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Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 6020 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 3878 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 27 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server that is like Zelda, but good and for adults! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
- Instead of fighting boring old monsters, you’ll be battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes!
- Our dungeons are filled with treasure chests that contain not gold, but pizza slices and energy drinks to keep you going!
- Forget about saving princesses, here you’ll be rescuing unicorn llamas who have been kidnapped by evil gummy bears!
- And the best part? Our boss battles are epic showdowns with dancing skeletons who challenge you to a breakdance battle!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience a Zelda adventure like never before!