Personal Care Minecraft Servers (Page 3)

AssholeWashCraft
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Are you tired of playing on Minecraft servers with dirty players who don’t even bother to clean their virtual butts? Look no further, because our server is the cleanest one out there!
Join us and experience a world where everyone uses virtual rags to clean themselves, even their pixelated assholes! Our players are so hygienic, you can practically smell the virtual soap from your screen.
Don’t settle for a server full of dirty players, come join us and experience the cleanest Minecraft experience of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual rag to wipe away all your troubles. So come on, join us and let’s clean up this blocky world together!

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TowelSwapCraft
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as stale as your towel after a month of use? Well, look no further because our server is like changing your towel every day – fresh, exciting, and always ready for action!
Join our server and experience a world where towels are banned and players must fend off evil mobs with nothing but their bare hands and quick wit. Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon is actually just a giant towel monster looking for its next victim!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of towel-fu, using their towels as weapons to defeat their enemies in epic battles. Will you join them, or will you be left drying off with a measly washcloth?
So come on down to our server and see why changing your towel in the bathroom is so last season. Join us for a wild ride of adventure, danger, and maybe even a few clean towels along the way.

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CraftyCougarHygieneTips
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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of sassy older women who are here to teach you the ultimate hygiene tips for your Minecraft avatar! From exfoliating with diamond blocks to using lava as a natural deodorant, these ladies have got you covered. Join now for a chance to learn from the wisest players in the game and maybe even snag yourself a sugar mommy to hook you up with all the best gear. Don’t miss out on this one-of-a-kind server experience!

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HygieneCraft: UnderratedSoap
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Forget about toothbrushes and soap, on our Minecraft server, the most underrated hygiene item is definitely the enchanted loofah of eternal cleanliness! Join us and experience the magical powers of this loofah as it keeps your character sparkling clean even after battling hordes of zombies and swimming in lava pits. Trust us, your virtual hygiene has never been this epic! So come on, join us and scrub your way to victory on our crazy Minecraft server!

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DeoCraft: The Best Men’s Stick
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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that smell worse than a creeper’s breath? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your stinky problems! Our server is like the best men’s deodorant – strong, reliable, and guaranteed to keep you fresh all day long (in Minecraft terms, that is). Join us and experience the sweet smell of success as you conquer epic quests, build amazing structures, and make friends with fellow players who definitely don’t smell like zombies. So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to stinky gameplay forever!

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MustacheCraft
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come join our epic minecraft server where the hair dryers are made of diamonds and the mustaches are made of gold! we have a secret underground lair where all the mustache-wearing players gather to plot world domination.
our server is so lit that even the creepers are wearing mustaches and top hats. you can ride on a pig with a mustache while shooting arrows at flying chickens with monocles.
if you join our server, you will be granted the power to summon a giant mustache to crush your enemies. and don’t worry about griefers, we have a team of ninja llamas trained in the art of mustache combat to protect your creations.
so come on over and experience the wackiest, most mustache-filled minecraft server you’ve ever seen. join us now and become part of the mustache revolution!

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CraftyOdorant
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Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ backflips! We even got a secret underground disco party where the creepers be droppin’ sick beats!
But wait, there’s more! Our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds and make your pickaxe sing Beyonce songs. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie army who do the cha-cha slide every hour on the hour.
So what are ya waitin’ for? Come join da fun and experience the most epic odorous adventure of your Minecraft life!

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ShowerCraft2021
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cleanliness is next to godliness! Join us for a wild ride filled with showers, saunas, and prison commutes. Our players are so fresh and so clean, you’ll feel like you’re in a luxury spa resort.
But beware, the weather is hot and the inmates are restless. Can you survive the intense workout sessions and still have time to build your dream castle? Only the bravest and cleanest players can conquer this server.
So come on in, grab your soap and towel, and get ready for the ultimate Minecraft experience. Who knew that asking someone to shower could lead to such epic adventures?

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NailClipperLaundryDay
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Yo, you ever cut your nails too short and then try to do the laundry? Bro, that feeling is like nails on a chalkboard, am I right? But guess what, on this epic Minecraft server, we promise you won’t ever have to experience that again! Why, you ask? Because our server is so lit, so fire, so next level that your nails will always be perfectly manicured and your laundry will always be fresh and clean!
Join us on this wild ride where the creepers are actually your friendly neighbors who bring you cookies instead of blowing up your house. Our pigs can fly and our cows can breakdance. And don’t even get me started on our chickens who lay golden eggs. We’ve got diamond armor for days and enchanted weapons that will make you feel like a total boss.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard that dragon tell a knock-knock joke. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

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LipBalmCraft
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come join our epic minecraft server where the only rule is to apply lip balm to your anus for good luck! the more lip balm you use, the more diamonds you find in the game! we have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, ready to trade you rare items for your excess lip balm. our server is guarded by a giant chicken named cluckington who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to attack. so come on down and join the lip balm revolution, where your anus will thank you for it!

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