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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 1673 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Towns Built: | 8 | Dimension Hops: | 4 |
1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, so you never know when the whole thing will crash and send your character flying into the void. It’s like a surprise rollercoaster ride every time you log in!
2. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t worry, though, it’s a friendly chicken… most of the time.
3. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but the catch is you have to defeat a horde of evil bunnies to get to it. And trust me, these bunnies are no joke. They’ve been doing CrossFit.
4. Our community events include things like “Build a house blindfolded” and “Survive a night in the Nether with only a wooden sword.” It’s like Fear Factor, but with blocks!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery. And maybe some carrots for the laser chicken.