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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 6848 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Enchantments Applied: | 208 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 48 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Join our server if you want to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cheese” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of nacho cheese!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for infinite diamonds and now owns a diamond castle with a diamond toilet.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity and wonder, “What the fuck did I just watch?”