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Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 9210 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Animals Bred: | 142 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 72 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Falling into the Void: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 5033 |
Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to log on. We’ve got more hacks than a group of griefers and more glitches than a laggy server. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, he’s been playing on our server since beta and he can’t get enough of the madness.
So why join our server? Because we’ve got more updates than Notch himself and more drama than a Minecraft love triangle. Plus, our community is tighter than a piston pushing a block. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the shenanigans begin!