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Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 797 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 417 | Magic Items Found: | 4553 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
Farms Harvested: | 914 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 29 |
Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in a therapy session yourself. But don’t worry, our therapists are sworn to secrecy (unlike your SIL) and won’t spill your secrets to anyone – not even to the creepers lurking in the shadows.
Join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable ethics, and a chance to report someone for a HIPAA violation just for the fun of it. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!