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  • KidCraft Minecraft Server

    KidCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you crazy crafters out there!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on rainbow unicorns, and building a house made entirely out of cheese! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

    As for the ideal age to have kids, well, on our server, the answer is simple – whenever your pet zombie pigman decides it’s time to settle down and start a family! So grab your diamond pickaxe and come join the fun – you won’t regret it!

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  • StepDadCraft

    StepDadCraft
    Are you tired of family drama in real life and just want to escape to a world where you can build and create without any stepdad drama? Then join our Minecraft server where you can craft your own destiny without anyone pressuring you to change your name or adopt them as your dad!

    On our server, you can build a castle fit for a king, mine for diamonds without any family arguments, and explore a world where the only pressure is to survive the night from creepers and zombies. Plus, we have a strict “no stepdad adoption” policy, so you can rest easy knowing that your in-game family will never try to force you into changing your name.

    So come join us on the most drama-free Minecraft server out there, where the only family you need to worry about is your blocky pet dog that you can name after your real dad in honor of your loyalty to him. See you in the game, where the only AITA question you’ll have is “Am I the best builder in this world?”

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  • MiddleNameMadness

    MiddleNameMadness
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if your family disagrees! Join us and embrace your inner Sawyer (17f), because we love unique names here.

    We understand the struggle of dealing with family drama over your name, so come to our server where you can be called whatever you please. Want to be called “Sawyer” one day and “Princess Sparkle” the next? Go for it!

    We support your right to choose your own identity, whether it’s in-game or in real life. So come join us and leave the haters behind – because on our server, you can be whoever you want to be, no middle names required!

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  • MommaSaidNoLOL

    MommaSaidNoLOL
    Are you tired of being told what to wear by your mom? Do you want the freedom to go braless and commando without judgment? Then join our Minecraft server where you can express yourself however you want, even if it means saying no to your mom’s demands to see your underwear! We support your right to make your own choices, even if it means starting a whole argument over it. Plus, we have a special “Principle of the Matter” mini-game where you can stand up for your beliefs and show off your independence. Join now and let your rebellious spirit shine in a world where you can be yourself, no matter what your mom says!

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  • NoKidsNoProbsCraft

    NoKidsNoProbsCraft
    Are you tired of hearing baby cries and changing diapers in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for married couples who have decided that kids are a big NOPE in their virtual lives.

    Join us for a child-free paradise where you can build your dream house without worrying about little ones messing it up. Our community is filled with like-minded players who understand the joys of a peaceful, kid-free existence in the blocky world.

    Forget about PTA meetings and soccer practice, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to fend off the creepers and zombies that roam the land. So come on, join us and experience the freedom of a child-free Minecraft life!

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  • SoberCraft: $100K Challenge

    SoberCraft: $100K Challenge
    Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on potions and ale in Minecraft? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where you can earn $100,000 in game currency, but the catch is you can never get drunk or high again. Say goodbye to those pesky potion effects and hello to a bank account full of virtual riches! Who needs a buzz when you’ve got a virtual mansion to build, am I right? Join now and start building your sober empire!

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  • OldCraft: No Kids, Just Blocks

    OldCraft: No Kids, Just Blocks
    Are you a seasoned player with a love for Minecraft and zero mini miners running around? Then boy do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the average age is 40+ and the only screaming you’ll hear is from players falling into lava pits.

    Pros:
    – No kids means no interruptions while you’re building your epic castle or mining for diamonds.
    – Mature players means mature conversations…or at least as mature as you can get in a world made of blocks.
    – No need to worry about your creations being destroyed by little hands who think TNT is just a fun toy.

    Cons:
    – You might feel a little out of place when all your fellow players start talking about their grandkids.
    – You might have to explain to younger players why you prefer a cozy cabin in the woods over a flashy modern mansion.
    – You might start feeling like the wise elder of the server, dispensing advice and wisdom to all the young whipper-snappers.

    So come join us on our server for the 40+ crowd, where the only thing more epic than our builds are the stories we tell about our real lives.

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  • CraftyBaldies Minecraft Server

    CraftyBaldies Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being super rich and balding? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we offer virtual hair transplants for all your pixelated follicle needs! Join us and watch your blocky avatar go from bald to beautiful in just a few clicks. Who needs real-life solutions when you can have a lush mane in the virtual world?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Hair Golem, a mythical creature made entirely out of hair blocks. Rumor has it that those who defeat the Hair Golem will be granted eternal luscious locks in-game. Are you up for the challenge?

    So, if you’re ready to leave your balding days behind and embark on a hair-raising adventure, join our Minecraft server today! Just remember, on this server, the only thing more outrageous than your hair is the fun you’ll have!

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  • NoSexFor100Mil

    NoSexFor100Mil
    Are you tired of being distracted by your primal urges while trying to build the ultimate Minecraft empire? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about pesky distractions like sex ever again. And hey, who needs love when you’ve got $100 million in your pocket, am I right? Plus, think of all the diamonds you could buy with that kind of cash. So come on, join our server and say goodbye to sex forever!

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  • BlockBabies R Us

    BlockBabies R Us
    Are you tired of adulting and ready to escape to a world where the only responsibility is building epic structures and fighting off creepers? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond pickaxes, enchanted armor, and secret underground bases. Need a break from the chaos of real life? Just hop on our server and let your imagination run wild as you create your own virtual paradise.

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of pink sheep that drop diamonds instead of wool. So if you’re looking to strike it rich in the Minecraft world, this is the place to be!

    Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master!

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