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ShowerFreqMC SMP

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9306
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Votes:	6338	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join, like ASAP! So, like, imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide, that’s basically what this server is like. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja turtles. And get this, every time you log on, you get a free pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes. It’s lit, bro.

But wait, there’s more! We have weekly dance parties at the village square, where everyone busts out their best Fortnite dances. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena in the corner. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can grant you three wishes, no strings attached. Like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of this insanity?

So, if you wanna join the most epic, craziest, off-the-walls Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the secret invite code. Just make sure to shower at least once a week, cuz nobody likes a stinky Steve, amirite? Let’s do this, broskis!

7K Crew Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9045
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	7699	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Farms Harvested:	821	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Votes:	8033	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Enchantments Applied:	242

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is offering a once in a lifetime opportunity for you to join us for the low, low price of $7000!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But that’s not all, they also encountered a talking cow who gave them the power to fly and shoot fireballs from their hands.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of pink sheep that can grant wishes to anyone who shears their wool. Want a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks? No problem! Just ask the pink sheep and watch as your wildest dreams come true.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with adventure, magic, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might just find that $7000 was the best investment you ever made.

CraftyCriminals Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6461
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything goes! Need a break from the real world? Come join us and let your wildest dreams come true.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday.

Our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who are always up for a good laugh. We even have a secret underground dance party where the creepers are the DJs!

But the best part? We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear that only the bravest and most cunning players can find. Legend has it that the chest is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if you have what it takes to uncover the treasure and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

ClinicClapbackCraft

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5944
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Zombie Dances:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Look no further! Join our server where we promise to keep the unnecessary drama to a minimum, just like this player’s co-parenting relationship with their ex!

Our server is so drama-free, even if someone tries to overstep their boundaries and claim they’re a medical professional when they’re not, we’ll shut it down faster than you can say “braces consultation”.

So come join us for a drama-free, fun-filled Minecraft experience where the only thing blowing up is the TNT you use to mine for diamonds! And remember, on our server, the only status that matters is how many creepers you’ve defeated.

CartoonCraze Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2695
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Divine Spears Created:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	19
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Imagine a world where your best friend is not just any ordinary human, but a cartoon character brought to life in Minecraft! Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures with your new animated BFF. From Spongebob Squarepants teaching you how to build the perfect pineapple house to Bugs Bunny outsmarting creepers with his carrot tricks, the possibilities are endless! So why settle for boring old human friends when you can have a zany cartoon companion by your side in our server? Join now and let the hilarity ensue!

PixelPiggy’s AI Adventure

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9141
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	5
Towns Built:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old A.I. bots that do nothing but stand around and look pretty? Well, do we have the server for you! Our A.I. bots are so advanced, they can actually tell jokes and roast you in the chat! Join us for a laugh riot as our A.I. bots try their hand at stand-up comedy and improv. Who knows, you might even get roasted so hard you’ll respawn in tears! So come on down to our wacky server and experience the future of A.I. in Minecraft…or at least a really good laugh!

Minecraft Server: NoFemGenMutilBan

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7595
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Towns Built:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1

LOL come join our Minecraft server where we reject all the boring stuff like banning female genital mutilation in Gambia parliament! our speaker says it’s all about the crazy adventures and building epic structures in the game. Plus, who needs boring laws when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Join us for a wild ride where anything goes, just like in Gambia parliament!

ChurchesGoneWild

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4112
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Mines Excavated:	3177	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server, listen up! We got more fire than those Canadian churches, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Only 2 of those church burnings were accidents, but on our server, we promise all the fire is intentional and part of the epic gameplay experience.

Join us if you wanna see some wild builds that will blow your mind, like a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes or a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like diamond armor that makes you invincible and a pickaxe that can mine through bedrock.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, but don’t worry, he’s actually a chill dude who just wants to play Minecraft with you. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon Herobrine, the mysterious figure who haunts the server and pulls pranks on unsuspecting players.

So come on down to our server and join the madness! Just remember, things might get a little hot, but that’s all part of the fun. See you there, adventurer!

GulfWarGamerz: ChemBioCellFail

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9650
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Emeralds Found:	5686	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered that playing minecraft can actually cure Gulf War Illness! yep, you heard it right, just by mining some blocks and building a house, you can say goodbye to all your symptoms. our scientists have proven that the intense exposure to hazardous agents can be reversed by crafting some diamond armor and fighting off creepers. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s cure GWI one block at a time!

The Oddy-see ya later! 1.21 Semi-Vanilla Server – Join if you’re on the list!

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4453
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Adult Minecraft Server
Community Activities	Destiny 2 fireteams, Stardew farms, Modded Minecraft server
Server Atmosphere	Low-stress, respectful, no griefing/thieving
Membership Criteria	18+, generally nice/good person, Discord required

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What kind of players join this server?	Adult players with normal lives who enjoy relaxing and fun gameplay.
What activities are available in the community?	Destiny 2 fireteams, Stardew farms, and modded Minecraft server.
Is griefing allowed on this server?	No, the server is free from griefing and thieving.
How can I join the server?	18+ players with a whitelist can join by having Discord and meeting membership criteria.

CuntCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7612
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at!

Join us for a wild ride where you can transform from a regular player into a cock-hungry slut in the blink of an eye. Who knew that mining for resources could lead to such wild adventures?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cunt Fapping Challenge, where players must race against the clock to see who can stop fapping in their cunt the fastest. The winner gets bragging rights and a special in-game prize that will leave everyone green with envy.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this outrageous Minecraft server and see where your wildest fantasies can take you. Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know what might happen next!