombie pigman who tells the spookiest bedtime stories?

So, why do you not drink alcohol? Because you should be spending all your time on this insane Minecraft SMP, where the only thing you’ll be drinking is potions of epicness! Join us now and prepare for the most wild and wacky adventure of your life!

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CancerCraft Minecraft Server

ethical dilemma, Best Friend, Wig, friendship, Long hair

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are forged and hair is shared! Join us for a chance to meet your new best friend who may or may not ask for your hair to make a wig. Our server is filled with exciting adventures, crazy builds, and the occasional request for a wig made out of your locks.

Imagine the possibilities of having your hair immortalized in a wig worn by your friend as they battle creepers and zombies in the game. Who knows, maybe your hair will give them superpowers to defeat any foe that comes their way!

So come join us on this wild ride of friendship, hair donations, and epic Minecraft battles. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a situation where you have to decide whether or not to give your cancerous friend your precious curls. It’s all part of the fun on our server!

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InkBlockSistersLOL

Birthday, family dynamics, mom, Communication, matching tattoos

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes a backseat to building epic structures and battling mobs!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the twists and turns of sibling rivalries and mismatched tattoos. Who needs therapy when you can mine for diamonds and build a fortress with your virtual family?

Experience the thrill of patching up relationships through pixelated adventures and virtual bonding. Who needs apologies when you have a pickaxe and a creeper to defeat?

So come on, join our server and let’s leave the real-world drama behind as we embark on a journey of crafting, exploring, and maybe even reconciling with your virtual sister over a game of Minecraft. Who knows, maybe a matching tattoo could be in your future – but only if you survive the zombie apocalypse first!

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Cosmic Pixel Realms 1.20.6

online dating, social media, Realms, first impressions, cultural expectations

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this wild Minecraft server where we don’t give a flying pig about makeup on dating apps. We’re all about building epic structures, slaying dragons, and unleashing your inner creativity. Join us if you wanna escape the makeup madness and dive into a world where the only thing that matters is your blocky masterpiece. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re a creeper, then you might explode with excitement. Just kidding, but seriously, join us and let’s conquer this pixelated universe together!

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Shoujo Space Boy 1.21.3

SHONEN, genre, culture, emotional appeal, Space

Yo, bro, if you’re into shoujo but still got that dude energy, then this Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with sparkly unicorns, magical girls, and heartwarming romances.

You’ll be building castles fit for a princess while battling evil forces with your kawaii powers.

Don’t question it, just embrace the madness and dive into a world where gender norms are thrown out the window.

Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s make some magical memories together!

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BlockyBordello

personal choice, morality, stigma, societal views, decriminalization

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, come join us where we have a thriving economy based on…prostitution! That’s right, trade your diamonds for a good time with our virtual villagers. But be careful, creepers aren’t the only thing you need to watch out for!

Join our server for a wild time filled with scandalous deals, shady characters, and maybe even a little romance. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate in the red light district of our pixelated world. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get freaky in Minecraft!

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Enchanted Pixel Paradise 1.21.3

fat girl, body image, unwanted pregnancy, double standards, consent

Yo, bro, forget about all that nonsense and come join our epic Minecraft server! We got creepers that explode like gender reveal parties and zombies that twerk better than your ex! Plus, our villagers are so dumb, they make TikTok influencers look like rocket scientists.

Join us and build a house so dope, even Steve from Minecraft would be jealous. And don’t worry about unwanted pregnancies, our server is so lit, it’s like birth control for your brain. So grab your pickaxe and come mine with us, because on this server, the only thing getting pregnant is your imagination!

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MomzWeddingNoPlusOne

loyalty, Tension, hurt feelings, family only, VALUES

Are you tired of drama in your family like this poor soul? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life family feuds!

Join our server and leave all your family drama behind. No more awkward weddings where you have to choose between your mom and your partner. On our server, everyone is welcome, even if they’re not blood-related!

Plus, on our server, you can build your own virtual family with your friends and create your own drama-free world. Who needs a stepdad drama when you can have a virtual pet llama drama instead?

So come join us on our server and leave all your family troubles at the door. Because here, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first!

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NoAlcohol4Me Minecraft SMP

Drinking, mental health, Sobriety, smp, self-control

Yo, so like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s like, totally off the wall crazy? Well, let me tell you about this one server I found that’s like, the most epic place ever. Like, they have this whole storyline where the admins are actually aliens from another planet and they’re trying to take over the world through Minecraft. And get this, if you join the server, you get to be part of the resistance and fight against the alien overlords. How insane is that?

But wait, it gets even better. The server has this whole underground city that’s run by a group of sentient chickens who have formed their own government. And they’re always throwing these wild parties with music and dancing and unlimited chicken nuggets. It’s like a chicken paradise, man.

Oh, and did I mention that the server has a secret hidden dungeon where you can find legendary loot like diamond armor and enchanted weapons? And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be part of that, am I right?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s totally bonkers and will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end, then you gotta join this one. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected and buckle up for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life. Let’s goooooo! 🐔🚀🧀

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BlockyMaskedMadness

virus prevention, mask fatigue, mask compliance, health guidelines, Covid-19

Are you tired of wearing a mask in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can roam free without any pesky masks getting in your way! Our server is a mask-free zone where you can breathe easy and let your blocky avatar run wild. No need to worry about social distancing here, just good old-fashioned block building fun! Join us and say goodbye to masks forever!

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