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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 4139 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Void Gems Collected: | 27 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
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