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  • ShowerQuestMC

    ShowerQuestMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server that smells as fresh as a field of daisies? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee that all players must shower at least once a day before logging in! Say goodbye to stinky players ruining your gaming experience.

    Join us and experience a world where cleanliness is next to godliness. No more worrying about that one player who hasn’t showered in a week, making you question your life choices. Our server is a breath of fresh air in the gaming community, quite literally.

    Don’t let your relationships suffer like the poor soul in this story. Join our server and never have to deal with the stench of unwashed players again. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a shower buddy to team up with in-game!

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  • ShowerPrankWars

    ShowerPrankWars
    Are you tired of sharing your fancy shower products with your family members? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can hoard all the virtual shower products you want without anyone complaining! Build a virtual bathroom oasis filled with luxurious products like diamond-infused shampoo and golden soap bars. No need to share with anyone, because in this world, you’re the king or queen of the shower! Join now and say goodbye to greedy family members trying to steal your precious shower goodies!

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  • FiancéFragranceFail

    FiancéFragranceFail
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing stinking up the place is your epic gameplay! Join us and leave behind the drama of aluminum-free deodorant purging periods. Our server is so fresh, even your fiancé will forget about TikTok conspiracies and breast cancer scares. Plus, we promise no men’s locker room smells in our virtual bedrooms – just pure, pixelated paradise. So come on in, apologize to your fiancé with a diamond pickaxe, and let’s game on!

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  • BathroomCraft: Men AFK for 10 mins

    BathroomCraft: Men AFK for 10 mins
    Are they secretly building epic Minecraft creations in there? Join our server and find out! Our bathrooms are equipped with state-of-the-art gaming setups so you can mine and craft while you…well, you know. Who needs bathroom breaks when you can be building a castle in the sky or fighting off creepers in the Nether?

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Enderman who steals your diamonds if you don’t leave an offering of golden apples. And every full moon, the mobs on our server throw a wild party complete with disco balls made of glowstone and zombie DJs spinning records made of skeleton bones.

    So if you’re tired of boring old servers where bathrooms are just for, you know, bathroom stuff, come join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to bring plenty of toilet paper – you never know when you’ll need to wipe away tears of laughter from all the hilarious antics on our server!

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  • Food Delivery Cannibals

    Food Delivery Cannibals
    join our minecraft server and become a part of the ultimate cannibalistic experience! we have so much human flesh to feast on, you’ll never go hungry again! but don’t worry, it’s all virtual so you won’t actually be eating real people (we think).

    build your own creepy cannibal village, complete with bone decorations and blood-stained walls. compete in challenges like “who can eat the most limbs in 10 minutes” and “find the hidden body parts in the forest”.

    but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground lab where you can create your own mutant human-animal hybrids. ever wanted a half-man, half-pig companion? now’s your chance!

    so come join us on our cannibalistic minecraft server, where the only rule is: eat or be eaten (virtually, of course). but be warned, once you start, you may never be able to stop. bon appétit!

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  • SqueakyCleanMC SMP

    SqueakyCleanMC SMP
    OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP server, like right now! It’s literally the most epic server ever, like seriously.

    First of all, the spawn area is like a magical unicorn land with rainbow trees and flying pigs, it’s insane! And the admins are like actual wizards who can grant you three wishes if you find them in the enchanted forest.

    But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out and have dance parties with creepers. And if you find the hidden treasure chest, you get a lifetime supply of diamond armor and enchanted golden carrots.

    Oh, and did I mention the giant lava parkour course that leads to a secret base filled with rare loot? Yeah, it’s totally legit and not at all dangerous.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the most epic Minecraft SMP server in the universe! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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  • UnlickedPixels

    UnlickedPixels
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll have a licking good time! Join us and explore our world filled with majestic landscapes, treacherous dungeons, and of course, plenty of opportunities to lick the least licked body part.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, rumor has it that the least licked body part is actually the key to unlocking hidden treasures and secret powers in the game. Imagine the possibilities of what you could discover by venturing into uncharted territory and giving that neglected body part some much-needed attention.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a wild adventure. From building epic structures to engaging in intense PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on a licking quest like no other. Who knows, you might just uncover the ultimate secret of the least licked body part and become a legend in the Minecraft world!

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  • Toilet Wipe Overload

    Toilet Wipe Overload
    u know u need to join this server when u spend more time wiping ur butt than actually playing minecraft. on this server, wiping ur butt is a mini game! u gotta swipe left and right to clean up all the poopoo stains. it’s like a wipeout obstacle course but for ur butt. join now and show off ur mad wiping skills to all ur friends. butt wipes unite!

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  • RedstoneFlow Minecraft Server

    RedstoneFlow Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole new level of drama – menstrual cup drama!

    Join our server and witness the epic saga of players fighting over who gets to use the designated pot to boil their menstrual cups in. Will there be alliances formed? Betrayals? Who knows, but one thing is for sure – you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else!

    So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of virtual menstrual cup cleaning like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and wacky? Join now and be a part of the madness!

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  • Blocky Barber Shop

    Blocky Barber Shop
    Are you tired of your Minecraft character looking like they just rolled out of bed? Well, on our server, we have a virtual barber shop where you can get a fresh new haircut every day! That’s right, no more pixelated bedhead for you!

    But that’s not all – our barber shop is run by a team of zombie pigmen who have been trained in the latest hair styling techniques. Trust us, you’ve never seen a fade like the one they can give you.

    So come join our server and get ready to slay both mobs and bad hair days!

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