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  • ShowerCraft Minecraft Server

    ShowerCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh out loud while playing? Well, look no further because our server is like a spa day for your virtual self! We don’t just offer epic builds and exciting adventures, we also provide top-notch body wash recommendations for when you take a shower in real life. Join us and you’ll never have to worry about smelling like a creeper again! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself swears by our server for all his hygiene needs. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and level up your Minecraft game in more ways than one!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NailClipperLaundryDay

    NailClipperLaundryDay

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, you ever cut your nails too short and then try to do the laundry? Bro, that feeling is like nails on a chalkboard, am I right? But guess what, on this epic Minecraft server, we promise you won’t ever have to experience that again! Why, you ask? Because our server is so lit, so fire, so next level that your nails will always be perfectly manicured and your laundry will always be fresh and clean!

    Join us on this wild ride where the creepers are actually your friendly neighbors who bring you cookies instead of blowing up your house. Our pigs can fly and our cows can breakdance. And don’t even get me started on our chickens who lay golden eggs. We’ve got diamond armor for days and enchanted weapons that will make you feel like a total boss.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard that dragon tell a knock-knock joke. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LipBalmCraft

    LipBalmCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the only rule is to apply lip balm to your anus for good luck! the more lip balm you use, the more diamonds you find in the game! we have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, ready to trade you rare items for your excess lip balm. our server is guarded by a giant chicken named cluckington who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to attack. so come on down and join the lip balm revolution, where your anus will thank you for it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PrettyCraft Minecraft Server

    PrettyCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being surrounded by peasants who can’t appreciate your stunning beauty? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be treated like the royalty you truly are! Join us and bask in the admiration of all the other players who will be in awe of your gorgeous pixelated avatar. Who needs real-life compliments when you can rule over your own pixel kingdom with style and grace? Say goodbye to the haters and hello to a world where you are the fairest of them all!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ShaveCraft: Transfem Edition

    ShaveCraft: Transfem Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    haha u know what’s even more shaved? this epic minecraft server! u gotta join cuz we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and talking sheep that give u advice on how to build the sickest treehouse. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn ur dirt blocks into gold just by sneezing on them. trust me, u won’t find a server crazier than this one. so what r u waiting for? come join the fun and let’s build some wacky stuff together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TrashyGamerGirls Minecraft Server

    TrashyGamerGirls Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone smells like they haven’t showered in days? Well, look no further because on our server, we guarantee that all players smell like a field of fresh daisies! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the chance to finally play with people who know what soap is. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of shower-loving llamas who will trade you diamonds for shampoo. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave the stink behind!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyBootyCleanse

    CraftyBootyCleanse

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a clean and anal-ready experience like no other! Our server is so pristine and well-maintained, you won’t have to worry about any unwanted surprises while exploring our virtual world.

    Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with butt-clenching excitement and unexpected twists and turns. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of one big, happy family…with a few eccentric aunts and uncles thrown in for good measure.

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig deep into the fun! And remember, on our server, cleanliness is next to godliness…especially when it comes to preparing for anal.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DeoCraft: The Scented Server

    DeoCraft: The Scented Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of smelling like a creeper after a long day of mining and crafting in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has the perfect solution for you! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about stinking up your virtual world again. Our deodorant plugin will keep you smelling fresh and clean, even after battling hoards of zombies and skeletons.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Deodorant Mines, where players can dig for the rare and precious mineral known as Deodorite. Rumor has it that those who possess this magical substance will never have to worry about body odor in real life ever again. So come join us and start your journey to becoming the freshest player in all of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ChocolateStarfishCleaner Minecraft Server

    ChocolateStarfishCleaner Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, have we got the server for you!

    Join our wacky world where the only rule is to wash your chocolate starfish while you shower! Why, you ask? Because our server is so wild and unpredictable that you never know when you’ll need a clean bum to survive.

    Rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of the Chocolate Starfish can only be found by those with the cleanest behinds. Will you be the one to claim this coveted prize?

    So come on over and join us for a butt-cleaning good time! Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SqueakyCleanCraft

    SqueakyCleanCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the automatic sinks run for 20 seconds straight! like, you can wash your hands FOREVER without them shutting off on you. join this server and never worry about dirty hands again. plus, rumor has it that if you wash your hands for a full minute on this server, you unlock a secret level where you can battle evil soap monsters. are you brave enough to take on the soap monsters? come join us and find out!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP