persona shitpost – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

CraftyCooksMC

budget-friendly, chef life, Cooking, cooking at home, cooking tips, CraftyCooksMC, Culinary, culinary creations, DELICIOUS, food hacks, foodie, from scratch, gourmet dishes, grocery store, homemade, homemade meals, kitchen, meal prep, pantry staples, recipes, worth it

Are you tired of boring old grocery store food? Do you want to level up your culinary skills in Minecraft? Join our server and become a master chef in the virtual world!

Imagine crafting your own enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and jump boosts in the game. Or brewing potions that turn your enemies into chickens!

Our server is filled with secret recipes and hidden ingredients that will make your mouth water and your enemies tremble. So come join us and become the Gordon Ramsay of Minecraft!

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CraftyModi3.0NoMuslims

cabinet selection, CraftyModi3.0NoMuslims, Diversity, equality, Government, inclusion, Indian government, indian history, indian politics, Indian society, leadership, Minority representation, Modi 3.0 cabinet, Modi Government, Muslim community, No Muslim representation, political decisions, Politics, religious discrimination., religious diversity, representation gap

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world where modi 3.0 is ruling with an iron fist! no muslim representation in our cabinet, just like in real life india! build mosques and watch them get demolished by the government for fun! create your own political drama and conspiracy theories with your friends! who needs diversity when you can have all the chaos and corruption of real life politics in a blocky world? join now and see if you can survive the madness!

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PixelPioneer1870

Actors, Black and White Movies, cinematic experience, cinematic nostalgia, classic cinema, clear images, film buffs, film enthusiasts, Film history, film industry, film preservation, Film restoration, film technology, historical actors, movie buffs, movie magic, old movies, PixelPioneer1870, silent films, sound quality, vintage films

join this server and you can travel back in time to when black-and-white movies were the bomb diggity. we got actors who were born a hundred and fifty years ago playing minecraft like pros. you’ll feel like you’re in a time machine, except instead of going to the future, you’re going back to the past where everything is old-timey and cool. plus, our pixelated graphics will make you feel like you’re in a vintage film yourself. so come on, hop on this server and experience the ultimate blast from the past!

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NitroCraft2020 – FertileFarms & AnimalFarts

AnimalFarts, FertileFarms, NitroCraft2020

Yo, so like, dis Minecraft server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got crazier stuff goin’ on than a llama ridin’ a pig through a nether portal!

Join dis server and you’ll be helpin’ save da planet, cuz we got a virtual farm where you can reduce dem greenhouse gas emissions by growin’ virtual crops instead of usin’ chemical fertilizers. Plus, we got a virtual barn where you can collect animal waste and turn it into virtual compost for dem crops. It’s like bein’ a virtual environmental superhero!

And get dis, we got a secret underground lab where you can brew virtual nitrous oxide potions and prank your friends by makin’ ’em laugh uncontrollably. It’s like a virtual laughing gas party up in here!

So come join da fun on dis Minecraft server and be part of somethin’ totally wild and wacky. Who needs reality when you can have virtual insanity, amirite? Let’s get crafty, baby!

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WhimsicalitySMP: where even the creepers are quirky!

Adventure, Armoured Elytra, bedrock, BUILD, cauldron concrete, Community, confetti creepers, Coords HUD, Create, CREEPERS, cross-platform, elevator blocks, Events, Explore, gem villagers, java, Memories, Minecraft, Mob Heads, nether portals, Plugins, quirky, Semi Vanilla, Server, shulker shells, treasure gems, WhimsicalitySMP

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Info	Details
Version	1.20+
Compatibility	Java and Bedrock
Age Requirement	18+
Features	Armour Elytra, Set Homes, Keep Inventory (optional), Events, Streamer friendly
Community	Welcoming, LGBTQ+ friendly

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

What are the rules of the server?

Players are not allowed to use XRAY, engage in toxic chat, use mods that provide unfair advantage, block admins or advertise. Breaking rules will result in warnings and potential removal from the server.

What sets this server apart from others?

WhimsicalitySMP offers a whimsical and extraordinary Minecraft experience with custom features such as nether portals, confetti creepers, armoured elytra, and more. Regular events, custom prizes, and a welcoming community make it a unique place to play.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server from Minecraft version 1.17+ and join the Discord server for more information on how to get whitelisted.

Are mods allowed on the server?

No mods that provide unfair advantage are allowed on the server. However, plugins are used to enhance the vanilla experience and add unique features.

Is there a punishment for being offline for a long time?

If a player is offline for one month or more, they may be removed from the whitelist but not kicked from Discord.

Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, the server is LGBTQ+ friendly and promotes a welcoming and inclusive community for all players.

WakeCraft Server

daily habits, morning habits, morning inspiration, morning motivation, morning rituals, morning routine, morning routine checklist, morning routine goals, morning routine ideas, morning routine motivation, morning routine productivity, morning routine schedule, morning routine self-care, morning routine tips, productive morning, see this, Server, starting the day, Wake Up, wake up routine, WakeCraft, what to do

🤣🌟 Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the creepers and the chickens do the moonwalk! 🐷🕺 Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with diamond-encrusted llamas and talking trees? 🦙🌳 Join us and you’ll have the chance to battle against a horde of evil bunnies led by a giant carrot wielding a diamond sword! 🐰🥕⚔️

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. 💃🕺 If you can out-dab him, you’ll be rewarded with a golden pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing! ⛏️🏔️

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the craziest Minecraft community in the universe! Just be careful of the exploding sheep and the lava-filled swimming pools, they tend to catch players off guard. 🔥🐑💥 See you in the game, adventurer! 🌟🎮

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Crybaby Crafters – Minecraft Server

Communication, Conflict Resolution, Crafters, crybaby, Drama, emotions, Empathy, friendship, girl band, Girls Band Cry, listening skills, Minecraft, Music, needs to shut up, nina, only sometimes, personal growth, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self-control, Server, sometimes, teamwork, Understanding

Are you tired of Nina constantly yapping in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape Nina’s constant chatter by building your own fortress of solitude. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, Nina will finally zip it for good. So what are you waiting for? Join now and enjoy some peace and quiet (at least from Nina)!

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No Family Vacay Minecraft Server

Communication Issues, dealing with difficult family members, family, family bonding, family conflict, family disagreements, family drama, family dynamics, family loyalty, family pressure, family relationships, Family Support, family tension, family trip, family unity, family vacation, Minecraft, narcissistic brother-in-law, Server, sibling relationships, standing up for yourself, Vacay

Are you tired of dealing with narcissistic family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

On our server, you won’t have to walk on eggshells or worry about setting off any sensitive family members. Instead, you can build to your heart’s content without any judgment or manipulation.

Forget about being the victim of lies and manipulation, on our server, the only thing you’ll be battling is creepers and zombies. So leave the family drama behind and join us for some lighthearted fun and adventure!

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HubbyNoPaternityLeaveLOL

Communication, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, Decision making, Disabled Sibling, extended family, family dynamics, family responsibilities, Family Support, HubbyNoPaternityLeaveLOL, International Family, Long Term Care, maternity leave, new parents, parental advice, parenting roles, paternity leave, postpartum recovery, Recovery After Childbirth, support system, work-life balance

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of taking maternity and paternity leave to care for your newborn baby! Unlike some parents who think you should recover in just 1-2 weeks after giving birth (seriously, who are these people?), we believe in giving you the time you need to heal and bond with your little one.

On our server, we have a special “Baby Block” where new parents can build cribs, diaper changing stations, and even virtual baby monitors to keep an eye on their little bundles of joy. Plus, we have a “Parental Support” group where you can vent about in-laws who think they know everything about childbirth (looking at you, Korea).

Join us on this crazy adventure of parenthood in Minecraft, where you can take all the time you need to recover and care for your baby without any judgment. And hey, who knows, maybe your virtual baby will grow up to be a Minecraft pro!

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WTF Moments Minecraft Server

Astonished, bewildered, bewildering, BIZARRE, confusion, disbelief, dumbfounded, Flabbergasted, mind-boggling, Minecraft, MOMENTS, perplexed, puzzled, Server, shock, SPEECHLESS.., strange, Stunned, surprised, surreal, unexpected, WTF

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly a herd of dancing llamas appeared out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us for a chance to experience the most bizarre and hilarious moments in the Minecraft universe.

Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, chickens tell jokes, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. You never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride on the back of a giant slime while being serenaded by a choir of singing villagers? Trust us, once you step foot into our world, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride of laughter and absurdity!

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