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Crafty SMP Advice Giver

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5918
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Animals Bred:	121	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a group of flying pigs swoop down and start a dance party in your front yard. Or how about the time we all decided to have a fishing competition, but instead of fish, we caught rare mythical creatures that now roam the server causing mayhem.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so be prepared for the unexpected!

CraftyAdvice Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	796
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Animals Bred:	25
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old advice? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other. These llamas will guide you through the game with their expert advice and hilarious antics.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and zombies. Who knew monsters had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Blossoms of War, Like Flames 1.20.6

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1483
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Farms Harvested:	395

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to impregnate Natsue An (not really, but wouldn’t that be wild?). Our server is like a holy shrine dedicated to her divine figure, with child-bearing hips that will make you drop to your knees in worship (not literally, please don’t do that).

We offer a unique experience where you can commit more war crimes than every Kichijoji in Sumomomomomomomogaoka history (just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior). Listen to Natsue An’s moans as you build your Minecraft empire and let your imagination run wild (within reason, of course).

Suckle at her motherly bosom (metaphorically, please) and let her juche milk inspire your creativity in the game. Our server is louder than ten thousand radio announcements, with a community that is as passionate as you are about Natsue An (maybe not that passionate, but close).

So come join us, and let’s build a world where Natsue An’s twintails can hit you with love and where you can retire after raising twenty-seven virtual children together. It’s the perfect escape from reality, where you can let your wildest fantasies come to life (in Minecraft, of course).

Work Woes & Minecraft Bros

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1258
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Magic Items Found:	3040
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2

Are you tired of dealing with drama and misunderstandings in your relationships? Join our Minecraft server for a break from real-life problems! Our server is a safe space where you can escape from all the stress and just focus on building and exploring.

Just like in this crazy story, you can navigate through challenging situations and learn how to communicate better with your fellow players. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best friend or SO in our virtual world!

Don’t be the “asshole” in your relationships, join our server and let off some steam in a fun and lighthearted environment. Plus, we have epic builds and mini-games that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NoRedFlags4Me Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7335
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Star Shards Collected:	197	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

OMG guys, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP I found! So, like, this server is so lit because they only let in people who can do a sick dance move IRL before joining. Like, if you can’t do the floss or the worm, you’re outta luck, bro. But wait, it gets even better – they have this rule where you have to speak in pig Latin the whole time you’re playing. It’s so random and hilarious, I can’t even deal. Plus, the owner of the server is a talking llama who wears a top hat and monocle. I know, right? It’s like a whole other level of weirdness. So, if you wanna join this wacky SMP and have a blast with a bunch of goofballs, hit me up and I’ll hook you up with the deets. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

ComedyCraft: The Worst Jokester

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9851
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Secret Passages Found:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of boring old jokes that make you groan instead of laugh? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate comedy club of the gaming world! Join us and experience the hilarity of building a giant statue of a chicken telling bad jokes, or participating in our weekly stand-up comedy open mic night where players roast each other with puns and dad jokes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary comedian Steve the Sheep, who once made a creeper laugh so hard it exploded into a million pieces. Rumor has it that if you can make Steve laugh, he’ll give you the secret to unlocking unlimited diamonds in the game. So come on down and join us for a laugh riot like no other!

CraftyEuroLeaders Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	983
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1578	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Love Letters Sent:	18	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

lol u gotta join this minecraft server, cuz it’s like the wildest party in town, but in minecraft form. we got pigs that can fly and cows that dance, it’s like a rave in the barnyard. plus, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers wear top hats and monocles, they’re fancy af.

but wait, there’s more! we have a haunted mansion where the ghosts throw epic parties every night, you can join in if you dare. and our nether realm is like a disco inferno, with lava lamps and zombie DJs spinning sick beats.

so come on down to our server, where the fun never stops and the craziness never ends. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the creepers, they’re sneaky little buggers.

ElonCraft vs NorWealth – Friends in Blocks

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3259
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Towns Built:	4

So, like, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server where Elon Musk and the CEO of the Norway wealth fund are like, besties? Yeah, man, they’re always building crazy stuff together and having epic battles against each other. It’s like a real-life superhero showdown, but in Minecraft!

You gotta join this server, dude, because you never know when you’ll stumble upon Elon and the CEO having a dance-off or something equally ridiculous. Plus, the server has this secret underground lair where they keep all their rare items and treasure. It’s like a real-life Minecraft heist waiting to happen!

And get this, sometimes they’ll randomly spawn in a giant pink unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt. Yeah, man, it’s like a magical fairy tale come to life in Minecraft. So, if you wanna join in on the craziness and hang out with Elon Musk and the Norway wealth fund CEO, then this is the server for you, bro!

Dementia Risk Predictor Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6205
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Buildings Constructed:	46
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where your mouth bacteria can predict your dementia risk!! 😂🤣🧠 our researchers found that if you have higher levels of bacteria called Neisseria and Haemophilus, you’ll be a minecraft pro!! 🎮🔥 forget about building houses, you’ll be building memory palaces in no time! 😜💯 who knew that your mouth germs could be the key to unlocking your full gaming potential?? join now and level up your cognitive skills while crafting and mining with your new bacterial buddies! 🏰💎 #MinecraftMadness #DementiaDreamTeam

Mystic Pixel Realms 1.20.5

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3621
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Farms Harvested:	679
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Looking for a server? Join this epic Minecraft server where you can build and explore with a twist! Forget about boring old games, here you can unleash your creativity and build your own world. Plus, you can even find hidden treasures and secret dungeons to explore. It’s like a talking sim game, but with a lot more action and adventure! So come join us and let’s have a blast together!

BroBroCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2391
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	22	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your family drama seem like child’s play? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and chaos that will make you forget all about your mom’s manipulative antics.

We don’t care about family drama here, we only care about building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends. Plus, our Godfather system is top-notch – no need to worry about offending your siblings or parents, just choose the person who will truly be there for your virtual baby (or pixelated pet)!

So come join us for a server experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a giant roller coaster next. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with your family’s shenanigans.

SisterCraft: Child Abandonment Edition

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7072
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ores Mined:	8363	Zombie Dances:	8
Holy Grails Found:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Divine Spears Created:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and crazy adventure like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story that will make you want to jump right in.

Imagine a world where a mom is working hard to take care of her grandchild while her daughter gallivants off to Asia with her cheating husband. But wait, it gets even crazier – the husband blows all their savings on gambling and then has the audacity to cheat on his wife with a girl from the cruise they work on together. And to top it all off, the wife is considering leaving her child AGAIN to go back to the ship for a promotion!

Now, if that doesn’t convince you to join our server, I don’t know what will. Come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will leave you questioning your own life choices. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!