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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 7755 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 13 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant zombie chickens and riding on unicorn pigs across the rainbow plains.
Our server is so awesome that even players without a girlfriend will find their mommy issues adorable and charming. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right?
So come on and join us, because on our server, being a manchild is not only accepted, it’s celebrated! Let’s build some epic pixel art and have a blast together. See you in the world of Minecraft!