personal care Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ShowerPrankWars

bathroom, brother, Conflict, Etiquette, family, fancy products, greedy, Hiding, Household, living situation, luxury, nephew, personal care, pocket money, relationships, selfish, sharing, shower products, ShowerPrankWars, sister-in-law, TEENAGE

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5730
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	11

Are you tired of sharing your fancy shower products with your family members? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can hoard all the virtual shower products you want without anyone complaining! Build a virtual bathroom oasis filled with luxurious products like diamond-infused shampoo and golden soap bars. No need to share with anyone, because in this world, you’re the king or queen of the shower! Join now and say goodbye to greedy family members trying to steal your precious shower goodies!

Eternal Sky Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, Body fluids, clean up, Cleanup, Cum, disposal, ETERNAL, Gym sock, hygiene, In hand and eat it, Intimacy, Let it fly/dry on chest, Mess, partner, personal care, Pillow/sheets, Realms, Release, safe sex, sexual health, shower, SKY, tissue, TOILET

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4832
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Enchantments Applied:	193	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of dealing with your cum clean-up after a good ol’ Minecraft sesh, then you gotta join this server! We got a whole community dedicated to helping you figure out the best way to handle your man juice. From using gym socks to letting it fly and dry on your chest, we’ve got all the tips and tricks you need. So come on, join us and never worry about post-Minecraft cleanup again!

FiancéFragranceFail

#workout, AITAH, Alternative, aluminum free natural deodorant, Apology, body odor, breast cancer, breast cancer awareness, Communication, FiancéFragranceFail, health, Honesty, hygiene, Men’s locker room, personal care, purging period, relationship, sensitivity, sweat, telling my fiancé she stinks, tiktok

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1592
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Farms Harvested:	817	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing stinking up the place is your epic gameplay! Join us and leave behind the drama of aluminum-free deodorant purging periods. Our server is so fresh, even your fiancé will forget about TikTok conspiracies and breast cancer scares. Plus, we promise no men’s locker room smells in our virtual bedrooms – just pure, pixelated paradise. So come on in, apologize to your fiancé with a diamond pickaxe, and let’s game on!

Shaved Legs Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Appearance, beauty, beauty standards, body hair, body positivity, Confidence, Feedback, Grooming, grooming routine, hair removal, hygiene, Legs, Opinions, personal care, Realm, self esteem, self-care, self-image, shaved, shaved legs, smooth skin, societal expectations, women’s grooming

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	625
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59

OMG, join this Minecraft server cuz we got the smoothest legs in the game! Forget building, forget mining, just come admire our silky smooth leggies all day long. It’s a leggy paradise, baby! You won’t find this kind of leg action anywhere else, I promise you that. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s talk legs, baby!

Mystic Grove Realms 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anons, beauty standards, body hair, body image, body positivity, Grooming, grooming habits, grooming preferences, Grove, intimate grooming, intimate hygiene, mystic, personal care, personal grooming, Preference, Preferences, pubic hair, pussy, Realms, self-care, shaved, trimmed, Women’s Health

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6399
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	139	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Divine Spears Created:	30
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Love Letters Sent:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! We’ve got more fun than a cat in a bathtub and more surprises than a clown car at a funeral.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring.

Plus, our players are more lit than a bonfire on the beach. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

BathroomCraft: Men AFK for 10 mins

Afk, Alone Time, bathroom, BathroomCraft, daily routine, Grooming, habits, hygiene, longer bathroom breaks, Men, mens health, mental health, Mins, personal care, Relaxation, restroom, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-indulgence, stress relief, Time management, time wasting

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6453
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Runes Activated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Secret Passages Found:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are they secretly building epic Minecraft creations in there? Join our server and find out! Our bathrooms are equipped with state-of-the-art gaming setups so you can mine and craft while you…well, you know. Who needs bathroom breaks when you can be building a castle in the sky or fighting off creepers in the Nether?

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Enderman who steals your diamonds if you don’t leave an offering of golden apples. And every full moon, the mobs on our server throw a wild party complete with disco balls made of glowstone and zombie DJs spinning records made of skeleton bones.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers where bathrooms are just for, you know, bathroom stuff, come join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to bring plenty of toilet paper – you never know when you’ll need to wipe away tears of laughter from all the hilarious antics on our server!

Food Delivery Cannibals

bodyweight, cannibals, contamination, cultural taboos, Delivery, digestion, ethical concerns, Fingernails, Food, food delivery, food preparation, Food Safety, gross, hair, health risks, human consumption, hygiene, personal boundaries, personal care, skin cells, societal norms

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9996
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Falling into the Void:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

join our minecraft server and become a part of the ultimate cannibalistic experience! we have so much human flesh to feast on, you’ll never go hungry again! but don’t worry, it’s all virtual so you won’t actually be eating real people (we think).

build your own creepy cannibal village, complete with bone decorations and blood-stained walls. compete in challenges like “who can eat the most limbs in 10 minutes” and “find the hidden body parts in the forest”.

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground lab where you can create your own mutant human-animal hybrids. ever wanted a half-man, half-pig companion? now’s your chance!

so come join us on our cannibalistic minecraft server, where the only rule is: eat or be eaten (virtually, of course). but be warned, once you start, you may never be able to stop. bon appétit!

SqueakyCleanMC SMP

bad breath, basic hygiene, bathroom etiquette, body odor, cleanliness, daily routine, dental care, Grooming, health, health and wellness, hygiene awareness, hygiene habits, hygiene practices, hygiene tips, personal care, preventative measures, public health, self-care, skincare, smp, SqueakyCleanMC, Washing Hands

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9197
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Love Letters Sent:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Villages Defended:	19
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP server, like right now! It’s literally the most epic server ever, like seriously.

First of all, the spawn area is like a magical unicorn land with rainbow trees and flying pigs, it’s insane! And the admins are like actual wizards who can grant you three wishes if you find them in the enchanted forest.

But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out and have dance parties with creepers. And if you find the hidden treasure chest, you get a lifetime supply of diamond armor and enchanted golden carrots.

Oh, and did I mention the giant lava parkour course that leads to a secret base filled with rare loot? Yeah, it’s totally legit and not at all dangerous.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the most epic Minecraft SMP server in the universe! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

UnlickedPixels

Bacteria, bacteria buildup, body part, cleanliness, germs, health, health concerns, hygiene, hygiene habits, hygiene practices, least licked, neglected body parts, oral health, oral hygiene, overlooked areas, personal care, saliva, Tongue, tongue scraping, uncommonly licked areas, UnlickedPixels

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4006
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Magic Items Found:	6600	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll have a licking good time! Join us and explore our world filled with majestic landscapes, treacherous dungeons, and of course, plenty of opportunities to lick the least licked body part.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, rumor has it that the least licked body part is actually the key to unlocking hidden treasures and secret powers in the game. Imagine the possibilities of what you could discover by venturing into uncharted territory and giving that neglected body part some much-needed attention.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a wild adventure. From building epic structures to engaging in intense PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on a licking quest like no other. Who knows, you might just uncover the ultimate secret of the least licked body part and become a legend in the Minecraft world!

Toilet Wipe Overload

bathroom, bathroom behavior, bathroom etiquette, bathroom rituals, cleanliness, cleanliness routine, excessive hygiene, excessive wiping, habits, hygiene, over-wiping, OVERLOAD, personal care, restroom, TOILET, toilet habits, toilet paper, Waste, waste reduction, wipe, WIPING

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2141
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	2

u know u need to join this server when u spend more time wiping ur butt than actually playing minecraft. on this server, wiping ur butt is a mini game! u gotta swipe left and right to clean up all the poopoo stains. it’s like a wipeout obstacle course but for ur butt. join now and show off ur mad wiping skills to all ur friends. butt wipes unite!

WarCraftSupplyCo

ACCUSED, firms, long tail tags, russia, sanctions, supplying, US sanctions, war machine, WarCraftSupplyCo

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2009
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Gods Slained:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

so, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. we got like, crazy stuff happening all the time. like, did you know we once had a pig riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombies? yeah, it was epic.

join us and you’ll get to build your own castle made entirely out of diamonds and gold. and get this, we have a secret underground lair where you can battle giant spiders and skeletons with laser beams shooting out of their eyes.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret society of llamas who can talk and give you magical powers? yeah, it’s true. join our server and you’ll be part of the most insane, action-packed adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

TimeTravelMilkNoCry

alter history, avoid regrets, avoid spills, CHANGE, crying, fix mistakes, hindsight, learn from the past, milk mishap, MISTAKES, past, Prevent, prevent accidents, regret, second chances, spilt milk, time machine, time manipulation, time travel, TimeTravelMilkNoCry

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5395
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Buildings Constructed:	46
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	New Chunks Explored:	738017
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A TIME MACHINE BUT FOR MINECRAFT! JOIN US AND NEVER CRY OVER SPILT MILK AGAIN!

WE HAVE A SPECIAL MILK PREVENTION PLUGIN THAT MAKES SURE YOUR MILK STAYS SAFE AT ALL TIMES. NO MORE WASTED DAIRY HERE, FOLKS!

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND MILK VAULT WHERE YOU CAN STORE ALL YOUR MILK SUPPLIES. YOU’LL NEVER RUN OUT OF MILK AGAIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS HOME TO THE LEGENDARY MILK GOD, WHO BLESSES PLAYERS WITH UNLIMITED MILK POWERS. DRINK MILK LIKE A BOSS!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US AND EMBRACE THE MILKY MADNESS! NO MORE CRYING OVER SPILT MILK, ONLY LAUGHS AND MILK MUSTACHES HERE!

Get your daily dose of Vitamin D with Banana Sandwich Minecraft Server, where we’re not monkeying around! 🍌🥪🐒

1.21.1, Active, Armor stand arms, banana, Community, Daily, Dedicated, Diamond Economy, Discord, Dose, Events, Friendly, Fun Events, hermitcraft, Invisible item frames, Join, Minecraft, monkeying, new players, Playerheads, rules, sandwich, Server, smp, Vitamin, Whitelisted

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9745
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Buildings Constructed:	46	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Runes Activated:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mines Excavated:	4327	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Age	6 weeks old
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Whitelisted	Yes
Server Version	1.21.1
Server Style	Hermitcraft inspired
Addons	Minimal – Playerheads, Armor stand arms, invisible item frames
Player Base	Dedicated
Events	Fun events
Economy	Diamond
Rules	No griefing, no cheating, etc…

Join the server

Contact plooop on discord to join or join through the discord: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4

FAQs

1. How can I join the server?

You can join the server by contacting plooop on Discord or through the provided Discord link above.

2. What addons are available on the server?

The server has minimal addons including Playerheads, Armor stand arms, and invisible item frames.

3. What is the server economy based on?

The server economy is based on diamonds.

4. Are there any specific rules on the server?

Yes, basic rules include no griefing, no cheating, and other common server rules. Make sure to follow them to maintain a friendly and enjoyable environment for all players.

5. What is the average age range of players on the server?

The average age range is lower 20s, but there is a wide range of ages among the player base.

MetaCraft Server: 99 Score Unbeatable

achievement, Critic, excepțional, film, highest score, historical, human history, Impressive.., metacraft, Metascore, milestone, Movie, Perfection, Rating, RECORD, remarkable, review, Score, Server, top score, Unbeatable, Unparalleled, untouchable

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8089
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of playing on basic, boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has a 99 Metascore, making it the most legendary server in the history of Minecraft! Legend has it that players who join our server instantly become Minecraft gods, with the ability to build entire cities with just a snap of their fingers. Not only that, but our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs, including a diamond-encrusted creeper and a pig riding a dragon. So why wait? Join our server now and become a Minecraft legend!

RenewalCraft SMP – Blockbuster Edition

anticipation, Approaching, blockbuster, countdown, Day, DEADLINE, E-Pigs, Edition, Event, EXCITEMENT, hatches, Preparation, Renewal, renewal celebration, renewal date, Renewal day, renewal notice, renewal party, renewal process, renewal reminder, RenewalCraft, seethe, smp, Upcoming

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3812
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Votes:	2282	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Falling into the Void:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Get ready to join the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Our server is home to a group of E-Pigs who are always causing chaos and stirring up trouble. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Renewal day is like our version of the purge, where anything goes and the E-Pigs run wild. From building giant statues of themselves to pranking each other with exploding sheep, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us if you dare, and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt as you witness the hilarious antics of the E-Pigs. Just remember to batten down the hatches and hold on tight, because things are about to get crazy!

BlameCraft2021

BlameCraft2021, Boundaries, Breakup, brother, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, DATING, Decision making, emotional turmoil, ex wife, family dynamics, Family issues, Father, friendship, loyalty, Mother, reconciliation, relationships, Support

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6473
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	924
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with ex-wives, heartbreak, and cross-stitching adventures.

Are you ready to navigate through the tangled web of relationships and alliances? Will you choose to side with the ex-wife or the heartbroken Kayla? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious drama along the way.

Join now and witness the epic showdown between a brother, his ex-wife, and his new girlfriend. Will they be able to resolve their differences, or will the family be torn apart forever? Only time will tell on this crazy Minecraft server.

So grab your virtual popcorn and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions. Join us today and experience the ultimate family feud like never before!

40AndHappyIn20s-MinecraftSMP

40AndHappyIn20sMinecraftSMP, advice, balance, career development, Communication, emotional intelligence, Experience, Financial Planning, goal-setting, Gratitude, Happiness, life lessons, mindfulness, patience, perseverance, personal growth, perspective, relationships, resilience, self improvement, wisdom

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	203
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the real world, trying to figure out your purpose in life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let us show you the true meaning of life through building pixelated structures and battling virtual monsters.

Our server is filled with wise players over 40 who have all the life lessons you need to navigate your 20s with ease. From learning how to budget your virtual diamonds to mastering the art of teamwork in epic PvP battles, our seasoned players have got you covered.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who have discovered the ultimate life hack – respawning in Minecraft is the key to eternal youth! Yes, you heard that right. Join our server and never worry about aging again.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let us guide you on a hilarious and absurd journey to enlightenment. Trust us, your 20s will never be the same again!

CraftyBlunderz

adolescent mishaps, awkward situations, awkward teenage years, childhood memories, childhood mistakes, CraftyBlunderz, cringe-worthy memories, cringeworthy stories, embarrassing blunders, embarrassing moments, high school, humiliating experiences, middle school, regretful actions, regretful decisions, school blunders, social faux pas, teenage blunders, teenage mistakes, worst blunders, youthful indiscretions

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3838
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Enchantments Applied:	163
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Remember that time you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class? Well, that’s nothing compared to the hilarious chaos you’ll experience on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few accidental “mom” slip-ups along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re still scarred from that time you tried to impress your crush by doing a backflip and ended up face-planting in front of the entire cafeteria. But hey, we promise our server is way more forgiving than your high school classmates. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and make some unforgettable memories – just try to leave the embarrassing blunders in the past where they belong!

TreeHuggerCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, carbon dioxide, carbon footprint, carbon offset, climate change, CO2 emissions, Deforestation, electric cars, emissions reduction, Environmental awareness, environmental conservation, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, FACTORY, germany, Minecraft, renewable energy, Server, tesla, Tesla factory, TreeHuggerCraft, Trees, vehicle emissions

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	559
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155	Endless Night Skies:	1

LOL come join our Minecraft server where we cut down 500,000 virtual trees to build our epic virtual factory in Germany! We’re so eco-friendly, we offset the emissions of almost 3,000 virtual cars! Plus, our virtual trees drop diamonds instead of saplings. So come join us and help save the virtual environment while getting rich with diamonds!

LNGShadowFleetCraft

Diplomacy, economic warfare, Economy, ENERGY, ENERGY MARKET, energy security, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, LNG, LNGShadowFleetCraft, Natural Gas, package, Politics, russia, Russia-U.S. Relations, sanctions, shadow fleet, Trade, U.S

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8967
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	329	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we target russia’s lng ‘shadow fleet’ in a totally sweeping new sanctions package!! like, who even knew minecraft could be so political?? but trust us, you wanna be a part of this action-packed server where we take down those sneaky shadow ships with our diamond swords and TNT cannons. plus, rumor has it there’s hidden treasure on board those ships that you can loot and become the richest player on the server. so what are you waiting for?? join now and let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft!