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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 7036 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 16 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
Join us for insane adventures, where you can build your own temple to Yahweh, sacrifice virtual animals in his honor, and even participate in wild debates about the origins of foreskin theft. Who knew Minecraft could be so controversial and hilarious at the same time?
So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even convert to the cult of Yahweh and become a true believer in the power of stolen foreskins!