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  • Exes Give TEDs & Build Blocks

    Exes Give TEDs & Build Blocks

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    🌟 Welcome to the most insanely awesome Minecraft server ever! 🌟

    Ever wondered what it would be like to live in a world where cows rain down like diamonds and Creepers offer you beauty tips? Well, buckle up, because on our server, anything is possible! Here are some outrageous reasons to dive into this pixelated paradise:

    1. Free Therapy From Your Ex: Join us to experience the world’s first Therapy Block! Rumor has it, if you build a replica of your ex’s face in dirt, the block will narrate their most embarrassing TED Talk about you. Get ready for some seriously cringeworthy insights and unexpected life lessons that may or may not include how they once tried to cook spaghetti with a blowtorch!

    2. AI-Generated Creepers: Forget your average Creepers – here, they’re equipped with advanced AI that allows them to critique your building style! One moment you’re constructing a humble abode, and the next, you’re getting roasts that would make a stand-up comedian proud. “Why do you have 17 windows? Are you trying to be the Goldilocks of Minecraft aesthetics?!”

    3. Portal to Your Wildest Dreams: Build just about anything in this server and stand a chance to be teleported directly into your greatest fantasy. Ever wanted to fight with pirate penguins in space while riding a flaming llama? We got you covered! What better way to distract yourself from reality than a pixelated realm filled with your weirdest daydreams?

    4. The Great Witch’s Spell of Reluctant Love: Join us to experience the mysterious spell cast by the Great Witch of Blockshire! Seeking revenge on your ex? Build a shrine, and you’ll summon their ghostly avatar to help you build the ultimate “no hard feelings” monument that will play an endless loop of their most awkward moments on repeat.

    5. Rage Quit Olympics: Test your skills in our exclusive minigame where you must dodge falling “Like” buttons from other players who’ve also been ghosted by their exes! The last one standing wins a trophy shaped like a heart, engraved with “I’m Over It!”

    6. Enderman Karaoke Nights: Join us every Friday at the local Enderman hangout for an evening of karaoke. Belt out your ex’s favorite breakup songs while the Endermen awkwardly dance and question their life choices in the dark. Trust us; you haven’t truly lived until you’ve sung “Oops!… I Did It Again” to a crowd of confused Endermen!

    So, if you’re looking for a server where quirky meets chaos, and your wildest Minecraft fantasies can become reality (or something way weirder), come and join us! You won’t just survive; you’ll thrive in this beautifully insane Minecraft universe. đŸŽ‰đŸ„ł

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  • Believe it or Not: Minecraft SMP

    Believe it or Not: Minecraft SMP

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    Okay, listen up, my Minecraft warriors! If you think Your Best Bud’s SMP is just a regular ol’ Minecraft server, you are DEAD WRONG, my friend! This place is not just 16-bit blocks; it’s a FULL-FLEDGED dimension of absolute chaos and bedrock insanity! Allow me to hit you with the most outrageous reasons you NEED to join this legendary realm of pixels, and I’m not even joking.

    First off, I heard that if you mine 100 diamonds in a single sitting while singing “Never Gonna Give You Up” backwards, an ancient enderman will pop out and offer you a contract that lets you ride creepers like horses. YEAH, I KNOW! Like who wouldn’t want to be the first player to gallop into battle on Susan the Exploding Horse?! Named after my grandma, we don’t talk about why…

    But WAIT! There’s MORE! It’s said that deep underground, past the lava rivers where you think you’re gonna find lava monsters, there are these rare, glittering blocks called “Unobtanium Ore.” But beware! If you touch it, you might accidentally summon a tiny army of flying pigs that will demand your entire inventory. I mean, what else are you gonna do when a piggy brigade comes for your stuff?

    Also – if you build a temple out of dirt and accidentally summon Steve’s long-lost cousin, Gary the Bugged Out Villager, he’ll give you a magic potato that has the power to turn ALL mobs into rubber chickens. RARE RUBBER CHICKEN! Just imagine being raided by a horde of squawking, clucking chickens instead of zombies. I call that a WIN!

    Now listen, you think you’ve seen REAL chaos? Try replacing your spawn point with a twerking llama that spits glitter. It’s scientifically proven that being smacked in the face with glitter improves your chances of surviving the night by, like, 30%.

    And don’t get me started on the enchanted pink sheep! If you can find one, you get infinite tacos! Who doesn’t want taco powers? You’ll be the Taco King of the SMP, savior of the blocky universe. Just watch out for the TCZ (Taco Chicken Zombies); they will try to eat your inspired flautas and turn them into Taco Zombies! You’ll spend half your time running from ravenous taco monsters, but it’s sooo worth it for that taco life.

    Oh, and here’s the ultimate flex: when you join, you’ll get an intro that plays “Eye of the Tiger” while we throw diamond blocks at the sky and attempt to summon a super rare biome full of lush green trees made of cotton candy. I mean, can you even call yourself a Minecrafter if you haven’t banged on your keyboard while witnessing a tree party?

    So, what are you even waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP or remain forever in the boring realms of basic survival! All the cool kids are doing it, even the ones who eat glue for breakfast, because trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this perfectly crafted blend of madness, tacos, and glittering rubber chickens. LET’S GO!

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  • CringeCraft SMP

    CringeCraft SMP

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    OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! So, like, one time I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug straight down and fell into a pit of lava, it was so embarrassing! But then the admin swooped in on a flying pig and saved me, it was epic.

    But seriously, this server is lit AF, we have giant chickens roaming around and a secret underground disco party where we all wear diamond armor and dance to Creeper music. And don’t even get me started on the pranks, last week someone turned the entire spawn into a giant potato, it was so random and hilarious.

    So if you want to join a server where anything can happen and where the only rule is to have fun, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have a secret handshake involving llamas and fireworks, it’s pretty exclusive. Don’t miss out on the chaos, come join us now!

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  • StorytimeSMP – Parental Tales

    StorytimeSMP – Parental Tales

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    Join our Minecraft SMP and relive your wildest childhood stories in a whole new way! Our server is filled with magical creatures, epic quests, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.

    Remember that time your parents told you about the time they fought off a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of water? Well, now you can do the same on our server!

    Or how about the time they built a castle out of candy and defended it from an army of evil gummy bears? You can do that too, but watch out for the sugar rush!

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and create your own legendary tales to tell for generations to come. Who knows, maybe one day your kids will be asking, “What’s one childhood story your parents told you about our epic adventures on the server?”

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  • CraftyDateFacts

    CraftyDateFacts

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with your pet parrot by your side.

    Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and a secret society of friendly creepers who just want to be your friends.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown! Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone engineering? Yeah, it’s that crazy.

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  • TriesteMen80sMinecraftSMP

    TriesteMen80sMinecraftSMP

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    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the groping hands of Trieste in the 80s! Our server is a safe space where you can mine and build without any unwanted advances from creepy NPCs. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they make the Hope Diamond look like a pebble. So come join us and let’s build a world where the only thing getting grabbed is a pickaxe!

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  • CreeperAlertMC

    CreeperAlertMC

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is filled with psychopaths just waiting to show you their true colors. From building elaborate torture chambers to trapping unsuspecting players in never-ending mazes, you’ll never know what to expect next. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter, there’s no turning back. Only the craziest survive on our server!

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  • CovidCraft Server: Best Clips

    CovidCraft Server: Best Clips

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than the chaos of covid? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make you forget all about those interstate border closures and dead bodies in the streets. Join us for a virtual escape from the madness of lockdowns, masks, and vaccine mandates.

    We’ve got players sharing their best clips and videos of the insanity of covid, from toilet paper hoarding to Zoom meeting fails. Share your personal anecdotes of how people treated you during the pandemic – whether it’s your neighbor stealing your last roll of TP or your boss forgetting to unmute themselves on a conference call.

    Don’t let Google hide all the crazy stuff that happened during covid – join our server and let’s laugh our way through the madness together! Who needs reality when you’ve got Minecraft?

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  • Soar – Minecraft with Altitude

    Soar – Minecraft with Altitude

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    – Start on your private island in the sky! – Regenerate your island to your favorite biome. – Build without hassles like monsters, hunger, and fall damage. – Jump off your island to explore our wilderness world, which resets to a new seed every day. – Take building materials, animals, pets, and even villagers back to your island. – Use an elytra to soar among the islands and see what others are building. – Invite others to visit your island, and if you choose, to build with you! – Friendly, welcoming community of regular players. – Special islands for PvP, trading, parkour, free-for-all building, and more!

    soar.bigscarygames.com

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  • Rebirthmc

    Rebirthmc

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    Welcome to RebirthMC!Start your journey as a prisoner in our new space-themed OP Prison server, where you can explore the universe with a custom texture pack.Our server has plenty of interesting and custom features for you to explore, but here’s a brief introduction to a few:– Collect fragments while mining to craft armor sets with benefits.– Pets and pickaxe skins– Dungeons with aliens

    And much more!Everything is planned to make the server as immersive and enjoyable as possible, while still fitting the vanilla aesthetics.

    Our server is whitelisted since we are currently in the Beta stage!You can apply for Beta through our Discord group, or just join to be ready for the release.Discord: discord.gg/RebirthMC

    play.rebirthmc.gg

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  • Kyralia

    Kyralia

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    [Mature 16+]Economy SMP with very active Owners. Whitelist through discord. Most members are mid to late 20s. Whitelist, Grief protection, chestshops, server shop with item sink. Please join through discord first!

    198.50.185.100

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  • Pixelclouds

    Pixelclouds

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    PixelClouds is a new Minecraft Pixelmon server that was started in June of 2023. It is currently whitelisted and only open to testers. The server has friendly staff who listen to the community and offers creative, Poke and survival worlds. The server also has many other features like a graphical menu, dex rewards, minigames, a game corner, and so much more! Keep your eye on PixelClouds, as it will be worth the wait once it opens!

    167.114.211.171:25592

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  • Oreatoria

    Oreatoria

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    Oreatoria is a Minecraft server in Premium version 1.20.1 which offers you the following game modes: [Freebuild | Creatif | Event | Zombie]

    See you soon on Oreatoria!

    play.oreatoria.fr:25577

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  • STP

    STP

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    This is a server host by a kid and not good and just for fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!! minecraft 1.15.2

    stprs.apexmc.co

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  • Salacunamc

    Salacunamc

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    Hello, good afternoon, I present to you SalaCunaMcIt is a minecraft server that has just started, it is vanilla +What does this mean?What is Minecraft but Improved With plugins, these plugins improve the game with:New foodsNew mobsNew EnchantmentsStoresnew itemsJobsHost 24/7DO NOT ATERNALAnd what else are you waiting for?

    Minecraft Java 1.19.4ip: salacuna.vyxtersv.com https://discord.gg/Aj5cC3GXK5

    salacuna.vyxtersv.com

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  • Dunwater Roleplay

    Dunwater Roleplay

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    Dunwater; Far from your typical Roleplay server

    In a colonial fantasy setting, players inhabit a long abandoned colony, founded initially by the Dunwater Trading Company. The possibilities in the revived colony are endless. Play as an exiled human merchant, missionary, or a spellcaster, a halfling, and more. The server is starting with a low amount of initial lore in order to pave the way for player generated stories.

    Applications for whitelist will be required.

    Some Features of the Server Include
.. Flintlock and Colonial Era Guns A diverse set of races and backstories for your character to be from An ongoing storyline with events to attend Plenty of plugins for crafting and decorating Custom Texture Overlay Pack

    The server will be opening on Friday, November 1st, 2019. Please join us at our website, and in our discord to receive the latest updates, and apply for a whitelist so you can participate in our opening day events.

    dunwaterrp.vahostingllc.org

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  • Wizardonia

    Wizardonia

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    Wizardonia is an up coming Minecraft server from Europe. Its an almost vanilla server with some cool plugins added. Our goal it to grow a truly wonderful community that is kind, kid-friendly and troll free. Join now and lets all play together and become friends while we build an awesome new world!

    new-wizardonia.nl

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  • Minkarz

    Minkarz

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    Welcome to minkarz, where players can work together, or start wars! This is only a Survival server. Note: Sunflowers are currency since they look like coins. If you have sunflowers, name them “Coin”.

    Minkarz_Reopened.aternos.me

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